Xenidal 36 Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Edit - Just to clarify, this is a joke. I'm not trolling... Bad translation, but here's the interview: Unable to interview Tetsuya Nomura, the director of the Kingdom Hearts series, however, we were able to interview an employee of Square Enix, from the Final Fantasy Versus XIII team. Surprising news report is here. Please read on to see if we have discovered... -- Any further information on the Kingdom Hearts III is? Fans are looking for an answer. Response: (Laughs) Know how these stupid fans? We are not a guarantee Kingdom Hearts III, to release some crappy side game, make a ton of money! -- Well, the game is or not a production? Response: We actually made the game a few years ago. In fact, we've made through Kingdom Hearts VI! -- Oh, is the next saga about? Response: Even a little, Sora himself... do you know that he is the villain of the next saga? -- Sora? Is it right? Response: He defeated Xehanort in Kingdom Hearts III, and he is carried away. He began to kill other people with a chainsaw he had before his Keyblade, he killed Riku and Kairi as well. -- It is very interesting. Will explain in more detail. Response: Playing as a child who was able to escape a destructive force to be the most evil man on earth... you are not stopped by Sora in some form, it is. You make your way through this game, and ultimately defeat him. -- And then what happens? Response: Kingdom Hearts V... because you killed the "brother" of Roxas, Roxas wants a revenge. So, you need to go through that crap all over again. As it turns out, the only way to defeat Roxas is to use the darkness in your heart. Even... if it changes you forever. And so, to be Ansem. Xehanort was a true hero all along -- it is for the end of the day, the enemy of your enemy is a friend of you, is not a bad thing at all. -- And what is Kingdom Hearts VI if anything? Response: You do not want to ruin the surprise. Edited May 24, 2012 by Xenidal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted May 24, 2012 Bad joke is bad. 4 Sora-, HarLea Quinn, Tsunamo and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted May 24, 2012 Meh . Not impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xenidal 36 Posted May 24, 2012 Haha, I threw it together pretty quickly. Actually, I just copied and pasted some crazy theory I came up with into the Google Translator to mess up the grammar and added some questions to make it look like some sort of interview. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nweintraub 630 Posted May 24, 2012 A world where Sora & Xehanort switch places?!? I wouldn't want to play a game even similar to that! 2 replika13 and stsharp reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exodaze 491 Posted May 24, 2012 What in the world is this? =.= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lady Dreana Posted May 24, 2012 NOT IMPRESSED Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted May 24, 2012 This is pretty sad man, plus, you're looking for controversy cause peeps will be getting pretty pissed off by this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted May 24, 2012 Oh my gosh, really! That's so exciting. I've been waiting years for the chainsaw to make a reappearance! I hope he grows a tail too! When will the rest of this interview be released? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xenidal 36 Posted May 24, 2012 This is pretty sad man, plus, you're looking for controversy cause peeps will be getting pretty pissed off by this Not intending to do anything like that... this is clearly a joke. Which is why I've posted it in the "writing" forum and not one of the actual Kingdom Hearts forums, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xine 196 Posted May 24, 2012 Even I can tell this was a joke. He even said it. I normally don't think stuff like this is funny, but I thought this was kinda funny, especially since he put "(laughs)" since Nomura has a tendency to laugh during interviews as if KH fans waiting for KH3 is just so funny to him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stsharp 8 Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) stupid trolls Edited May 24, 2012 by stsharp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bosh104 51 Posted May 24, 2012 (edited) Well, this is similar to a suspicion i had. When the last KH3D trailer came out in japanese, and i saw sora sitting on a throne, i thought sora would become evil (or at least mind-controlled) by the end of the game. I thought that would lead into KH3, with sora being returned to light before the final battle with Xehanort or something... I liked the bigger idea in my head, i thought it would be very very interesting. I wouldnt have a problem with Sora being evil in the next KH saga Edited May 24, 2012 by Bosh104 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
replika13 455 Posted May 24, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SHRLw_tys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
