This guy is pathetic

[Snow 1,800]

I was eating lunch. When this happened.

 

Me{to friend across the table}: Ugh...my chest hurts.

Justin: Mine too.

Jake{to me}: That's what she said.

Me: That is a pathetic, overused joke.

Jake: Like your life?

Me: If by pathetic you mean "Average", sure.

Jake: You fail at life.

Me: If I did I'd be opening up my wrists.

Jake: Whatever *Pulls out plastic dinosaur figure and makes roaring sounds*.

Me: *Facepalm*

 

 

I don't know if 'Jake' is really his name, but oh well.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

So he's pathetic because he said 'that's what she said'?

 

I see no pathetic-ness here.

[Snow 1,800]

So he's pathetic because he said 'that's what she said'?

 

I see no pathetic-ness here.

 

I said it was a pathetic, overused joke, he said my life was a pathetic, overused joke and said I fail at life.

And then he pulls out a plastic dinosaur and plays with it.

I see pathetic-ness.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

I said it was a pathetic, overused joke, he said my life was a pathetic, overused joke and said I fail at life.

And then he pulls out a plastic dinosaur and plays with it.

I see pathetic-ness.

 

Well don't you think that pointing out that his joke was pathetic made him upset, so he retaliated?

"That's what she said" can be funny - when used in moderation, of course.

 

Plastic dinosaurs are awesome firetruck you >:C

[Aqua7KH 5,395]

What? I play with my KH action figures at lunch!

Me: FIRE! *moves Sora*

[Snow 1,800]

Well don't you think that pointing out that his joke was pathetic made him upset, so he retaliated?

"That's what she said" can be funny - when used in moderation, of course.

 

PLASTIC DINOAURS ARE awesome

 

Why would the truth make him upset?

And the statement, 'My chest hurts' is not a valid "That's what she said," base.

At least, that's how I see it.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

Why would the truth make him upset?

And the statement, 'My chest hurts' is not a valid "That's what she said," base.

At least, that's how I see it.

 

Because the truth to you isn't necessarily the truth to everyone else, and the fact that you'd even say that makes you sound just a bit ignorant.

Just. A bit.

[Snow 1,800]

Because the truth to you isn't necessarily the truth to everyone else, and the fact that you'd even say that makes you sound just a bit ignorant.

Just. A bit.

 

True, but after legitimately attempt to insult someone on how pathetic they are, would you pull out a plastic dinosaur and play with it?

[shadowblade 31]

dude chill out.the guy made a joke and then you had to go be a jerk about it.thats why he retaliated,

[Snow 1,800]

dude chill out.the guy made a joke and then you had to go be a jerk about it.thats why he retaliated,

 

A jerk? Yeah, I'm a jerk for telling him it's a pathetic and overused joke?

Basically, I'm implying he needs to find a new main joke, because 'That's what she said,' is an old joke.

And for the record, this guy is in 8th grade.

What 8th grader plays with plastic animals? ;_;

[Rob 5,571]

lol u mad?

[Miku Hatsune 636]

True, but after legitimately attempt to insult someone on how pathetic they are, would you pull out a plastic dinosaur and play with it?

 

It shows that he's not letting you bring him down, and that he sees himself as the bigger person.

He didn't let your words phase him, and instead did something to take his mind off the situation.

 

He did the right thing, really.

Instead of arguing with you, he just passed it off as nothing.

 

TL;DR

Calm your tits.

[shadowblade 31]

look.i dont give to damns about his plastic animals.im telling you not to be an douchebag just because he got you.yes its an overused joke but who cares,he used it,he got you,time to get over it

[Snow 1,800]

If I was a douchebag, I didn't mean to be one.

Even though he took his mind off the situation, playing with a plastic dinosaur is a bit childish.

Not that I'm really insulting him on it, I've just never seen someone do that before, at least, as old and advanced as the 8th grade.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

If I was a douchebag, I didn't mean to be one.

Even though he took his mind off the situation, playing with a plastic dinosaur is a bit childish.

Not that I'm really insulting him on it, I've just never seen someone do that before, at least, as old and advanced as the 8th grade.

 

>8th grade

>"old and advanced"

>lolwat

[Snow 1,800]

>8th grade

>"old and advanced"

>lolwat

 

>Yeah, I know.

>mfw

[Sora96 17,256]

That sounds like a great time.

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

Note to self: Carry plastic dinosaurs with self.

[Amon 4,279]

 

Jake: Whatever *Pulls out plastic dinosaur figure and makes roaring sounds*.

 

 

I'm not even being sarcastic, this guy is a badass.

[Snow 1,800]

I'm not even being sarcastic, this guy is a badass.

 

LMFAO

My stomach hurts from laughing!

[Koko 3,944]

A jerk? Yeah, I'm a jerk for telling him it's a pathetic and overused joke?

Basically, I'm implying he needs to find a new main joke, because 'That's what she said,' is an old joke.

And for the record, this guy is in 8th grade.

What 8th grader plays with plastic animals? ;_;

 

i make hundreds of 'thats what she said jokes'

and i play with stuffed animals

screw you >:

but seriously man, you don't ruin someones joke no matter how bad it is

you just dont