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It's from the new TFS Special; they did Episode of Bardock. :D Check it out on YouTube. It's so random; like Ninjabridge. lol

 

:blink: I'll be sure to do that. For the moment...

 

Mahogany. And not just any mahogany, but mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are three hundred feet tall and breath fire! From these trees, this desk was forged two-thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does this make my desk nigh indestructable, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! Also it's a very fine material; very expensive.

 

... Mahogany.

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"And then you used your Kianzan on him?"

 

"Uh...."

 

"I WILL HANG YOUR HEAD WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!"

 

"To answer your question, Gohan...no. No, I did not."

 

"DUST THIS BITCH!"

 

And then...

 

"Did we get him?"

 

"Krillin, we can sense his energy, why do you bother asking?"

 

"I'm an optimist."

 

"You're an idiot."

 

"You're both wrong...you're dead."

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Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he has ever met, mine is indeed a tormented existence filled with torment and girls. Girls with their breasts they torment me so

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Gohan:  Uh Vegeta, if you don't mind me asking, what are we in for?

 

Vegeta:  You ever watch Power Rangers?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Ninja Turtles?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Sailor Moon?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  BettleBorgs?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  V.R Troopers?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Samurai Cyber Squad?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  .....Tatooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills?

 

Gohan:  Oh yeah!

 

Vegeta:  #$% Damn it!

 

Me:  For shame Gohan, for shame.

Edited by Ultimus Grid

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Melvin:  Prepare yourself Susan to face the wrath of Mega Ultra Chicken!

 

Joey:  Okay hacks!  I call hacks!

 

Melvin:  What?  Hacks?

 

Joey:  You totally hacked that card!

 

Melvin:  The freak makes you say that?

 

Joey:  Well how else would you unlock Moltres when you're not even in the Kanto region?

 

Melvin:  ... You realize of course you deserve to die for that joke alone?

 

Joey:  Totally worth it.

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Death: Yatzsee, motherf**kers!

 

Death The Kid: Wait, I thought we were playing Monopoly!

 

Death: What game you watchin'?

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Cooler: We took 3 months to get here! I'm not staying in the ship.

 

Goku: Frieza!

 

Sauza: HA! You think this is Frrieza? No... This is... Coolerr...

 

Goku: Cooler than Frieza? Then you must be ice cold!

 

Cooler: No, that would be my father.

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Soul Eater: Hey, remember that thing when you told me, 'Hey Soul, watch out, he's immune to cuts and this and that.'? And yet you charge in like you're f**king invincible and he just threw you around like a goddamned ragdoll! I'm sorry, but you're a mad woman!

 

Maka: Never say never, Soul.

 

Justin Bieber: Never say never (never, never, never, never)....

 

Soul: You're f**king high right now, aren't you?

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Trunks: Hey Frieza!

 

Frieza: WHAT?!

 

Trunks: You should split! (Burning Attack into slicing Frieza in half)

 

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Trunks: Now I bet you're all wondering why I brought you here...

 

Krillin: Snacks!

 

Yamcha: To kill us!

 

Vegeta: To kill snacks!

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Bulma:  So hey, like, just gonna throw this out there, you're really cute.

 

Trunks:  Well you know my mom always said I was a cute kid.

 

Bulmas:  Oh a mommas boy huh?  I'll be your mommy. *winks*

 

Trunks:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Jaden Yuki and I'm absolutely flawless.

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Absolutely flawless!

 Luffy: LIMIT BREAK!

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Yo!Ya-yo Ya-yo!Dreamin', don't %&*! it up Luffy!Dreamin', don't **^! it up Zolo!Dreamin', don't #$#% it up Nami!Dreamin', don't $%* *^(* it up, #$^! it up, #^&& it up, #$&$ it up, it no!

 

Zorro: Oh, no, they got Cody!! D:

 

Luffy: Oh, no, they got Cody...

 

(Morgan shoots Luffy's iPhony)

 

Luffy: You shaved me yet again, baby seal!

 

Zorro: But you still have all your hair...

 

(Luffy looks over at post where Zorro is no longer tied up to, Zorro puts sword in mouth)

 

Luffy: Okay. 

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(Vegeta and Bulma have sex, with Vegeta ending with a Galick Gun release. xD)

 

Bulma: Oh wow...

 

Vegeta: Yup.

 

Bulma: Gotta admit... even with the broken ribs, you really... wait. Where's your condom?Vegeta: Dafuq's a condom?!~

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