Ultimus Grid 546 Posted January 18, 2014 Trunks: No dad, stop! Vegeta: Are we really doing this again? Trunks: I wish you'd understand. There's no way we can fight them without Goku! Vegeta: And I wish you would understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fools' help? Trunks: Because you're not as strong as ..... *gets punched in the stomach, Vegeta flies off* Krillin: You pushed the Goku button. You shouldn't have did that. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) DragonBall Z Abridged Episode 40 is out WHOOO!!! -- Mr. Popo (tripping out): All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle... -- 16: *Scanning Krillin, scanner saying 'status: Goku... Negative. Bird... Duck?* Hmm... *smiles, bird lands on wrist* Hello bird. What is your name? *bird chirps* Toriyama? *bird chirps again* I would love to see your dinosaur. *bird chirps once more* It does what?! -- Yajirobe: Hey I'm Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry. Mrs. Briefs: I see. *calling to Mr. Briefs* Honey, we have a food stamper! Mr. Briefs: Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes! Yajirobe: Challenge accepted. -- *creepy flashback of baby Cell in his container, fade to black with evil Cell laugh* .... Mr. Popo: Well that's f**king ominous. Edited May 17, 2016 by Firaga Sensei 2 Ultimus Grid and Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 8, 2014 DragonBall Z Abridged Episode 40 is out WHOOO!!! -- Mr. Popo (tripping out): All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle... -- 16: *Scanning Krillin, scanner saying 'status: Goku... Negative. Bird... Duck?* Hmm... *smiles, bird lands on wrist* Hello bird. What is your name? *bird chirps* Toriyama? *bird chirps again* I would love to see your dinosaur. *bird chirps once more* It does what?! -- Yajirobe: Hey I'm Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry. Mrs. Briefs: I see. *calling to Mr. Briefs* Honey, we have a food stamper! Mr. Briefs: Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes! Yajirobe: Challenge accepted. -- *creepy flashback of baby Cell in his container, fade to black with evil Cell laugh* .... Krillin: Well that's f**king ominous. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUSSY WAGON!? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted March 8, 2014 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUSSY WAGON!? Krillin: What about you Vegeta? Vegeta: *screams and files off* Krillin: See? He believes me! And he's jealous. Piccolo: Oh my other me, shut up!!! *almosts blasts everybody, flies up* You can kiss the greenest parts of my ass!! *flies off* Tien: ... There are greener parts of his ass? 2 Shulk and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 8, 2014 Krillin: What about you Vegeta? Vegeta: *screams and files off* Krillin: See? He believes me! And he's jealous. Piccolo: Oh my other me, shut up!!! *almosts blasts everybody, flies up* You can kiss the greenest parts of my ass!! *flies off* Tien: ... There are greener parts of his ass? Android 17: Didn't know you were into dwarves, sis. 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted March 8, 2014 Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Krillin: Holy crap. Okay, things are looking a bit dicey, but.... Trunks: FATHER! *flies towards 18* Krillin: Okay, okay Trunks can handle this. I mean that sword cuts freaks in *sword breaks, Trunks shocked* Krillin: OOOH nooo. 2 Sonic and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaForte 1,674 Posted March 9, 2014 Mr. Popo: All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle... I died laughing at this part. 4 Weedanort, Firaga, Shulk and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 9, 2014 Melvin: No... NO...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Marik: Surprise b*tch! I bet you thought you've seen the last of me! Melvin: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Marik: It's funny because it's from the Internet... 