My life story

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

7 a.m., woke up in the morning

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

Found some breakfast in a hopeless place

Now I got a p-p-p-p-poker face

 

Walked outside, it was chocolate raining

So I stood under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh eh

But then I slipped in a puddle, like what the firetruck

Thought it was shallow, but then I rolled in the deep

 

Even though I was muddy as firetruck, I felt sexy and I knew I was

But in the end, it didn't even matter

Went to school, feeling really cool

Until a girl walked up to me and said:

 

"Hey, SK3, I don't like your girlfriend

I think you need a new one

So lets have some fun"

 

And turned to her and said "You only want to break -cough- break break my heart"

And she yelled "RAH RAH R-AH AH AH"

Then birds came flying from the underground

And I realized this bitch was possessed

 

I was hungry so I decided to go to lunch

So I pushed my friend and said "come with me"

He replied "I ain't a killa but don't push me"

So we went to the lunch line, and this fat dude was standing in front of me

so I yelled "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY"

 

Picked up my lunch

And strolled to my seat smoking endo and sippin on gin and juice

But then I realized there were too many places to sit

Which seat will I take?

[baylaust 2,531]

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

[Amon 4,279]

"Hey, SK3, I don't like your girlfriend

 

 

Wasn't SK3 brutally murdered like Soraking3? Why are you singing about him if you aren't SK3?

 

CONSPIRACY DETECTED CALLING TOM CRUISE

 

Edited April 19, 2012 by Fredfredbug4

[4Everbee 1,365]

Tell me more tell me more.

I really don't care.

Wait nah I do

[Tom 437]

"Hey, SK3, I don't like your girlfriend

 

 

WHO IS THIS SK3? YOU ARE SPACE COWBOY. WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN FUC-

 

....Wat. Wat.

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Congratulations, your SK3 evolved into a Space Cowboy!