Kittenz 4,281 Posted July 23, 2014 ''HORAY FOR MAG-IC!'' ''Shut up edward'' -zero no tsukaima abriged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 487 Posted July 24, 2014 Frieza: You *bark*ed me! You *bird sound*ed me you monkey *monkey sound* 3 Ultimus Grid, Shulk and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted July 24, 2014 Frieza: You *bark*ed me! You *bird sound*ed me you monkey *monkey sound* Goku: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! 2 Firaga and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AuraAce 1,126 Posted July 24, 2014 Dojima: Awww.... There's no f*cking beer in the fridge?... They're probably Jahova's Witnesses or something... Persona 4 Abridged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) (None Piece Abridged) Nami: Can you see down my shirt? Luffy: No! Nami: How about now? *Leans down* Luffy: ... Nami: Can you do me a favor? Luffy: As long as I don't have to get roped into anything stupid. *Nami ties up Luffy* Luffy: Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside! ... Wait are we married? *pause* Nami: BARK LIKE A DOG! *Later* *Nami brings Luffy to Buggy Pirates* Nami: Best honeymoon ever. Luffy: ... Kill me. Nami: Oh pay him no mind *whispers* unless you want to die. *blows raspberries* Luffy: *puts gun to head* DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--!!! Edited July 28, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 2 Ultimus Grid and Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 487 Posted August 22, 2014 “is that me? is that me STRONGER THAN ME?! I’LL F*%KING KILL ME!!!” 3 Firaga, Shulk and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 22, 2014 (DragonBall Z Abridged Episode 43) Nail: Oh-oh God. I think I'm gonna puke! Piccolo: You can't puke, you're in my- *Nail pukes* Kami: Oh good Lord, its everywhere! ======================================= Cell: Of all pe-*spits out pacifier* ... Oh, that is just embarrassing! That's not even the right hole... ======================================= Cell: Huh, faster than me? That could be a slight pain in the ass. But-- *Piccolo kicks him in the ass* Cell: AGH, my ass butt! 2 Sonic and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted August 22, 2014 HEY YUKKI WANNA HAVE SEX .... No BUT UR MOM SAID WE COUUUUUUULD 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted August 23, 2014 Gohan: Why does it feel like my dad is fighting Mr. Piccolo...? And Vegeta is fighting Mr. Piccolo...? And Mr. Piccolo is fighting Mr. Piccolo...? Krillin: That's weird. It feels like I'm out there. Gohan: It feels like everyone we know is fighting Mr. Piccolo... Krillin: Except for Yamcha. Yamcha: Well duh, that's because I'm right here! 2 Firaga and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 30, 2014 Krillin: Oh God, everyone's dead! Nappa: Hilariously derailing one-liner. 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted August 30, 2014 IT'S OVER 9000!!!! Oh wait..that was the actual dub.... 2 Firaga and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 30, 2014 IT'S OVER 9000!!!! Oh wait..that was the actual dub.... Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter says about this power level? Vegeta: It's.... 1006. Nappa: Really? Vegeta: Yeah! Kick his ass, Nappa. Nappa: Yay! Ahh-- *Nappa gets his ass kicked* Vegeta: Hmm... wait, Nappa! Nappa: *gets tossed back* Whaaaat? Vegeta: I had the scouter upside own. Its over 9000... Rah. Nappa: Why do you sound so bored? Vegeta: Because its still not a threat. Nappa: But-- Vegeta: To me. 2 Ultimus Grid and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted August 30, 2014 Oh geez, you made me think that TFS uploaded a new video or something by the sudden random posts here. ;_; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 30, 2014 Oh geez, you made me think that TFS uploaded a new video or something by the sudden random posts here. ;_; Luffy: Screw doors lad, follow me! 2 Shulk and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted August 30, 2014 Cell: So, Piccolo, what brings you to MY neighborhood? Piccolo: I sensed a disturbance. Cell: Well I am pretty disturbing! Remember the time I drank that guy? That was ****ing weird. Piccolo: So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city then. Cell: Oh no no that was another guy. His name was **it Sherlock, first name No. 2 Shulk and Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) (from DBZA Episode 44) Cell: Alright... so South City is to the north, North City is to the west, and West City is... also to the north. Where the f*ck am I? =================================== Cell: (along with coach on horn) Beep.... beep. Beep. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeeeeep!! *moments later* Cell: Beep beep! *captures Coach* =================================== Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now! Trunks: He fused with Kami so he could be become stronger. Vegeta: The f*ck's a Kami? Krillin: Basically God. Vegeta: But I'm still here! Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much? Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!! =================================== Piccolo: More importantly, there's a new threat: another android created by Dr. Gero. *dramatic shock sequence* Vegeta: Do I hear five?! =================================== Master Roshi: (about Goku sleeping) I wonder what's he dreamin' about? *enter Goku's dream* Pirate Goku: Yay, I'm Pirate Goku! *looks like Luffy from One Piece* Are you ready for an adventure, Sword Guy Piccolo? Sword Guy Piccolo: *looks like Zoro from One Piece* Uh, actually, I think you need to wake up, the androids-- Pirate Goku: Wait! Look! Its Ninja Goku! *Goku who looks like Naruto appears* Ninja Goku: Hey Pirate Goku! Let's go on an adventure! Pirate Goku: Yeah!! Goku: ... Yea... =================================== Piccolo: So yeah, that's basically it in a nutshell. Krillin: You mean a nut-Cell-- All: Shut up! =================================== Piccolo: *to Tien* So, now that I have the chance to say this, um... I'm sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu. Tien: ... Nail: ... Aaaand you made it awkward. =================================== Trunks: *about Baby Cell* Technically, it's never done anything wrong. So, doesn't it have a right to life? Krillin: This isn'a about a right to life; its about making a choice. A choice we both need to make. A choice between a terrible mistake that can ruin lives and-f*ck it, I'm dropping the pretenses, we're aborting Cell. *destroys Baby Cell* =================================== Piccolo: Nothing but clothes with stab marks. Cell's calling card. Tien: Aw, dammit. He killed my star battle-back. My entire fantasy team just went straight to Hell. Piccolo: Are you serious? Tien: What? I have hobbies. Piccolo: Pfft. No you don't. (There's literally a bunch more, trust me. ) Edited September 29, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted November 16, 2014 "I can feel it... It's stabby time." "I'm gonna kill you now. You cool with that?" 