Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 who wants to play the wii? It's from the commercial... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 It's from the commercial... They had that in a commercial? And Hey baby do you like pokemom because I'd like to pikachu! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 They had that in a commercial? And Hey baby do you like pokemom because I'd like to pikachu! "Wii would like to play" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) There's some pretty effective tips on getting girls in this video Edited May 12, 2012 by Lt Ultima Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JailXun 27 Posted May 12, 2012 knock knock, who's there, me, let's have Sex Me: Dafuq....?! 1 Lt Ultima reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crashrobot55 238 Posted May 12, 2012 you're like a fence i can't get over you 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 Waiting for the bus are we? Well baby I can be like your personal vehicle, you can always ride me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JailXun 27 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) In the car Shut up and suck it! Edited May 12, 2012 by JailXun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) hey baby how about you vistit my florida tonight would you like to try my sasage hey geometry called still wondering why you aren't ontop of me yet if you were cheese you would be the most exespensive but i would still buy you 5 meters cus size matters you make me feel like a real god hey baby how about we play a game of top and bottom you be top i be bottom you can thank either anime for half of these or smart people who make vidoes with anime charters saying them or i just made them (^J^) Edited May 13, 2012 by demy1077 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JailXun 27 Posted May 17, 2012 I'm from the future Are you Sarah Connor? My mission is to sleep with every woman that is not Sarah Connor. Dudu dun dudun I love austrian pick-up lines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted May 26, 2012 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a van, get inside!" "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker that's in your closet" "Hey, I just wanted to say my heart skipped a beat when I saw you... Because dat ass " "You must be Wonder Woman, because I'm wondering why you're not my woman" "Can I use my keyblade to infiltrate your Kingdom Hearts?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yang 1,859 Posted May 27, 2012 The name's Vista. Can I crash at your place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted May 27, 2012 "Your boobs are so symmetrical! And so is your booty!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted June 2, 2012 roses are red voilets are blue your my baby and 'll raep you(say thanks to marmarxvexen) oh look at this i think my keyblade just shot up would you please help me get it back down. hey baby if i poked you in the back a few times would you have sex with me (it's only raep when they don't want it) (it's sad i'm female and i think of male pick up lines this is why us women have boobs because we can't make female pick up lines) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vivi111 111 Posted June 2, 2012 I'll share a paopu fruit any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted June 14, 2012 I say your bosoms are... Very symmetrical today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yang 1,859 Posted June 15, 2012 I'll have to treat you like my homework. Slam you on my desk and do you all night long. 1 Kingdom Sora reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted June 16, 2012 "Sorry I must have mistaken you with my future girlfriend" "Do you like Spongebob? Because I'd like to plunder your bikini bottom" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Aleister 1,677 Posted June 20, 2012 My stupid butt bully said this... (I'm just gonna call my crush Evan) Bully: "Evan lover Evan lover!" Me: "Shut up. NOW!" Bully: "No,No,No,No little twig". <( bad statement) Me: *Sticks tougne out* This bully is a twelve year old boy http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-neutral.png Also... You are to young to have a boyfriend get a dog. I have a dog... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted June 20, 2012 "Are you a Waterbender? Because you've made me wet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
