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OMS OMS OMS!!

My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!!

And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it.

Satan thank you!!

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OMS OMS OMS!!

My boyfriend Jesus just proposed!!!

And his mom gave her blessing. I thought she would be all pissed of her son is marrying a dude since she is one of those mexican super religious women, but she's okay with it.

Satan thank you!!

 

Congratulations!!!!!! :D

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So you've just appeared and apparently you're a satanist, gay and getting married and we're supposed to be...what...why are you telling us this? Nobody knows you! You're on a site for Kingdom Hearts fan and the first thing you say is that you're getting married and I mean, if this is real great for you but I have one question.

Are you friends with Kony?

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The only way to make this day even more better is... Ice-cream.

 

Wrong, the only way to make this day even more better is SEA SALT ice cream :], by the way, congrads on getting engaged, not a lot of people we hear that are homosexual that get proposed like that, much less with acceptance from one of the couple's parents.

Edited by Iamkingdomhearts1000

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So your Jesus fiance. Im sorry to tell you that I was knocked up by Jesus and am now pregnant with his child.

 

You bastard, you had sex with my fiance? lol

 

So you've just appeared and apparently you're a satanist, gay and getting married and we're supposed to be...what...why are you telling us this? Nobody knows you! You're on a site for Kingdom Hearts fan and the first thing you say is that you're getting married and I mean, if this is real great for you but I have one question.

Are you friends with Kony?

 

It was the first thing i said because stuff happens.

And yes, i'm a satanist because satan was "banished" because he gave humans knowledge, and i'm gay, because... well because i'm gay, and yes, i'm geting married, and yes i do see the irony in my fiance's name being jesus, actually, when we started going out, my best friend peed herself from laughing so hard at the irony xP

and no, i don't know kony

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You bastard, you had sex with my fiance? lol

 

 

It was the first thing i said because stuff happens.

And yes, i'm a satanist because satan was "banished" because he gave humans knowledge, and i'm gay, because... well because i'm gay, and yes, i'm geting married, and yes i do see the irony in my fiance's name being jesus, actually, when we started going out, my best friend peed herself from laughing so hard at the irony xP

and no, i don't know kony

 

Wow, okay. I believe you. Congrads to you and your boyfriend. And just so we don't get on the wrong foot, hi. I may seem like a bit of a prick but I'm not that bad a guy. I'm an atheist but if I believed in anything it would probably be satanism and I'm Bi. Just wanted to let you know, so you didn't think I was being a huge prick and discriminating against you and whatever else.

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Wow, okay. I believe you. Congrads to you and your boyfriend. And just so we don't get on the wrong foot, hi. I may seem like a bit of a prick but I'm not that bad a guy. I'm an atheist but if I believed in anything it would probably be satanism and I'm Bi. Just wanted to let you know, so you didn't think I was being a huge prick and discriminating against you and whatever else.

 

don't worry, you don't look like a prick.

I know i'm a statistic improbability

I mean: i'm a gay satanist that's with a guy named jesus, listens to heavy metal and lives in a place with such a scary name.

I mean death valey, i'd be pissing my pants if i didn't live here xP

anyway, thank you all for your messages

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I mean death valey, i'd be pissing my pants if i didn't live here xP

 

I used to live there, too lol. Its always nice to see someone react to "Death Valley." They try to crucify you after they hear you say it lol.

Anyway, congratulations, man. Hope things go well for you two. :)

 

BTW I bet Koko has a boner for this thread lol.

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I used to live there, too lol. Its always nice to see someone react to "Death Valley." They try to crucify you after they hear you say it lol.

Anyway, congratulations, man. Hope things go well for you two. :)

 

BTW I bet Koko has a boner for this thread lol.

 

why would koko have a boner for this tread?

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