2 Ultimus Grid and Yuya Sakaki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) Naruto: (singing) A TREE! NARUTO!SASUKE! NOW BACK TO THE TREE! I GOT A KNIFE! THE TREE AGAIN! GAY LOOK! F**KING ROWER! (yelling) TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--(climbs and fails) (rolls around in pain) Yatatatatatatatata!! Yami: That was Japanese for ouch! Edited March 12, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 3 Ultimus Grid, Shulk and Sonic reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted March 12, 2014 *After "All these squares make a circle"* Piccolo: Okay what's with him? Kami: Don't mind him, he just finished dropping a gallon of LSD. Piccolo: A gallon? Kami: A literal gallon. From a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from. He never leaves the... Mr.Popo: Kami! I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout when I want to. Kami: Mr.Popo you may leave the lookout if you ...... Mr.Popo: BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! ........ All these squares make a circle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Black Star: That was a good plan. Tsubaki: You make great plans. Black Star: Thank you! Tsubaki: Just kidding, your plan sucked! Black Star: No one likes you! Tsubaki: The moon likes me. The Moon: I like you! Black Star: The moon is a f*ggot! The Moon: Oh come on, I'm cool too! Watch this! *screen explodes* Black Star: Hey, that was actually kinda nice. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soul Eater: When are we and your big butt gonna talk about last week? Maka: Are you saying that because I'm a woman?! Soul Eater: I'm saying that because I can't find my CHIPS, MY CHIPS, in the fridge. Maka: What kind of person puts them in the fridge? Soul Eater: Someone who doesn't want your butt to grow even more. Obviously, that hasn't worked. Maka: Rubbing them on my nipples didn't work. Soul Eater: We share something in common. (screen zooms in and goes purple) AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- Edited May 10, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 1 Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted May 10, 2014 Black Star: That was a good plan. Tsubaki: You make great plans. Black Star: Thank you! Tsubaki: Just kidding, your plan sucked! Black Star: No one likes you! Tsubaki: The moon likes me. The Moon: I like you! Black Star: The moon is a f*ggot! The Moon: Oh come on, I'm cool too! Watch this! *screen explodes* Black Star: Hey, that was actually kinda nice. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soul Eater: When are we and your big butt gonna talk about last week? Maka: Are you saying that because I'm a woman?! Soul Eater: I'm saying that because I can't find my CHIPS, MY CHIPS, in the fridge. Maka: What kind of person puts them in the fridge? Soul Eater: Someone who doesn't want your butt to grow even more. Obviously, that hasn't worked. Maka: Rubbing them on my nipples didn't work. Soul Eater: We share something in common. (screen zooms in and goes purple) AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- Black Star: Can we just take these souls? 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) Yusei: Jack. Jack: YUUUSEEEI! Yusei: There's something you should know. Jack: What is it Yuuseei? Yusei: Card games on motorcycles. Jack: What...? Yusei: I said card games on motorcycles Jack: I beg your pardon! Yusei: I said: Card games on motorcycles! Jack: What the hell is a motorcycle? Yusei: You're kidding, right? Jack: Hey Crow, do you have any idea what a motorcycle is? Crow: Can't say that I do, Jack. Jack: Yeah, we don't know what that is. Yusei: But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark. Jack: Why would we do that? Yusei: So that we can play card games on them! Jack: That sounds stupid! Yusei: Jack, you're scaring me. Jack: Come on, Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. ON. THE. GROUND! Yusei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- *Yusei frantically wakes up from the nightmare* Yusei: Oh thank God. Peace! Edited May 16, 2014 by CaelumMare 2 This Persona and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 487 Posted May 30, 2014 Android 13: howdy folks i'm android 13, look at my trucker hat 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted May 30, 2014 Android 13: howdy folks i'm android 13, look at my trucker hat Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!! 1 Sonic reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted June 8, 2014 (ala the new TFS Movie, Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge - The Reckoning) Gohan: Dad, I hate to break it to you, but Namekians don't eat. Goku: That's weird. They're weird. Goku: (looks at Big Gete Star attached to New Namek): Wow, someone should go tell Piccolo. Piccolo: Someone should go tell Piccolo *looks at Star* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... Goku: So, you've returned once again, Freezer? Gohan: Cooler. Goku: Cooler! Cooler: Yes, I have returned, dumbass. Goku: Goku. Cooler: Dumbass! There are lots more but there's too many to post. 