10 Fails You Did Involving Kingdom Hearts

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

Just post ten things that you failed, involving Kingdom Hearts! It can involve anything!

 

10. When I was little, I thought Roxas was Sora's brother.

 

9. When Roxas went back to Sora, I kept trying to go back into the Mansion playing as Sora thinking that Roxas was trapped inside.

 

8. I thought at one point that Axel was Riku's nobody.

 

7. I thought Pit from Kid Icarus was Sora.

 

6. I thought Yuffie was Kairi for about a week.

 

5. I thought Cloud was a actual Hercules or Sword in the Stone character rather a Final Fantasy character.

 

4. I once thought that Sephiroth was a girl.

 

3. I thought that Tifa was a member of Organization XIII.

 

2. When I was little, I never gotten past Wonderland or Deep Jungle in KH1.

 

1. When I first saw Terra holding Ventus before Birth by Sleep came out in Japan, right during a planned setting in Radiant Garden, I thought Ventus was Roxas, and I thought Terra was Leon. And I thought Terra was also a evil cowboy.

 

Biggest fail in the world: I thought that Riku in KH2 was a blind person from Naruto.

[KingdomKatherine 272]

For #2 & 4... ME TOO!!!

For #1... Really??

[Junko 2,815]

• when i first saw sora, i thought he was a girl
• when i was little, it took me a year to finish 358/2 days
• wheni saw yuna and rikku, i thought they were strippers
• i once thought saix was attacked by a bear
• i once thought kairi had a disorder
• when kairi got sora's heart back, i thought she was doing witchcraft
• when i saw vantias, i thought he stole sora's face
• i once mistaked ventus for roxas's evil twin when BBS came out
• i once thought axel was lea's look alike
• i thought xemnas was forever alone

[Grimmjow 839]

There is just one fail I did in Kingdom Hearts.

 

After Alice disappeared in Wonderland in KH I searched for her like a week through the world without stumbling upon the Trickmaster... after that I haven't played it for half a year until my cousin told me she isn't in Wonderland anymore.

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

For #2 & 4... ME TOO!!!

For #1... Really??

 

Yes. But this was about back in 2008 or 2009 way before Birth by Sleep was released back in Japan. There was a picture of Terra holding Ven and Terra looked like a cowboy to me. . Also I thought he was Leon too.

[Snow 1,800]

1. When I was little, I thought the fairies were lesbians who had three-ways all the time.

2. When I was little, I quoted Sora and Roxas all the time.

3. When I was little, I thought Sora was Roxas in the beginning of KH2.

4. When I was little, I always sang "Simple and Clean", and nobody really understood what In was singing.

5. I always keep trying to kill Donald with my Keyblade.

6. When I was little, I zoomed in on Goofy's face, and I suddenly thought Kingdom Hearts was scary.

7. I raged and broke my PS2 when I figured out I couldn't redo the 1000 Heartless Battle.

8. When I was little, I made a fake keyblade out of paper and tried attacking somebody.

9. When I was little, I thought Mickey was real.

10. When I was little, I think I had wet dreams about Kairi. O////O

[wayfinder823 477]

I thought that Axle was Riku's Nobody too!!! ha ha ha

[Rob 5,571]

I only have 1 really.

 

1. In KH1, I couldn't find Oogie Boogie's room for almost a week, then I found him by luck by accidentally falling.

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

I thought that Axle was Riku's Nobody too!!! ha ha ha

 

Why is this ? Ive heard several people say this and im wondering why you did .....just curious

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

Why is this ? Ive heard several people say this and im wondering why you did .....just curious

 

Because of the trio with Xion, Roxas and Axel. Xion would be Kairi, Roxas would be Sora, therefore, Axel would naturally be Riku.

 

Also, when Kingdom Hearts 2 first came out, I thought that Riku was just some random blind character from Naruto.

[Always 309]

10. I STILL have issues beating Dragon Maleficent in KH1.

 

9. I still for the life of me can’t figure out what Kairi’s problem was just before her heart went into Sora’s on Destiny Islands--I don’t get why she was all pale and out of it. It wasn’t like she had been attacked or anything. And what was she even doing in front of the door, anyway?

 

8. When I was little, I couldn’t get past Destiny Islands (i.e. the second Darkside boss) in KH1.

 

7. I still remember the moment I defeated that boss without someone else’s help, and I was SO proud of myself.

 

6. For the first three or so years since I had first been introduced to KH, I had no idea what Final Fantasy was, so I didn’t know that half the characters in the series were just making cameo appearances from somewhere else like the Disney characters were.

