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Why Bowser is the best video game villain.

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http://www.cracked.com/article_18863_5-reasons-bowser-most-successful-video-game-character.html

 

TLDR

 

5. He loves his job

 

4. He has a great family

 

3. He learns from mistakes

 

2. He never gets punished for his dastardly deeds

 

1. For each time Mario defeats Bowser, Bowser defeats Mario millions of times.

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No.

 

Kefka Pallazo is the greatest villain ever. Why? Heres why:

 

1. He looks like a clown.

 

2. He has a sick and dark sense of humor.

 

3. He's downright hilarious.

 

4. He kicked his emporer off of a floating island.

 

5. Poisened his fellow General.

 

6. Is utterely insane.

 

7. He became a god.

 

8. He destroyed the world.

 

9. Was killed by a Half-esper named Terra.

 

Got it memorized?

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No.

 

Kefka Pallazo is the greatest villain ever. Why? Heres why:

 

1. He looks like a clown.

 

2. He has a sick and dark sense of humor.

 

3. He's downright hilarious.

 

4. He kicked his emporer off of a floating island.

 

5. Poisened his fellow General.

 

6. Is utterely insane.

 

7. He became a god.

 

8. He destroyed the world.

 

9. Was killed by a Half-esper named Terra.

 

Got it memorized?

 

If he is so awesome how come I've never heard of him before? When you are a kid, the first thing you learn are the top 5 badguys. Zombies, Aliens, Nazis, Russians, and Bowser.

 

I don't think you have read the article. If you did you would get the urge to enlist yourself as a Koopa Troopa.

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Well, he is the main villain of Final Fantasy VI, so not knowing of him is plausible. How about this guy? (You should know him.)

 

Sephiroth.

 

1. He's also insane.

 

2. Has a long sword called Masamune.

 

3. Killed Aerith. (Cloud's friend.)

 

4. Also became a god.

 

5. Has move that sends a giant meteor hurtling through planets.

 

6. Is the result of fusing alien DNA into a human.

 

I'm such a nerd...

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Well, he is the main villain of Final Fantasy VI, so not knowing of him is plausible. How about this guy? (You should know him.)

 

Sephiroth.

 

1. He's also insane.

 

2. Has a long sword called Masamune.

 

3. Killed Aerith. (Cloud's friend.)

 

4. Also became a god.

 

5. Has move that sends a giant meteor hurtling through planets.

 

6. Is the result of fusing alien DNA into a human.

 

I'm such a nerd...

 

He was defeated after a battle or two with a teenager on steroids.

 

Like the article said, for each time bowser is defeated, Mario dies billions of times. Sephiroth would probably be defeated after the endless hordes of deformed plants and animals overwhelm him.

 

1. Bowsers troops walk back and forth all day long for no apparent reason and in later games, they are prone to random fits. If Bowser wanted to, he could turn the Mushroom kingdom into the largest Insane Asylum. Sephiroth would be overwhelmed by Bowsers charisma and wind up joining his ranks.

 

2. Mario has a huge ass hammer. That didn't stop him from dying billions of times.

 

3. Bowser kills countless innocent mushrooms, kidnaps a princess and of course, Mario.

 

4. Yeah he became a God, Bowser could become a God if he wanted also considering he does whatever the firetruck he wants.

 

5. As seen in Super Mario Galaxy games. Bowser owns hundreds of planets. Losing one would actually benefit him as he wouldn't need to pay Troopas to occupy the planet.

 

6. Bowser is the result of having the DNA of a Dragon, Turtle, and Spike plant combined.

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I'm such a nerd...

 

Listing off Final Fantasy villains doesn't make you a 'nerd,' babe.

Calling Sephiroth the 'best villain' is like saying Ghirahim is the best villain.

 

They're both fabulous as holy hell.

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What i'm stating is Bowser isn't the most evil of villains.

 

But heres a question: Take a good look at Mario. Why is his hair a diffrent color than his moustache?!

 

Cause he is around 40 years old. He'll probably be bald by his 80s.

 

I say the best is chuck norris :P trumps EVERYTHING

 

Chuck isn't a villain. He allows us to live.

 

Best villain and also VGA awarded character of the year, Joker, nuff said xD lol

 

The joker is cool, but he has trouble taking over Gotham city. Bowser takes over entire Galaxies in is sleep. In fact he is so good at taking over places, he probably does it just cause he's bored.

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The joker is cool, but he has trouble taking over Gotham city. Bowser takes over entire Galaxies in is sleep. In fact he is so good at taking over places, he probably does it just cause he's bored.

 

joker only loses to batman and fails to take over gotham because he doesnt want to, you just wants chaos (lol thats what make him such an awesome villain http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png, i quote a part of the batman movie, i think it was from dark knight, "Some men just want to watch the world burn")

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Well, he is the main villain of Final Fantasy VI, so not knowing of him is plausible. How about this guy? (You should know him.)

 

Sephiroth.

 

1. He's also insane.

 

2. Has a long sword called Masamune.

 

3. Killed Aerith. (Cloud's friend.)

 

4. Also became a god.

 

5. Has move that sends a giant meteor hurtling through planets.

 

6. Is the result of fusing alien DNA into a human.

 

I'm such a nerd...

 

Sephiorth is weak in Kingdom Hearts.

 

Good show Fred.

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Sephiorth is weak in Kingdom Hearts.

 

 

 

Yeah, it didn't even take a kid on steroids to defeat him that time. It took a malnourished islander with a wooden sword.

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What i'm stating is Bowser isn't the most evil of villains.

 

But heres a question: Take a good look at Mario. Why is his hair a diffrent color than his moustache?!

 

Is this topic called 'Why Bowser is the most evil villain?'

And it's not like any Final Fantasy villain comes close to most evil villain anyways.

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This is easy. :) Bowser has everything you want in a villain: he's dastardly, he's clever, and he always seems to throw something new at Mario every single time. And when the going gets tough, Bowser always seems to have a back up plan, even though Mario topples all his plans anyways. :)

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