AverageGoddess 163 Posted May 12, 2012 "Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (it hurt, she landed on her face ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crashrobot55 238 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) i wanna kiss you in the face(while kissing) and also i have herpes......in the mouth Edited May 12, 2012 by crashrobot55 1 Lt Ultima reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted May 12, 2012 You wanna have an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under /shot 7 Yang, waytothexdawnx, HarLea Quinn and 4 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) "You're a girl right?" Edited May 12, 2012 by Sky Heart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 513 Posted May 12, 2012 "Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for." my friend used this on me today omg 5 Lt Ultima, TheApprenticeofKingMickey, *Rikku* and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted May 12, 2012 Oh well theres a long list of dumb ones ive had guys use on me ...lamest overused ones are : 1. Are your feet sore/ tired ? Because you've been running around in my head all day . 2. How about some pizza and sex tonight ? What , you dont like pizza ? Lameeeeeeeee 3 Lt Ultima, Robbie the Wise and AverageGoddess reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4Everbee 1,365 Posted May 12, 2012 This dumbass kid said this to me at a party, (I swear I'm not lying.) "What cha doin sexy." And something this guy said to me on YT. "Girl you need to stop trying and get to my place now." I hate this world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) "You make me feel like the Grinch, cause I just grew 3x larger. And I'm not talking about my heart." *winks* Edited May 12, 2012 by Sky Heart 6 *Rikku*, TheApprenticeofKingMickey, Kingdom Sora and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waytothexdawnx 1,159 Posted May 12, 2012 Are you from Jamaica? Because you're jamaican me horny -____- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgang 735 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) Will you marry me. *look down* Hey, you gonna eat that? Edited May 12, 2012 by Wolfgang Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 1,184 Posted May 12, 2012 You are so beautiful, I want to be reincarnated as your child so I can breastfeed from you until Im 20. I put the STD in stud. All I need is u. 2 Queen Tery and Kingdom Sora reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulreaper52 9 Posted May 12, 2012 how much does a polar bear weigh... enough to break the ice high my name is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted May 12, 2012 Lets go to the bedroom and F*@# 3 Queen Tery, Lt Ultima and HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The One Truth 48 Posted May 12, 2012 If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you. I lost my Teddie bear can I sleep with you? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Can I borrow your phone? (Why) Because I want to tell my mom I met the one. Am I dead? Because I see an Angel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowkiller 6 Posted May 12, 2012 can i milk your cows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted May 12, 2012 Would $50 bucks cover it?.........*Waits for response.* No, I'm not a cop. 1 Lt Ultima reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 Lets go to the bedroom and F*@# I use that one a lot 1 *Rikku* reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) A bit wordy for some of our younger members. My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass? You know, under these clothes I'm naked. How about you? Edited May 12, 2012 by Ertyx 5 HarLea Quinn, Lt Ultima, AverageGoddess and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted May 12, 2012 I use that one a lot Aren't you as little young 1 HarLea Quinn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) "You like Kingdom Hearts? Then lemme close that Keyhole for you." Aren't you as little young You're never too young to harass people. Edited May 12, 2012 by Sky Heart 1 Lt Ultima reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 Aren't you as little young Nope I'm not actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 Are you a Wii, cause baby, I'd like to play. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 My pen!s is like a metapod it only knows harden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted May 12, 2012 "Hey miss, how fast can you run?" "Huh? Not that fast." *Evil Troll Face.* "Perfect!" 1 Lt Ultima reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt Ultima 82 Posted May 12, 2012 Are you a Wii, cause baby, I'd like to play. who wants to play the wii? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
