100 Reasons America is Greater than wherever you come from

[Amon 4,279]

http://christwire.or...-you-come-from/

 

Even though this is a troll, 80 of those reasons are perfectly legitimate.

 

Discuss/cry/rage/bitch

Edited March 20, 2012 by Fredfredbug4

[Obi-wan 411]

Yes they seem legit.

[4Everbee 1,365]

Fox News lol

[Amon 4,279]

Fox News lol

 

You've probably never watched fox news, it's amazing.

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

The sex.

[DragonMaster 1,166]

Lulz. T'was quite hilarious. Though I think that far, far, far, far less than 80 were legitimate reasons. Maybe 2-6? If even that?

 

Personal favorite:

American (real) Football

American Football doesn't even deserved to be called football, when compared to real football which actually uses your feet for most of the game.

 

 

Fox News lol

 

Its a conservative site, so I'm not surprised that was on there. But saying that it makes America better than any place else? Lol worthy indeed.

[animemylove 439]

that was kinda stupid

[Rob 5,571]

Sounds legit. Take that Australia.

[Truthbringer 210]

Internet Explorer? that crap still exists?!

[Think Pink 1,967]

Internet Explorer? that crap still exists?!

 

you couldn't download Firefox or any other browsers without having Internet Explorer first.

 

I like Internet Explorer. I have Firefox, but I've never seen any difference between them. I don't really do much on the Internetz, though. xDD

Guns

Proper English

God

Patton

Our flag isn’t gay looking.

Tim Tebow

yes yes yes yes yes

[Truthbringer 210]

you couldn't download Firefox or any other browsers without having Internet Explorer first.

 

I like Internet Explorer. I have Firefox, but I've never seen any difference between them. I don't really do much on the Internetz, though. xDD

 

Ofc not, but still... nobody uses it, at least noone i know.

[Mickey-D 9]

Almost all of them are not reasons. The people who invented them may be Americans, but they are not America.

Oh and by the way "Proper English" didn't originate in America, but the Anglo-Saxons who invaded England from Northern Europe.

[Wolf on the Run 391]

if americas so great then why the heck are so many americans looking to come to Europe or Australia guess america aint that great after all haha

 

PS: Ireland rules

Edited March 20, 2012 by Joemahon1

[Shana09 5,769]

There missing so much more...

 

porn

obama

military

porn

[Always 309]

What did I just read...? Sure, some of those reasons are legit like everyone else is saying, but really, that list looks like it was written by a bored, ten-year-old kid! o.0

[Yuzuki 30]

And one reason it's not: Highest crime rate.

 

Anyway, I agree with animemylove, that was stupid.

And why do they have Hiroshima and Nagasaki listed? They don't explain anything.

Oh, and "Proper English"? I don't know if it's just me, or what, but I haven't been hearing too much "proper" English recently.

Bing? Really? I don't find that to be something that makes it better. i don't like bing.

"Freedom that makes you jealous." Yes, but it's fading.

"Our flag doesn't look gay" O_oI've never thought of any flag to look gay.

Electric chair?? That's a good thing?

 

And another thing, half of it is listing people. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

[Sora's Baby 729]

Sounds legit. Take that Australia.

 

*cough* Sora96*cough*

[Oishii 3,987]

Almost all of them are not reasons. The people who invented them may be Americans, but they are not America.

Oh and by the way "Proper English" didn't originate in America, but the Anglo-Saxons who invaded England from Northern Europe.

 

They are not American because of the global culture that has developed thanks to the internet. But that doesn't mean they didn't originate from America.

 

The "Proper English" he is referring to is how Americans write in a more simplified way, like writing 'honor' instead of 'honour'. This was started in the mid-19th century when Noah Webster published his spelling book. He wanted to make English more accessible so that it didn't require elite training to master.

[Amon 4,279]

The sex.

 

Mostly because our women are distinguishable from our men.

 

American Football doesn't even deserved to be called football, when compared to real football which actually uses your feet for most of the game.

While the name isn't too fitting, it's much more badass than soccer. A sport that has saftey equipment comparable to riot gear, is very badass where as a sport where half the players are aimlessly running around or faking injuries is for panzies.

