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Here I will post a new joke every week.

Make any comments you feel neccesary.

I will have a list of every previous joke as well.

 

Week 1: Wednesday 20th August

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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I will now be posting a new joke every day.

Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

 

Previous jokes

Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

 

Previous jokes

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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I'm sorry Jesse, but the chicken joke doesn't live up to the other jokes' standard. It just wasn't obvious or weird enough. Did you get it from a joke book or website or something?

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Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

 

Previous jokes

-Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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Sunday 24th august

One musician: Do you have a tuner?

Other musician; Nah, I only have a salmon.

 

Previous jokes

-Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

-Friday 22nd August

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

-Thursday 21st August:

These numbers are very mean .... because they are averages.

-Wendesaday 20th auguust:

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

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Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>

Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

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Should I have the previous one, two or three days jokes included in my posts>

Also, good jokes take a lot of effort to come up with each day so they moght not always be as good as my best. Thats why I had it as joke of the week first but there was a high demand.

 

But Jesse, your good jokes aren't those which you take a lot of time to work out. It's usually those which you come up with on the spot.

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Monday 25th August

Say this to some girl you don't like:

You're pretty ...... ugly!

 

I will now be only be posting the previous one joke.

Previous joke

-Saturday 23rd August

What do you say when your snow trip is cancelled?

It's no go! ("It's no" sounds like snow)

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Tuesday 26th August

What do you call someone who is good at algebra/maths?

An algebraniac!

 

Previous jokes

-Monday 25th August

Say this to some girl you don't like:

You're pretty ...... ugly!

-Sunday 24th august

One musician: Do you have a tuner?

Other musician; Nah, I only have a salmon.

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