 

5. When I first played KH2, I was more familiar with FF characters, but still not quite where I should’ve been in the basic FF knowledge department, so I thought all the Twilight Town characters (i.e. Seifer's gang and Setzer), as well as Yuna, Rikku, and Paine were original to KH. I still sometimes forget that Setzer isn't an original KH character.

 

4. I used to wonder, If Kairi has a Nobody, then who are the Nobodies of all the other Princesses of Heart, and why don’t we ever see them?

 

3. Back when I wasn’t allowed to have a PS2, I still bought KH1 and KH2 and went over to friends’ houses to play them, only I wouldn’t save the games--I’d just play the beginning (i.e. Destiny Islands and Twilight Town, respectively) over and over and over again. This is because I would did not want to go through the whole story of each game with my friends talking or making noise in the background. I was going to wait until I could own a PS2, then I would play it uninterrupted in the quiet of my own home. Yeah, I’m just a little bit anal when it comes to playing KH.

 

2. I used to not be able to tell the difference between Billy Zane and Richard Epcar’s voices.

 

1. I used to wonder why everybody thought Axel was so sexy.

[wayfinder823 477]

Why is this ? Ive heard several people say this and im wondering why you did .....just curious

 

For me, it was because KHII was the first game I played of the series, and after discovering that Roxas was Sora's Nobody, and Axel and Roxas were friends, and Riku and Sora are friends, I thought their lives paralleled to each other. I don't know, it just made sense...

and they had the long "spiky" hair thing going on... I don't know, it seriously made a lot sense when I was playing it for the first time.

[Akihiko 1,628]

10. I lost to DI Riku 12 times and won 3.

 

9. I stayed 2 hours in Wonderland in KH1 searching where to go, and I passed the spot 3 times.

 

8. I never realized those stars at the end of KH1 were the worlds going back to their places.

 

7. I stayed 2 minutes staring at Heartless Sora thinking it was still part of the cutscene.

 

6. I stayed 10 minutes trying to time a jump right at KH1's Deep Jungle.

 

5. I lost to the first dusk fight with Roxas in KH2 on begginer mode.

 

4. I searched for Naminé in the old mansion.

 

3. I couldn't get to the place where the Ultima Weapon recipe is in KH2.

 

2. I played KH2 for 1 year without knowing you could level up summons and Drive forms.

 

1. I thought Tifa was a member of Organization XIII too.

 

Bonus No.1: I thought the fairies were strippers.

 

Bonus No.2: I thought Terra was Leon's nobody.

 

Bonus No.3: It took me HOURS to find that damned last fish in KH1.

[wayfinder823 477]

I have another one:

 

KHII was the first game I played, and it wasn't until I died a billion times fighting Demyx in Hallow Bastion did I realize you can change your keyblade... I'm smart!

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

Because of the trio with Xion, Roxas and Axel. Xion would be Kairi, Roxas would be Sora, therefore, Axel would naturally be Riku.

 

Also, when Kingdom Hearts 2 first came out, I thought that Riku was just some random blind character from Naruto.

 

oh ok..so does that mean you thought Xion was kairies' nobody using that rationale?( instead of a puppet)

[animemylove 439]

1. It took me 4-7 hours to beat sephiroth in both games

 

2. I held off on this game for 9 years before I was talked into playing it

 

3. It took me 2 hours to find the cloth for the sail in kh1 on Destiny Island

 

4. I failed at 358/2 days altogether .. I beat it but i died hundreds of times

 

6. I died against Chernabog 7 times my second time through on Proud mode

 

7. Donald had to save me a few times ..

 

... i can't think of anything else

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

For me, it was because KHII was the first game I played of the series, and after discovering that Roxas was Sora's Nobody, and Axel and Roxas were friends, and Riku and Sora are friends, I thought their lives paralleled to each other. I don't know, it just made sense...

and they had the long "spiky" hair thing going on... I don't know, it seriously made a lot sense when I was playing it for the first time.

 

ok i can see how u got that if it was your first game ...

[Obi-wan 411]

1 In KH2 I first thought Riku turned into a girl.

2 I thought Ansem (Riku) was out to kill/stalk Roxas

3 I thought Sora was gay during the scene in The World That Never Was. (This is probably one known by a few.........)

4 It took me three days to figure out how to beat Wonderland

5 I didn't realize for a week that I could skip the cutscenes

6 It took me a week to beat Demyx before I figured out how to change the quick select

7 It took me a hour before I figured out how to change the moves on BBS

8 I thought Master Xehanort was a stalker

9 I thought Roxas was Ventus (I saw Ventus before Roxas which messed me up for about a week.)

10 I screamed "OMG he's a stalker!" after Axel appeared for the third time in KH2 with Roxas.

[Always 309]

Haha I have more. These ones are all quite sad.