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted June 8, 2014 Kakashi" "Hello there ninja students, I am your new sensei. My name is-" Naruto: "David mother fu**** Bowie!" Kakashi: "Actually I'm not Da-" Naruto "Holy sh** Bowie sensei, I'm your number one fan! I have downloaded all of your albums." Sakura: "Is it true you slept with Mac Jagr?" Kakashi: "As I was saying, I'm not David Bowie, but yes it is true" Sasuke: "David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensly gorgues and loved by millions of people around the world. God I hate myself" Kakashi: "Actually I totally get where you're coming from Sasuke" Naruto: "Holy crap you can read Sasuke's mind?" Kakashi: "I'm David Bowie! I can do anything!" Sakura: "I thought you said you weren't David Bowie" Kakashi: "I'm not." 2 Ultimus Grid and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Don't worry Firaga. I'll put up another. Vegeta: He keeps kicking me in the d***. Why?! Why does he keep kicking me in the d***?! Edited June 8, 2014 by Ultimus Grid 2 Firaga and Sonic reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted June 8, 2014 Kakashi" "Hello there ninja students, I am your new sensei. My name is-" Naruto: "David mother fu**** Bowie!" Kakashi: "Actually I'm not Da-" Naruto "Holy sh** Bowie sensei, I'm your number one fan! I have downloaded all of your albums." Sakura: "Is it true you slept with Mac Jagr?" Kakashi: "As I was saying, I'm not David Bowie, but yes it is true" Sasuke: "David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensly gorgues and loved by millions of people around the world. God I hate myself" Kakashi: "Actually I totally get where you're coming from Sasuke" Naruto: "Holy crap you can read Sasuke's mind?" Kakashi: "I'm David Bowie! I can do anything!" Sakura: "I thought you said you weren't David Bowie" Kakashi: "I'm not." Kakashi: It takes more than headband and some flashy ninja moves and a nametag that says "Hello, I am a ninja", to become a ninja, Naruto. Naruto: *wearing nametag* No it doesn't! That's exactly what it takes! Kakashi: Well then allow me to prove you wrong, in the form of a song! Naruto: It better not be too long or I'll kick you in the dong! It's actually "Mick Jagger", not "Mac Jagr", btw. 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted June 9, 2014 BEEP 3 Sonic, Ultimus Grid and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted July 20, 2014 Frieza: Hi, I'm Napoleon Space Hitler. Give me the things. Dende: Hey. 2 Firaga and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Frieza: This is a parody. Buy the f*cking show! ======================================= Dodoria: I... have a big... meaty... vagina. ======================================= Frieza: Stop it. Goku: No! Frieza: Stop it! Goku: Nno! Frieza: Stop it! Goku: Blpt. Frieza: That's it! Stoppin' it myself! Goku: NYAH! *Throws Spirit Bomb* Frieza: What the-- SB: DOMINATE! Frieza: Eep. ======================================= Piccolo: AGH, right in the tit! Edited July 20, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 3 Sonic, Shulk and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AuraAce 1,126 Posted July 20, 2014 "Awww... There's no f*cking beer in the fridge?.. They're probably Jahova's Witnesses or something.." - Ryataro Dojima (Persona 4 The Animation Abridged) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) Jaden Yuki: Freestyle time! Yusei Fudo: Oh, please tell me he's not going to rap. Jaden: Paradox, man. I just wanna let ya know. Ain't no way you're take away our card game Yu-Gi-Oh Gonna use a Spell card to bring out my man Neos Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast What's that? Come again? I've gotta second move? Looks like Jaden effin' Yuki's got a lot to prove! Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan Imma lay these cards down right in the Trap zone! Yugi Moto: Good job, Jaden. Way to get your lame on. Jaden: Actually it's "get your game o- Yugi: I know what it is. Peace! Edited July 21, 2014 by CaelumMare 2 This Persona and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 487 Posted July 23, 2014 freezer dono yamate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
