Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night? A human. Baby we walk on 4 (morning) As adult we walk on 2 (afternoon) As an old person we walk with 3 because of a cane (night)..although not everyone does 1 darkchaser reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted November 11, 2012 what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night? a human 1 darkchaser reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkchaser 788 Posted November 11, 2012 What has no beginning, end, or middle? sounds like a circle to me 1 teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 What has no beginning, end, or middle? A donout..or a circle..same thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoraBlade 832 Posted November 11, 2012 a human you got beat What has no beginning, end, or middle? Doughnut 1 teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why? I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, all freezes. What am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted November 11, 2012 I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun, Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun, Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run Vampire I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun, Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoraBlade 832 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun, Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run Darkness or Night A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why? I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, all freezes. What am I? Traffic Light (Bottom) Edited November 11, 2012 by SoraBlade 1 Nohjx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted November 11, 2012 Vampire Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right? nope...but i see how that works Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they? ummm nickel back sales i live for laughter, I live for the crowd, without it I am nothing Edited November 11, 2012 by Xylek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 ummm nickel back sales live for laughter, I live for the crowd, without it I am nothing the letters I and S A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted November 11, 2012 Vampire Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right? bingo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajexmi 446 Posted November 11, 2012 the letters I and S A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then? The wieght lifter is a woman - therefore a sister! I build up castles, I tear down mountains, I blind some, and help others to see. What am I? 1 Nohjx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 The wieght lifter is a woman - therefore a sister! I build up castles, I tear down mountains, I blind some, and help others to see. What am I? Sand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoraBlade 832 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) I build up castles, I tear down mountains, I blind some, and help others to see. What am I? Sand! CURSES Nohjx! Edited November 11, 2012 by SoraBlade 1 Nohjx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 Sand! CURSES Nohjx! vuhuhaahah > What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy? 1 Ajexmi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkchaser 788 Posted November 11, 2012 I am a face without a body what am i? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajexmi 446 Posted November 11, 2012 Diggin' the competitiveness and knowledge! What has four wheels and flies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoraBlade 832 Posted November 11, 2012 I am a face without a body what am i? Smilely face! 3 Ajexmi, darkchaser and Nohjx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 I am a face without a body what am i? A clock? or voldemort in the first harry potter 1 Ajexmi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajexmi 446 Posted November 11, 2012 vuhuhaahah > What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy? is that appropriate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nohjx 157 Posted November 11, 2012 Smilely face! or ya know that too is that appropriate? It's a stick of gum ya nasteh 2 Keyblader and Ajexmi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ajexmi 446 Posted November 11, 2012 my bad! good one though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
