If you were a pirate...

[Silia Heartz 1]

what would you do?

 

I, personally, would pass around a round robin, drive the crew into a mutiny, and while the crew is murdering off the captain, I'd sneak into the captain's quarter's, steal the treasure, and escape off the ship before anyone found out what I was up to.

Just for the fun of it.

^^

[Cellar Door 652]

I'd terrorize bakery shops too close to the sea and eat all their delicious baked treats.

 

Yeah lol im kinda lame 8D XDD

 

MAYBE ID HELP YOU WITH YOUR PLAN 8D

 

 

 

/lame ass pirate

[Silia Heartz 1]

Lol, I'll probably spend some off my new found fortune on some meat pies in London, preferably on Fleet Street. :heart:

[Cricket 1,180]

If I was a pirate...

 

-I would make the enemies eat Cap'n Crunch until the roof of their mouths bleed! (Family Guy reference)

-Steal awesome ships from other pirates.

-Steal other pirate hats!

-Search all the seas

-Find loads of treasure o_o

-Make the people I don't like walk the plank D:

-Learn some awesome sword skills

Umm... my ideas suck

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Pies in London~

-I'd like to meet Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow!!! O_O

[Silia Heartz 1]

-Learn some awesome sword skills

 

^^

Let's learn fencing together, Cricket!

We can be sword buddies! : D

 

Pies in London~

-I'd like to meet Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow!!! O_O

 

I'd like to meet Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd! :heart::heart:

[Blazer 7]

i would:

 

- pillage only in the Carribean area

- steal as much money as i can

- kill anyone in my way

- become more famous than blackbeard

- use a HUGE warship to kill with

- Recruit a crew of 125 - 300 men.

[Oblivion 15]

I'd be the pirate's therapist

 

Me: And how do you FEEL about that, Mr. Blackbeard?

Blackbeard: Arrrr!

Me: In English, please.

Blackbeard: ARRRRRR!

Me: Seriously, sir

Blackbeard: ARRRR!

Me: Look, I'm not gonna help you if you keep-

Blackbeard: ARRRRRR! TEH BOOTY!

Me: (snickers because I'm immature) The what, sir?

Blackbeard: ARRRRR!

Me: (sighs) It looks like your playing stupid again...

Blackbeard: Ar?

Me: And you're winning too.

[Tom 437]

I would sing "You are a pirate", terrorize towns and citizens, have Xigbar as my companion, and kill Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece because he is a bad pirate (Just kidding about that last part).

 

Oh and drink lots of Rum

[JesusFreak 41]

Lol I would just throw Random People of Board!

oh and Meet Jack Sparrow!

[Silia Heartz 1]

Lol, Oblivion..

 

If I drank rum, I'd probably burst out singing and dancing rather drunkly to the "Why is the Rum Gone" remix..

[Larxene12 86]

If I was a pirate I would challenge Xigbar to a pirate fight! and win! then orgy 13 will be meh slaves! I WILL TAKE EVERYONE'S SOUL AND HAVE EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO MEH AS THE LORD AND MASTER OF EARTH

then eat some cookies

you can NEVER go wrong with cookies!

i not evil ima angel

me=:angel:

I just wanna be the lord and Master of Earth and have everyone's souls and eat a cookieh!

with my UBER powerful minions who will kill you if you oppose of ther master mee! ^.^ see ima angel :angel::angel::angel::angel: an innocent one!:angel::angel::angel:

No-one can oppose meh!!

[Kaiso 2,764]

I'D PROBABLY BE A RETARD WITH CELLA, ROSE, JENNAY, MATTAY, ETC. ETC., SINGING/DANCING THIS SONG.

... and stealing booteh.

.. I like the perverted flash better than this version. D;

 

BECAUSE IM LAME LIKE THAT ;D

[sneezes 73]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

I AGREE WITH KAISO. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH 8DDD

[Zexion 4]

If I were a pirate under a captain, tw'ould be a good one no doubt. Argh! We'd sail the seven seas, searchin' fer' the treasure our capt'n be lookin' fer. We'd dock at the harbor and we'd head out on foot, lookin' fer the treasure. Soon we'd find it! One of the crew would run to the capt'n a tell him we had struck gold. Then, I'd draw me sword and strike the capt'n down and take off with as much loot as I can handle. Then I'd head back to the ship and free the prisoners and make them my crew, leaving the other crew on land. We'd continue to sail to Isle De Murta where the infamous Black Pearl be waitin' fer us to get are paws on! And while Capt'n Jack is searching for the treasure that be in MY possession, me crew and I board the Pearl and set sail in search of all of the other famous ships. Our goal be nothin' more than to be the last pirates left, and all the booty in our possession.

[Krizkee 1]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 'BOUT I AM A PIRATE. SEE MA WOODEN L-

 

lol, kay i would stalk johnny depp. or captain jack sparrow. ya know. take high-def pics. blame it on..... research 8D but wtf is the rum gone D;

 

say "poop deck" every other sentence. then get some real coo' beans boots and hat and... maybe a beard BD get a boat and steal people's barrels, idk.

 

LET'S GO ON ADVENTURE CAP'N.

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

I would sleep and have servants do everything for me~

<----is lazy

[CodedbyDays 12]

If I was a pirate I wouldn't do anything.

[R?x?s 0]

I'd sail the Saskatchewan,

Stealin' wheat, 'n barley, 'n all the other grains

[kairiwilson1 47]

If I were a pirate, I'd curl my index finger and say "AARRR!"

[JesusFreak 41]

If I was a pirate I wouldn't do anything.

 

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Lol i couldnt resist!

[Luzzekatt 76]

LOL at kairi!

 

.. I dunno what I'd do o.o