 

When I first saw the artwork for KH2 and the Japanese intro for the game, I thought Roxas was Riku. Like, Since I don’t see Riku anywhere in the artwork, maybe that blonde kid is him. Maybe Riku dyed and cut his hair...and started looking Sora’s age.

 

I didn’t realize that the silver-haired kid in the secret ending to KH1 was Riku, until much, much later (don’t ask me why).

 

Up until about a year after KH2 came out, I always thought Riku’s blindfold was just one of those exaggerated shadows you see all the time in anime. And then I didn't believe anybody who referred to it as a blindfold at first, because I thought, That's ridiculous. Why would a person blindfold himself? How could he fight??

 

Back when I didn’t know that Vivi was from Final Fantasy, I thought he was a Heartless, and I was SO confused as to why people would just be hanging out with a Heartless--maybe it was tamed or something? And I was confused about his ability to talk. On top of that, I thought Vivi was a girl, until Seifer said “Thrash him” during the Struggle Tournament.

[Where's Sora 47]

1. I thought Riku was a chick with muscles

 

2. I thought I killed Xehanorts heartless the first time.

 

3. I thought Marluxia was a chick.

 

4. I was always scarded of the nighmare before christmas so I tried to skip the world if possible. (I am not anymore)

 

5. I thought Ven and Roxas were twins.

 

6. I could not beat Ansem in KH at level 100

 

7. I waited for donald and goof to die before I attacked.

 

8. Always wonder why Sora was around people order than him.

 

9. I put in 300 hours in KH1 to find out a way to get into Disney Castle.

 

10. Going through the teleporters in the End of the World I was looking for the save point to leave the world.

[Wisdomform 221]

I have just one I guess?

When I was younger and would play Kingdom Hearts, everytime I saw a Mushroom Heartless I would drop my game controller and run away.

They just creep me out so much @____@ Does this even count as a fail?

[wayfinder823 477]

@Always!!

 

Yes! Vivi is a freak! I still can't figure out if his mouth is part of his hat or not.

 

And I wonder why Donald has a wand/staff that looks just like Vivi.

[WatersGood 45]

In no particular order,

 

 

I thought Sora was a girl when I was a wee little 6 year old,

 

Didn't know you could change keyblades in 358/2 days (and still didn't know until the Leechgrave)

 

Saw the three main chracters of Birth By Sleep and thought it was some stupid fanfic

 

Thought I was going to hate BbS for a minute after I found out it was real and not a fanfic (then I told myself, no, this is gonna be awesome. BbS is one of my favorites)

 

Could not beat the Enchanted Dominion boss in Terra's Story for 2 days

 

Could not beat Terranort in Terra's story for 2 WEEKS

 

I had no clue what Final Fantasy was when I was a kid

 

Still havn't played KH1 which is still sitting infront of my TV in my living room saying PLAY MEEEEEEEE

 

Re:Chain of Memories is sitting next to KH1 saying the same thing

 

Saw Saix's berserk mode. Immediatly comes up with werewolf theories (Still doing that just for fun and it probably won't rest until there is an explanation)

 

 

Mmmm. There's probably more, but I just can't think of anymore right now

[wayfinder823 477]

OH hahahaha Yeah! I thought BBS was a awesome fanfic thing too, and I was like, "wow... they've gone waaay too far with this thing!" But just like you, BBS is my favorite game!

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

Haha I have more. These ones are all quite sad.

 

When I first saw the artwork for KH2 and the Japanese intro for the game, I thought Roxas was Riku. Like, Since I don’t see Riku anywhere in the artwork, maybe that blonde kid is him. Maybe Riku dyed and cut his hair...and started looking Sora’s age.

 

I didn’t realize that the silver-haired kid in the secret ending to KH1 was Riku, until much, much later (don’t ask me why).

 

Up until about a year after KH2 came out, I always thought Riku’s blindfold was just one of those exaggerated shadows you see all the time in anime. And then I didn't believe anybody who referred to it as a blindfold at first, because I thought, That's ridiculous. Why would a person blindfold himself? How could he fight??

 

Back when I didn’t know that Vivi was from Final Fantasy, I thought he was a Heartless, and I was SO confused as to why people would just be hanging out with a Heartless--maybe it was tamed or something? And I was confused about his ability to talk. On top of that, I thought Vivi was a girl, until Seifer said “Thrash him” during the Struggle Tournament.

 

I thought Vivi was a heartless too.