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A woman claims watching 3D porno made her pregnant.

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Oh I believe this, assuming that she just happened to forget the 4th dimension of that '3D' porno. What dimension would that be? Well, ask yourself one question, what does a woman need to get pregnant? Yeah, I don't need to say anything else ;P

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Oh yeah I remember something like this.

 

Ok I think this woman deserves "The most full of shit" Award.

My bullshit meter is off the charts. Hell you can say IT'S OVER....well you know the joke.

 

1. A 3D porno got you pregnant? Are you bullshitting me. There is no possible way in this world that can happen. That's like woman believing if a man touches her she'll get pregnant.

2. A white couple and a black baby. As Sesame Street would say, ~One of these it's not like other~ Come on seriously we know what you did admit it.

3. Do you really think he is that damn dumb? If so, you're a dumbass yourself.

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Oh yeah I remember something like this.

 

Ok I think this woman deserves "The most full of shit" Award.

My bullshit meter is off the charts. Hell you can say IT'S OVER....well you know the joke.

 

1. A 3D porno got you pregnant? Are you bullshitting me. There is no possible way in this world that can happen. That's like woman believing if a man touches her she'll get pregnant.

2. A white couple and a black baby. As Sesame Street would say, ~One of these it's not like other~ Come on seriously we know what you did admit it.

3. Do you really think he is that damn dumb? If so, you're a dumbass yourself.

 

Also there are much more LOGICAL ways for her to get another persons baby.

But noooooooo pick a 3D porno movie saying that it made her pregnant.

Its funny also, its a cinema, meaning others were there, did the others get pregnant as well? No. Then she is obviously lying.

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I think she omitted the part where during her 3D porno movie, she had sex with a black dude who has a huge fetish for 3D porno movies. Because... she's sexually-depraved and could not wait a year for her hubby's return.

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Ok first of all, No one is gonna believe that story. That's just factored up.

second: that woman got screwed while her husband was in the military overseas.

third: Why are we being spammed with real life news today????

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Ok first of all, No one is gonna believe that story. That's just factored up.

second: that woman got screwed while her husband was in the military overseas.

third: Why are we being spammed with real life news today????

 

I made 3 threads.

 

2 about real-life news.

And one about a kitten.

 

Not spam unless its over 5-6 threads.

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Did anyone ever consider she was in that 3D porno and she just happened to sleep with that 3D man and have a baby that looked just like him .. In fact I believe we are in the 3rd dimension.

 

I'm not sure how the husband made it out of war alive being so stupid.

 

Scratch that, how did he make it out of basic training?

 

Idk, people come out of the war pretty f*cked up.

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Also there are much more LOGICAL ways for her to get another persons baby.

But noooooooo pick a 3D porno movie saying that it made her pregnant.

Its funny also, its a cinema, meaning others were there, did the others get pregnant as well? No. Then she is obviously lying.

 

Yeah but it's obvious she cheated, if it was a white baby ok plenty of excuses. But no it's plan as day and to say 3D porno got you pregnant shows how much of a stupid bitch she is.

 

(Sorry if I offended anyone with the bitch comment)

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Yeah but it's obvious she cheated, if it was a white baby ok plenty of excuses. But no it's plan as day and to say 3D porno got you pregnant shows how much of a stupid bitch she is.

 

(Sorry if I offended anyone with the bitch comment)

 

I know.

 

This story HAS to be from one of those fake tabloids that also publish stories about two headed alien babies born from Mars xD

 

xD

It definitely has to be.

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