James Hoban 11 Posted June 18, 2012 RUUUUUB SOOOOOME BACON OOOOONNNNN ITTTTTT!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 1 waytothexdawnx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted June 18, 2012 It's not often that I'm at a complete loss for words, but... what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wuver 920 Posted June 18, 2012 (edited) wat is this i dont even... if you wanna rub some bacon, put in your status please. cuz like no1curr Edited June 18, 2012 by Wuver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted June 18, 2012 (edited) Why is this in the real life news forum ? Nor does this make any sense ... Edited June 18, 2012 by Flaming Lea 1 Robbie the Wise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Tash 2 Posted June 18, 2012 Some one should redo the song "pour some sugar on me" and redo the lyrics to fit this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted June 18, 2012 Meanwhile in Australia, Kangaroo's are hopping around. 5 Kaneki Ken, Matthew, Paranoia and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted June 18, 2012 Hm. It is in Real Life News. Anyways, I'm torn between two visions of this: the sexy version (yes, bacon can be sexy), and the creepy fat guy version. I hope to keep the sexy version with me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted June 18, 2012 Hey, now it's in Random. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted June 18, 2012 You should've rubbed some status on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaneki Ken 1,516 Posted June 18, 2012 Yeaaaahh!! rub some bacon on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
animemylove 439 Posted June 18, 2012 bacon is gross what are you saying .. bacon is delicious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted June 18, 2012 what are you saying .. bacon is delicious! ew no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted June 18, 2012 That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up. Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new. Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area. Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours. Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential. See? Everything can be solved with America! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waytothexdawnx 1,159 Posted June 18, 2012 i approve this thread. bacon 1 Paranoia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xine 196 Posted June 18, 2012 That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up. Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new. Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area. Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours. Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential. See? Everything can be solved with America! That sounds like something Epic Meal Time would say. You forgot:BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS, AND BACON STRIPS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew 74 Posted June 18, 2012 ew no So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted June 18, 2012 So its it just LOOK disgusting and repulsive or does it actually taste bad? Or both? bacon is just gross unless it's turkey bacon turkey bacon is A+ 1 TheApprenticeofKingMickey reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted June 18, 2012 wat is this i dont even... if you wanna rub some bacon, put in your status please. cuz like no1curr Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fates Chance 60 Posted June 18, 2012 this reminds me of this incident in my high school german class where a girl who sat next to me put her purse on her desk, looked around the room, opened her purse, took out a sandwich bag full of cooked bacon and started munching on it LOL!!! not joking!!! i asked her why she was eating bacon and i dont remember exactly what she said but the gist of it was about loosing weight through eating BACON!! Not JUST exclusivly bacon, it had to do with carbs and a bunch of crap i dont remember that she explained to me. i still laugh about it randomly every now and again to this day!! that would be AWESOME!! Ya know, if you could lose weight, THROUGH BACON!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted June 18, 2012 bacon is just gross unless it's turkey bacon turkey bacon is A+ omg yes Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said lol that's internet slang brah it's used all the time koko uses slang like that all the time and ze's perfectly understandable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Hoban 11 Posted June 18, 2012 I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted June 18, 2012 I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one. no1curr anyway this can go in a status Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
