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Rub some bacon on it

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wat is this

 

i dont even...

 

 

if you wanna rub some bacon,

put in your status

please.

cuz like

no1curr

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Hm. It is in Real Life News.

 

Anyways, I'm torn between two visions of this: the sexy version (yes, bacon can be sexy), and the creepy fat guy version.

 

I hope to keep the sexy version with me...

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That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up.

 

Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new.

Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area.

Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours.

Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential.

 

See? Everything can be solved with America!

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That's how I solve all my injuries. Walk it off? Bitch please, I got some good old AMURRICUN remedies that'll fix anything up.

 

Broken leg? Rub bacon on it, give yourself a pat on the ass and you're good as new.

Rashes? Grab the biggest cup of soda (No smaller than 32oz.) and pour that sucker on the afflicted area.

Herpes? Take 3 full sticks of BUTTER, not margarine (get that pussy shit out of here.), put it in a bowl and microwave for 7 minutes and 6 seconds. Then splash the seering hot milk curd on your genitals. Should be better in the morning, give or take a couple hours.

Gunshot wound? Take the grease from a bin outside the back of a famous burger joint chain and pour it into the entrance wound. See, by pouring it into the entrance wound, it allows the grease to work all it's magical healing properties to it's full potential.

 

See? Everything can be solved with America!

 

That sounds like something Epic Meal Time would say. You forgot:

BACON STRIPS,

AND BACON STRIPS,

 

AND BACON STRIPS,

AND BACON STRIPS.

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wat is this

 

i dont even...

 

 

if you wanna rub some bacon,

put in your status

please.

cuz like

no1curr

 

Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said

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this reminds me of this incident in my high school german class where a girl who sat next to me put her purse on her desk, looked around the room, opened her purse, took out a sandwich bag full of cooked bacon and started munching on it xD LOL!!! not joking!!!

 

i asked her why she was eating bacon and i dont remember exactly what she said but the gist of it was about loosing weight through eating BACON!!

 

Not JUST exclusivly bacon, it had to do with carbs and a bunch of crap i dont remember that she explained to me. i still laugh about it randomly every now and again to this day!!

 

that would be AWESOME!! Ya know, if you could lose weight, THROUGH BACON!!!

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bacon

is just gross

unless it's turkey bacon

turkey bacon is A+

 

omg

yes

 

Like you've told me use proper English I didn't understand a single word you said

 

lol

that's internet slang brah

it's used all the time

koko uses slang like that all the time

and ze's perfectly understandable

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I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. :D

 

If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one.

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I love how only about 2 or 3 people know what I'm talking about. :D

 

If you people really want to know what im talking about, go to YouTube and type in the search bar, " Rub Some Bacon On It" you will see a picture of a robot holding bacon as the thumb tag. Watch that one.

 

no1curr anyway

this can go in a status

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