A woman claims watching 3D porno made her pregnant.

[Shana09 5,769]

This woman, who is in a couple who are both white, believes that watching a 3D porno made her pregnant, with a black baby.

Uh huh....

[Queen Tery 4,591]

I remember this. I'm pretty sure that her husband should not be in the military if he is going to believe this.

[Keyblader 325]

Oh I believe this, assuming that she just happened to forget the 4th dimension of that '3D' porno. What dimension would that be? Well, ask yourself one question, what does a woman need to get pregnant? Yeah, I don't need to say anything else ;P

[Wuver 920]

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[goodman2008 66]

lol that story is bs who ever believes that needs there heads checked

Edited June 11, 2012 by goodman2008

[Junko 2,815]

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3D porno must be more special than regular porno

Edited June 11, 2012 by Gumi

[Shana09 5,769]

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3D porno must be more effective than regular porno

 

Uh huh.

The power of 3D movies is finally being realized.

[The One Truth 48]

Oh yeah I remember something like this.

 

Ok I think this woman deserves "The most full of shit" Award.

My bullshit meter is off the charts. Hell you can say IT'S OVER....well you know the joke.

 

1. A 3D porno got you pregnant? Are you bullshitting me. There is no possible way in this world that can happen. That's like woman believing if a man touches her she'll get pregnant.

2. A white couple and a black baby. As Sesame Street would say, ~One of these it's not like other~ Come on seriously we know what you did admit it.

3. Do you really think he is that damn dumb? If so, you're a dumbass yourself.

Edited June 11, 2012 by The One Truth

[King Riku 2,063]

Lol, I remember this. That picture perfectly summed it up.

[Setting Sun<3 196]

Dear ma'am,

Edited June 11, 2012 by Setting Sun<3

[Shana09 5,769]

Oh yeah I remember something like this.

 

Ok I think this woman deserves "The most full of shit" Award.

My bullshit meter is off the charts. Hell you can say IT'S OVER....well you know the joke.

 

1. A 3D porno got you pregnant? Are you bullshitting me. There is no possible way in this world that can happen. That's like woman believing if a man touches her she'll get pregnant.

2. A white couple and a black baby. As Sesame Street would say, ~One of these it's not like other~ Come on seriously we know what you did admit it.

3. Do you really think he is that damn dumb? If so, you're a dumbass yourself.

 

Also there are much more LOGICAL ways for her to get another persons baby.

But noooooooo pick a 3D porno movie saying that it made her pregnant.

Its funny also, its a cinema, meaning others were there, did the others get pregnant as well? No. Then she is obviously lying.

[darkchaser 788]

and stupid news keeps popping it head up in our world. Does anyone have some mind soap i need to wash my mind of the stupidity of these people

[Ammish 18]

I think she omitted the part where during her 3D porno movie, she had sex with a black dude who has a huge fetish for 3D porno movies. Because... she's sexually-depraved and could not wait a year for her hubby's return.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Ammish

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Ok first of all, No one is gonna believe that story. That's just factored up.

second: that woman got screwed while her husband was in the military overseas.

third: Why are we being spammed with real life news today????

[Shana09 5,769]

Ok first of all, No one is gonna believe that story. That's just factored up.

second: that woman got screwed while her husband was in the military overseas.

third: Why are we being spammed with real life news today????

 

I made 3 threads.

 

2 about real-life news.

And one about a kitten.

 

Not spam unless its over 5-6 threads.

[Amon 4,279]

I'm not sure how the husband made it out of war alive being so stupid.

 

Scratch that, how did he make it out of basic training?

[animemylove 439]

Did anyone ever consider she was in that 3D porno and she just happened to sleep with that 3D man and have a baby that looked just like him .. In fact I believe we are in the 3rd dimension.

 

I'm not sure how the husband made it out of war alive being so stupid.

 

Scratch that, how did he make it out of basic training?

 

Idk, people come out of the war pretty f*cked up.

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

I made 3 threads.

 

2 about real-life news.

And one about a kitten.

 

Not spam unless its over 5-6 threads.

 

K b careful with posting these threads.

[Shana09 5,769]

I'm not sure how the husband made it out of war alive being so stupid.

 

Scratch that, how did he make it out of basic training?

 

No one will know.

[The One Truth 48]

Also there are much more LOGICAL ways for her to get another persons baby.

But noooooooo pick a 3D porno movie saying that it made her pregnant.

Its funny also, its a cinema, meaning others were there, did the others get pregnant as well? No. Then she is obviously lying.

 

Yeah but it's obvious she cheated, if it was a white baby ok plenty of excuses. But no it's plan as day and to say 3D porno got you pregnant shows how much of a stupid bitch she is.

 

(Sorry if I offended anyone with the bitch comment)

[Anthony17 40]

All i have to say is... impossible, shes crazy, she been messing with someone and didn't remember it.

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

This story HAS to be from one of those fake tabloids that also publish stories about two headed alien babies born from Mars

[Shana09 5,769]

Yeah but it's obvious she cheated, if it was a white baby ok plenty of excuses. But no it's plan as day and to say 3D porno got you pregnant shows how much of a stupid bitch she is.

 

(Sorry if I offended anyone with the bitch comment)

 

I know.

 

This story HAS to be from one of those fake tabloids that also publish stories about two headed alien babies born from Mars

 

It definitely has to be.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Shana09

[Rob 5,571]

By this logic, all the other females who were watching the movie should be pregnant.

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

I was going to use some kind of picture, but I can't find one that accurately portrays how I feel about this level of stupidity.

 

Perhaps the mindlessness is explaination enough...