Web
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter
Jump to content
  • Sign Up
venxas24

Your Best Pick-Up Line

Recommended Posts

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

You shouldn't be here! Ms Universe contest is over there.

The only thing hotter than the sun is your ass.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't use pick-up lines...

 

That's why I can't think of any good ones.

 

Nor do I, but for a writing class I needed a flirting scene in my story.

 

Hey, do your work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...