CALLING ALL HATERS OF THE TWILIGHT SERIES! (Lovers dont read lol)

[Ventus_XIII 50]

ok guys who despise twilight since the midnight premiere is tonight, in the east coast, or Alabama where I am, I thought it would be amazing to put up jokes about Twilight. I'll start things off.

 

Dear Twilight Fangirls and Masterbaters,

 

If you see people dressed as vampire hunters don't be concerned we're just waiting for our leader Alucard to show up so we can record the bloodshed of your trucking precious Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. Have a nice evening at the movies =D

 

Seriously the psychotic minions of Hellsing

 

This is from my friend on facebook

 

Reporter: "So Edward why exactly do you sparkle"

Edward: "Can you keep a secret?"

Reporter: "Yes" (signals the camera man to keep rolling)

Edward: "I was touched by Michael Jackson in the making of the video Smooth Crimial T.T"

Reporter: "Eddie you okay?"

Edward: "No"

Reporter: "what's wrong?"

Edward: "I can still feel the pain in my a$$"

[AnsemTheWise 1,114]

My friend's going to the premiere... so we can't study for our exam tomorrow... Twilight's going to make us fail Anatomy & Physiology...

[TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689]

You summoned me?

[DTD 33]

Hater till the day I die mother fffff... hypocrite too

[khoathkeeper13 429]

In creative writing class this week, we had to pick something to make fun of, which = Twilight I wrote "How to Be a Twilight Fan"

Step 1: Pause the trailer on either Edward or Jacob and stare at him till you cannot remove the image from your mind. You are now deeply infatuated with him. Go ahead and start planning your wedding to never be.

[Deadshot 666]

You know what's good Vampire story ,American Vampire

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

firetruck you Twilight is the firetrucking shit dude

[Koko 3,944]

i love twilight xoxoxox

[MarluXia777 170]

Twilight is pretty good.

[Weedanort 8,786]

I hate Twilight.

'Nuff said.

[*Rikku* 90]

I HATE TWILIGHT I REALLY DO TO ME ITS SO STUPID AND SILLY

sorry to fans of it BUT I REALLY HATE IT

[P50L 610]

I felt a disturbance in the air.....This thread......It told me to come here.

 

I shall be of aid for your plan of whatever it is Ventus_XII.

Ventus_XII! My life is in your hands now!

[axel91 161]

I just can't stand Twilight at all! Only one more movie after this one and it'll all be over, hopefully...

[P50L 610]

It's not the series, it's just the fangirls I hate. If you give at least one negative critic they go all 'OOOOMMMMGGGZZZ I HATEEE YOU SOOO MUCH EDWARD IS SO HOT <33333"

 

e_e

[Junko 2,815]

never bothered to watch/read the twilight series. and the fangirls are kinda buggin me about not watchin it.....

[Cellar Door 652]

i don't hate twilight. i don't like it either.

it must be pretty interesting though if it can invoke such strong emotion in people.

[Number XV 490]

The twilight series is a series about vampires. Some people hate vampires, and some hate ninjas, like in Naruto. I don't hate Twilight, because I've never read it, and I bet all you haters haven't either. Suzanne Collins has made millions of dollars off of the series, so I don't think it can be too bad.

[Miku Hatsune 636]

I don't really hate it, but I'm not a huge fan.

 

 

Suzanne Collins has made millions of dollars off of the series, so I don't think it can be too bad.

 

Can't tell if trolling or just stupid....

[Number XV 490]

I don't really hate it, but I'm not a huge fan.

 

 

 

 

Can't tell if trolling or just stupid....

 

Oh yeah. She wrote Hunger Games. Damn, I need to start reading more modern series. Okay, STEPHENIE MEYERS. Wow. I really do need to read more books. Too absorbed in manga, I guess.