TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted March 12, 2012 There must be porn. As long as you're in it. 8D 1 Aqua7KH reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted March 12, 2012 Commandment 23: Shoes at least size 1000 please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razuthor72 89 Posted March 12, 2012 Commandment 24: letters in bottles ALWAYS get to the right person. 1 Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rainbowdash64 194 Posted March 12, 2012 Commandment 23: Shoes at least size 1000 please. my shoe size is OVER 9000!!!!! (sorry. i just has to.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 12, 2012 25 commandment Roxas is sora's nobody not ven's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheKHTheorist 17 Posted March 13, 2012 Comandment 26: All men of darkness shall have yellow eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayfinder823 477 Posted March 13, 2012 20. Something Horrible MUST happen to the protagonist. Always. That's not a Kingdom Hearts attribute. That's a freakin' rule in any media you read/hear/watch. Otherwise, there's no story, and you have a Mary-Sue. Commandment 27: No meddling. Whatsoever. Commandment 28: Meddle when necessary. (Which means always.) . 1 Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted March 13, 2012 DARKNESS IS GREEN! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted March 13, 2012 Commandment 30: If thou art of dark nature, thou must grin evily in the presence of the protagonist. Commandment 31: New canon material must be added to games of the Final Mix series. These games must not be released outside of Japan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xoncron 499 Posted March 13, 2012 Commandment 32: Thou shalt look at Xigbar/Braig like he drowned your goldfish. 2 wayfinder823 and Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razuthor72 89 Posted March 13, 2012 Commandment 33: One who knows nothing can understand nothing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keystrike 145 Posted March 13, 2012 The book of Genesis The Birth by Sleep Ultimania is where it all began Commandment 34: Kingdom Hearts equates to God who is Nomura Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 5,715 Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) 35: And know, when the question doth arrive: who's the leader of the club who is made for you and me? Verily, the answer beith: M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E. And lest thee forget, the tune which accompanies this commandment shall play endlessly when thy is in the presence of the castle or town of Disney. The tune shall then imbed itself in thy mind, playing endlessly in a loop, until thy goeth insane. Edited March 13, 2012 by Dave 3 Shazzam, AnsemTheWise and Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vvendy 2 Posted March 13, 2012 36. The protagonist should always help everyone who calls him, even though he has 0 information about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VoidXName 346 Posted March 17, 2012 (edited) 37. Thou shalt not give one firetruck about thine parents, only thine friends shall matter to thee 38. Thou shalt bitch about thine fight with Demyx. Edited March 17, 2012 by VoidXName 1 Robbie the Wise reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted April 9, 2012 37. Thou shalt not give one firetruck about thine parents, only thine friends shall matter to thee 38. Thou shalt bitch about thine fight with Demyx. Lmao 39. thou shall read nomura interviews and play all games before going onto forums 40. Thou shall not stay in ones own body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VoidXName 346 Posted April 9, 2012 Lmao 39. thou shall read nomura interviews and play all games before going onto forums 40. Thou shall not stay in ones own body Well, I've already broken rule 39. I haven't played recoded, only a little bit of KH1, and even less of Days lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatok 6,413 Posted April 9, 2012 Well, I've already broken rule 39. I haven't played recoded, only a little bit of KH1, and even less of Days lol You're going to Kingdom Hearts Hell 1 HarLea Quinn reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VoidXName 346 Posted April 10, 2012 You're going to Kingdom Hearts Hell ah damn, well fml. I imagine it to full of Nomura's mindraping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted March 15, 2013 41- Everyone shall become Xehanort 1 _The Door To Light_ reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lux 13 Posted March 15, 2013 42- Thou shall not ask how Pluto travels between the worlds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted March 15, 2013 43- If thou art a character knowing information vital to solve major plot questions, thou shall either suffer from amnesia, or have no contact with the main protagonist. 'Cause you know, a mind screw at the end is always nice. 44- If thou has enough fangirls, thou shall receive a keyblade. Even if it was unnecessary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
