POKEMON= SATAN?!?!?!?!?

[Geralt 4,874]

Who the heck believes Yahoo questions? Theres tons of bs on there

[rikufan25 170]

lol it would be something like "HURR kh has Hercules in it, and that's a movie about pagan gods!! it's eevviiil"

 

Don't forget, it's got magic, and Riku gets controlled by Ansem. Edited July 8, 2012 by rikufan25

[President Yoshi 313]

Who the heck believes Yahoo questions? Theres tons of bs on there

 

true... but its fun looking at the weird questions and answeres out there

[Geralt 4,874]

true... but its fun looking at the weird questions and answeres out there

 

Ikr I've had quite a fair share of funny from them.

[Rizzyy 736]

Who the heck believes Yahoo questions? Theres tons of bs on there

 

it was on my fb wall this morning lol

[Col.Random 3,683]

someone needs to tell that lunatic that people like her are the sole firetrucking reason everyone abandons religion! Geez, what the firetruck did she expect. If you're going to act like a lunatic and convince people you're a dedicated worshipper of God then OBVIOUSLY THEY'LL THINK RELIGION TEACHES US TO BE DEMENTED.

Of course her son will call her a loon, as i'm sure every person who read that crap is thinking the same bloody thing-well you know unless another loon came across that.

[keystrike 145]

This. I hate how so many Christians are like this too, when we should be focusing on spreading the love. I almost don't blame the atheists for hating us sometimes when they see some of the crap that goes on with people who are "religious."

 

 

Also, I feel the mother in the original post deserves more than one facepalm, so here:

 

 

 

 

Never has a truer description been drawn

 

See, when you hear "dedicated Christian" like that, you know they're ass-holes. And your hearing that from a Christian, which is why I have combined my theology with Buddhism and a few other things. My aunt is almost like this (thank God she's not completely like this yet), but she has a bit more sense. That child has every reason to do that, and he should do worse, he should run away and call Child Services. This is the segment of Christianity that is a cult, and I go to a Catholic school (the teachers are fine, for the most part, but I fear some are dreaded Liberals. My principal is extremely evil, which is funny 'cause she's a nun (it's always the least you'd expect), and the pastor, who also works with her, is also pretty cruel.) I can tell this person voted for that piece of potato Obama. I would continue to rant, but this site is somewhat kid-friendly and I am sure you are a bit surprised with all the stuff I just said, so maybe I will continue this later. If only I can find this lady and skin her alive and sell that skin in a Cuban Black Market (even though I live in America), better get my poison and matches too (the only reason I am a bit psycho is because I have a bit of a Multi-Persona disorder; a Memory Loss problem, which differs from time to time; and many traumatizing memories, whether they be real or not due to my many personas).

 

I can agree with you on that first part but if your a "bit psycho" as you say you are I'm not so sure you're in a valid position to make such political statements.

[Shana09 5,769]

GAIZ SATAN IS GOING TO TAKE US

RUN AWAI

 

 

but no seriously this is really stupid as hell.

 

I think this mom just looked at Team Rocket and that's it.

 

1) Ash - "Pokèmon are our friends not pets!"

2) They want to train and become stronger

3) I thought this was going to be another theory (or the same one) as Giratina being satan.

[Wolf on the Run 391]

yikes lady move into the 21st century would ya this is madness I'm Christian not a very good one but still come on my granny is a real big christian but still it was her who got me my very first pokemon game this womens nearly as bad as the one who said that huge earthquake in Japan was a good thing back when that happened

[rainbowdash64 194]

I can't stand people like this. They make us christian's look like huge ass-holes.

 

And how, may I ask, is Pokemon violent?

[Dracula X 14]

She should call the mental hospital instead of the pastor and check herself in. I bet she thinks homosexuality is a sin.

[Rob 5,571]

*3 weeks later*

 

In other news, a mother was found dead in her home next to her son who recently bought and was seen playing a pokemon game after her death.

[Ttimer 12]

WOW i was just major facepalm when i was reading this. Iv played pokemon but im not that bad. I think playing Pokemon as defeating evil and helping gain strength to my friends(the pokemon). I am Mormon but i have played pokemon for many years and i play it for fun. People like this really make the rest of the christians look like if they believe that everything is from the devil. I play video games like pokemon, but I dont want slavery or anything that she thinks that might happen.

[AverageGoddess 163]

I'm christian an pokemon and harry potter have done to affect my religon!!!!!!! I LOVE POKEMON AND HARRY POTTER!! her son must have another reason for being so distant to her, probably the fact she is overreacting.

[Nobody 36]

I laughed so hard i cried

[XIIISwords 1,059]

My parents may have forbidden me from watching or playing it, but it wasn't because of this!?

 

Just curious, but why did they forbid you?

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

Who the heck believes Yahoo questions? Theres tons of bs on there

 

This is very true..On the other hand , in my lifetime ive seen two different cases of this firsthand in real life .Extremists acting crazy over every little thing being evil.. Its really out there.Just sayin'

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

I feel so bad for this boy. You have no idea. God gave us a free will. So we can do whatever the heck we want and as long as we have faith in God, we're ok. Pokemon is for entertainment purposes. It's no big deal. I really hope this kid runs away and ends up somewhere where he can play Pokemon all he wants.It's stupid bitches like her that really makes me sick. And people like her wonder why other people hate Christians so much?

I'm a strong Christian and I love games like Pokemon, and Call of Duty. And Kingdom Hearts! And I also like anime like Death Note, Soul Eater, and other things. I even listen to Skrillex {I like the soft remix versions better because that's just me.} And did it drive me away from God in anyway? No.

This boy is probably going to grow up hating God and Christian because of his stupid mother. I really hope his Mother just eighter realizes that Pokemon is not bad, and let his boy play some games. How are you going to forbid your child from seeing any of his friends? I have so much Atheist friends it's not even funny. And I have a Satanic friend or two {Even though we pretty much never talk}. My mom does not mind me, as a insane strong Christian. You know why? Because she knows I have a good hear on my shoulders, and talking to people with different religions makes me a very understanding person. And I love to learn about other beliefs! I feel so bad for this boy. I just really, really, really, hope he runs away and finds a better home.

Faith in Humanity: Demolished.

[_The Door To Light_ 1,507]

[Roxas_Wagner 174]

my face when i finished reading:

 

Seriously,pokemon is not a violent game

[Cloud the Keyblade Master 44]

wow watch it im a democrat but to the topic at hand yes she is crazy and is a asshole

I can agree with you on that first part but if your a "bit psycho" as you say you are I'm not so sure you're in a valid position to make such political statements.

 

I have nothing against Democrats, but those who supported something like Obamacare, I would be against (I would try to keep my cool like I have been, until I posted that).

And to set the record, a few of my personas are psycho, but I do keep most of my personas in check for a good part of the time (this is a moment where they burst out).

Sorry if I offended you.

[Amon 4,279]

Fail troll, copying a fail troll from 10 years ago.

[Weedanort 8,786]

LOL.

 

That woman needs serious treatment.

[dusk 910]

[Protoman 1,974]

hail satan