hatok 6,413 Posted March 12, 2012 It seems like there are a lot of topics floating around right now that pick apart the KH story. So I deiced to make this. The general idea is to make a list of rules and regulations that Kingdom Hearts games must follow (IE, Soras shoes must always equate to at least 1/3 of his body weight) Each post, add a new rule, and let's see where this goes (If anywhere) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted March 12, 2012 There must be porn. 5 Robbie the Wise, burnsideking24, Rob and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) There must be porn. This is the first commandmentSecond Commandment Nomura is a troll obey him Edited March 12, 2012 by devereauxr 3 Kishira, Aqua7KH and burnsideking24 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wisdomform 221 Posted March 12, 2012 All dead Finally Fantasy characters shall live again. 1 Aqua7KH reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rainbowdash64 194 Posted March 12, 2012 There must be porn. Lol. 3rd commandment is the Water must always dance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Dolan 963 Posted March 12, 2012 4th commandment is that if you love a character so much, (Axel) Nomura will make the character live longer. (Axel) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KH2FFMM 22 Posted March 12, 2012 There must be porn. you mean hentai! 5th commandment: All KH charaters never really die. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 12, 2012 6th comandment giant keys kick ass always Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vivi111 111 Posted March 12, 2012 7th there will always be badass hairstyles lol the hair thread today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hatok 6,413 Posted March 12, 2012 6th comandment giant keys kick ass always Addendum: The bigger and fancier the key, the more ass it can kick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 12, 2012 Addendum: The bigger and fancier the key, the more ass it can kick. Amendmant 7 Xehanort will not die Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Not-with-a-whimper 144 Posted March 12, 2012 Commandment 8: Don't notice the giant duck and dog, no matter how out of place they may be in that world. 2 FireRubies1 and Aqua7KH reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 12, 2012 9 it's against the law to know what kingdom hearts actually is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WakelessDream 2,282 Posted March 12, 2012 10 it's illegal to lick doorknobs in other worlds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlowofLove 3 Posted March 12, 2012 11. Gloves are inevitable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burnsideking24 256 Posted March 12, 2012 12. Baggy pants on male protagonists are a must! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted March 12, 2012 13.the nobodys are sent to vacation no matter what after defeated Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VentusRoxas 73 Posted March 12, 2012 14 Everyone must be connected to Sora somehow 1 Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atheist123 583 Posted March 12, 2012 15. Characters age only when convenient and no characters can have romantic relationships with other characters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gexln 18 Posted March 12, 2012 16. the first rule of photographs is do not speak of photographs (KH2 beginning ftw) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xoncron 499 Posted March 12, 2012 The 17th commandment: You must travel to other worlds by any means nesaccary! 1 Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shazzam 142 Posted March 12, 2012 19: Ice cream is a major food group. 1 Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted March 12, 2012 20. Something Horrible MUST happen to the protagonist. Always. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted March 12, 2012 Comandement 21: Thou shalt always begin at level 1, irregardless of your badass power at the end of the last game. 2 Shard the Gentleman and Not-with-a-whimper reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf on the Run 391 Posted March 12, 2012 Comandement 22: sea salt ice cream is the only flavour ice cream you are aloud to eat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
