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Games of 2027

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I have used my time machine and have seen the future. I bear news about the games that will come out in the year 2027. I have traveled long and hard to seek these answers, so revel in them, and anticipate.

  • Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep v. 6 (They didn't stop with v. 2, but decided to make a spin-off series)
  • Digimon: Season 13 the Video Game (After so many protagonists and partners, the Digimon series is hardly recognizable. It takes place in the Data World, but all the Tamers ride the Digimon which are shaped like vehicles.)
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Carnage of Domino City (With the increasing strength of monsters and the ability to summon Lv. 7 and 8 ones with ease and synchro summon, the Yu-Gi-Oh! series has now eliminated Lv. 1-6 Monsters. The typical monster is Lv. 10, with the best being Lv. 15. Blue-Eyes is now equivalent to Baby Dragon.)
  • Super Smash Bros 5 (After SSB4's release in 2021, Nintendo hastened to make the next edition of the beloved series. SSB5 now contains 100 playable characters, with new additions including Goomba, Beast Link, Metroid, Joey's Rattata [yes, it is still top of the Rattata], and Megaman.)
  • Pokemon Wood and Pokemon Stone (Having run out of colors, Game Freak petitioned to make wood and stone colors. It finally got approved in 2026. Now gyms have been eliminated and you play as an aspiring Pokemon Muscial star. There are 1234 Pokemon.)
  • Final Fantasy XIII-XIII (The story continues. After Noel's grandmother's sister's cousin's uncle's friend's son's mother's pet dog's cat friend's owner found out about the destruction of the world, he sets out on a journey through time and space to save the world. Lightning makes a brief cameo as a waiter at the beginning, but is still on the box cover and was shown fighting in the previews. This fighting scene was from a movie the protagonist watches.
  • God of War 8 (If you thought all the gods were dead, guess again. Another plot twist leads to Kratos having to kill gods... again...)
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 9 (Still the same controls. Still the same game modes. Still the same guns. But this time Earth gets invaded by Pikmin).
  • Kid Icarus Resurrection (Sorry to keep you waiting! After another 15 years, another edition to the Kid Icarus saga is here! This time, it's neither a side-scroller, nor a shooter! It's a fist-fighting game like Mortal Combat!)
  • Mario Kart Party Bus (After attempting to drive at every angle, Nintendo decided to combine their two spin-offs. In this game, you load your bus with characters, race across coursed, and every lap, you have to stop and complete a minigame)
Coming Soon
  • Final Fantasy Versus XIII (Finally showed up at E3. There was a seven minute trailer of Noctis and Stella talking about the weather.)
You know what's funny? There's still no mention of KH3.

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