 

Both still suck anyway. But American football is slightly less sucky.

 

Almost all of them are not reasons. The people who invented them may be Americans, but they are not America.

Oh and by the way "Proper English" didn't originate in America, but the Anglo-Saxons who invaded England from Northern Europe.

 

Nope your wrong. American English originated when Angels came down from heaven and taught everyone it. When the American Revolution occured God punished those that remained loyal to the British by making them speak incomprehensibly.

 

if americas so great then why the heck are so many americans looking to come to Europe or Australia guess america aint that great after all haha

 

PS: Ireland rules

 

The only Americans that move to Europe are those that have been deported for being communist. Plus your still 100% wrong. We have immigration problems, Europe doesn't. It take a lot of dedication for Mexican drug runners to shove condoms full of cocaine up their asses just so they can escape to America.

 

What did I just read...? Sure, some of those reasons are legit like everyone else is saying, but really, that list looks like it was written by a bored, ten-year-old kid! o.0

 

It was actually written by our Holy Lord Ronald Reagan.

 

And one reason it's not: Highest crime rate.

 

Anyway, I agree with animemylove, that was stupid.

And why do they have Hiroshima and Nagasaki listed? They don't explain anything.

Oh, and "Proper English"? I don't know if it's just me, or what, but I haven't been hearing too much "proper" English recently.

Bing? Really? I don't find that to be something that makes it better. i don't like bing.

"Freedom that makes you jealous." Yes, but it's fading.

"Our flag doesn't look gay" O_oI've never thought of any flag to look gay.

Electric chair?? That's a good thing?

 

And another thing, half of it is listing people. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png

 

Nagaski and Hiroshima were listed because those were the first two cities to be shown how badass we are.

 

Freedom is here to stay, GTFO communist.

 

Electric chairs are both a humane and hilarious way to execute hippies. That's why they are awesome.

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I find it interesting how somthing that is obviously not meant to be taken seriously can still cause so much butthurt.

Edited March 20, 2012 by Fredfredbug4

[Mickey-D 9]

They are not American because of the global culture that has developed thanks to the internet. But that doesn't mean they didn't originate from America.

 

The "Proper English" he is referring to is how Americans write in a more simplified way, like writing 'honor' instead of 'honour'. This was started in the mid-19th century when Noah Webster published his spelling book. He wanted to make English more accessible so that it didn't require elite training to master.

 

Firstly, I didn't say they don't originate from America, I simply said that people are not America. Secondly how does adding a 'u' into a word make it elite.

[Yuzuki 30]

Mostly because our women are distinguishable from our men.

 

 

 

While the name isn't too fitting, it's much more badass than soccer. A sport that has saftey equipment comparable to riot gear, is very badass where as a sport where half the players are aimlessly running around or faking injuries is for panzies.

 

Both still suck anyway. But American football is slightly less sucky.

 

 

 

Nope your wrong. American English originated when Angels came down from heaven and taught everyone it. When the American Revolution occured God punished those that remained loyal to the British by making them speak incomprehensibly.

 

 

 

The only Americans that move to Europe are those that have been deported for being communist. Plus your still 100% wrong. We have immigration problems, Europe doesn't. It take a lot of dedication for Mexican drug runners to shove condoms full of cocaine up their asses just so they can escape to America.

 

 

 

It was actually written by our Holy Lord Ronald Reagan.

 

 

 

Nagaski and Hiroshima were listed because those were the first two cities to be shown how badass we are.

 

Freedom is here to stay, GTFO communist.

 

Electric chairs are both a humane and hilarious way to execute hippies. That's why they are awesome.

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I find it interesting how somthing that is obviously not meant to be taken seriously can still cause so much butthurt.

 

Everything it getting worse. Freedom may not completely diminish, but it will fade slightly over time.

 

I've never found them funny. Torture makes me cringe.

[CGEire 31]

That list made me sad.

And I know most of the reasons on that list are just there for trolling purposes, but I still have to point out that the "Proper English" one doesn't even deserve to be said as a joke. ಠ___ಠ

[Spiney 125]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

 

this was the first thing I thought of

[Kaiso 2,764]

[Protoman 1,974]

GOD BLESS AMERICA