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) "Soooooo puuuuuumped!" "Ever heard of prostitution?" "Can I stab people with prostitution?" "You can do it with your penis!" "I'm sorry... I am not cleaning this up." "I want my damn animal crackers!" "You gotta stay pumped and reach for the top... and grab... all... dem... titties... or else you're a faggot..." "Oops! Butterfingers!" Edited November 16, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 2 Joker and Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted November 16, 2014 "Soooooo puuuuuumped!" "Ever heard of prostitution?" "Can I stab people with prostitution?" "You can do it with your penis!" "I'm sorry... I am not cleaning this up." "I want my damn animal crackers!" "You gotta stay pumped and reach for the top... and grab... all... dem... titties... or else you're a gentleman..." "Oops! Butterfingers!" The prostitution line was going to be my next choice "Generic childhood friend who was a girl... We were supposed to go out and see the world together..." "Myyyy naaaaame is Tatsumi! And I'm gonna become the greatest general ever! Believe it! I'll also go and find the One Piece, and share all the wealth with my village." 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) “Knock knock…!" “Who’s th-I JUST F*CKED YOUR MOTHER!” "I love fang shu-y." "Feng shui." "Faaaaang shu-y." "Feng shui." "Faaaang shu-ay." "Feng shui." "Hong Kong Fooey." "Look, you're never gonna get this right, just stop." "Very impressive students, David Bowie." "Thank you. I spend hours teaching them jackshit." "... Rhetorical questi-""Pussy aaaaass!" "Grrrr!!" "Surprisingly, I wasn't expecting a f*cking hill to sprout legs and come help me out." "I'm gooooing ghooooooost!!" Edited November 17, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 2 Shulk and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WolfTheDemon 414 Posted November 16, 2014 Female Vampire: Oh, uh, oh yes! I love you Edward! Edward: And I… love you… Bella! [knocking on door] Edward: Hold on. Who is it? Alucard: Oh, you know... [shoots through the door, kills Edward, and withdraw his gun] ... a real f*ckin' vampire! ------------------------------------------------ Sir Integra Hellsing: What “things”? You don’t do “things”. Alucard: Yes, I do. I take enthusiastic walks through the woods. Sir Integra Hellsing: And kill homicidal vampire priests? Alucard: Very enthusiastic walks. -------------------------------------------------- Police Girl: What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! I… I could try seducing him… wait, no! I’m not an eight-year old boy! Shit! -------------------------------------------------- Anderson: What the hell do you want, you crazy protestant bastard? Sir Integra Hellsing: I’m a woman. Anderson: Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy protestant bastard. -------------------------------------------------- Alucard: Are they hookers? Sir Integra: No. Alucard: And like that, you've lost me. -------------------------------------------------- Alucard: Get that bitch a cannon -- bitches love cannons. -------------------------------------------------- Alucard: ... Really? Really. Luke Valentine: Really. Alucard: Really? Luke Valentine: Really! Alucard: Really?! Luke Valentine: Really!! Alucard: Release Restraint, level one. ----------------------------------------------- Alucard: What's wrong demi-god? Just grow back your legs, (As he SMASHES the leg in his hand!) summon up your demons, hit me; FIGHT ME!!! Give me a hug~! (There's so many more but yeah.) 2 Firaga and Tigerruss reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted November 16, 2014 damn im on quota right now these are too good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted November 26, 2014 (edited) Dr. Briefs: Of course he had a sub lab. We all have sub labs. Where do you think I keep your mother's clones? Bulma: Mom's what?! Dr. Briefs: Don't go in the basement. =========================== Krillin: Well, Piccolo and the others are still searching for Cell. *goes to Piccolo and Tien in amsument park* Piccolo: How are all these rides still running?! Tien: Why are the clothes still on them...? Piccolo: This is supposed to be a place of fun! *back to Krillin* Krillin: ... And Trunks went out to find Vegeta. *goes to Trunks and Vegeta in wastelands* Trunks: NOTICE ME! Vegeta: ... NO! =========================== Chi-Chi: ... But I want you to promise me one... thing... Goku: ... Okay... what's that- Chi-Chi: I want another baby! Goku: Hmm, hmm... k, bye! *teleports away* Master Roshi: Uh... was that a yes? Chi-Chi: It wasn't a noooo... Master Roshi: Hmm, hmm... k bye. =========================== Goku: ... But you know what they say, Vegeta: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up... and you eat that horse. Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta! Vegeta: What the hell are you on about?! =========================== Trunks: ... I need time! Time to adjust, time to- Vegeta: TRAINING BEGINS NOW! *smacks Trunks* Trunks: Ow!! Vegeta: ... You weren't ready. Trunks: Uggh... Edited November 26, 2014 by Firaga Sensei 2 Ultimus Grid and Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted November 26, 2014 Bold words for someone not on a unicycle...but let's see how you handle my next attack.. DREIDELS OF A THOUSAND JEWS 1 Firaga reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted November 26, 2014 Chi Chi: Promise me one thing... Goku: Ok... What's tha-- Chi Chi: I WANT ANOTHER BABY! Goku: Huhum... Huhum... K, bye! *Teleports Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
