Amon 4,279 Posted November 15, 2011 This is all taken from a moron I am currently trolling at the moment. I found this to be an excellent learning opportunity for my pupils. All post from my victim are in bold, my post are in italics. Glossery: MLG stands for- Major League Gaming KD and K/D stand for Kill/Death Ratio. It's basically a number that shows how often you get kills compared to how often you die. A KD above 1 means you get more kills than deaths, below 1 means you get more deaths than kills. Generally you are considered bad if you have a KD below 1, only douchebags actually care though. Phase 1: The set up ----------------------------------------- okay, WHY are people bashing MLG???? this stereotype is so off. I never hyperventilate when i play mlg, i do NOT hoard power weapons, and people who are good at mlg do not suck. I like to play MLG because it is a lot more competitive than the average playlist. Also, it's a whole community of people that want to play others that are above the average team slayer playlist. I bet these guys who made the vid played 3 games of mlg, went horribly neg, then started bashing mlg because it takes skill...----------------------------------------- This is a good example of a prime target. Note his inability or will to use proper grammar as well as his inability to take jokes. This shows right away that this person is most likely, a moron. A moron that must be removed before he can start a flamewar. ----------------------------------------- You are the second reason people bash on MLG. First you have kids who do all that are stated in the video and then you have the people who treat gaming like its a firetrucking job, for some of them it's acceptable because it is, but apparently all you need to be MLG is to go on a playlist.----------------------------------------- Note how I don't say anything too intense right away. Sometimes you want to ease your subjects in rather than go all out. While he may be a moron, there is a chance he has at least some experience with the internet, being an obvious troll may not work right away. ----------------------------------------- there seriously isn't any reason to bash mlg if some people like to be a little more competitive, man. that's all i'm trying to say. playing games for fun is great, but if someone has a lot of skill in a game and wants to show it off against more people with skill, then there's mlg. if you have no idea what i'm talking about then plz leave. ----------------------------------------- Anyone asking you to leave after they are the one that starts trouble is usually a sign of weakness, something that can be easily exploited. ----------------------------------------- MLG doesn't take skill though. The key to MLG is just just keeping your distance from the enemy spawns while raping them with rockets and the sniper, not much to it. ----------------------------------------- MLG players get really offended when you make a generalization of the "Sport" when encountering these types of people always break it down to the most basic thing possible. These people like to feel better about themselves by claiming they are a professional at something everyone else can already do. Claiming that it's something that everyone else can already do will get something like the following reaction. ----------------------------------------- xDDDDDD YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA AS TO WHAT MLG IS. Look at some gameplay, bro, instead of looking at this song. MLG is all about team shot and where you position yourself on the map. stick with viva pinata, because if you think MLG takes no skill, then you just fail at everything. ----------------------------------------- Success! His full personality is revealed. He has proven himself to be quick to aggression, stupid, and arrogant. Now we can begin the next phase. Phase 2: Feeding the flames Now that the target has revealed their true self, it is time to elevate things a bit. The purpose of Phase 2 is to cause your target to make mistakes. Usually this is when things get a little fun. Phase 2 is rather short but the hardest part as you have to make sure you have the upper ground the entire time. ----------------------------------------- I've played the MLG playlist many times, mostly to get try-hard failures to rage like you. You probably go on the Bungie forums and bitch about Elites while jacking off to a picture of your rank. MLG is easy as firetruck yet people act like it's very difficulty, that's why people make fun of it. You wouldn't mind giving me you're gamer tag so I can look up your stats and see how PRO MLG you are. ----------------------------------------- Note how now the wording is starting to get a little offensive. This is mostly just to piss him off. The last line is the most important. In it I give my subject a task, specifically for him to give me his Xbox username. Should he fail I can exploit his failure and as a result extract lulz. ----------------------------------------- OH, NEVERMIND!!!! I just looked up your stats! you have an overall k/d of .89 and you have never played a game of MLG in your life! gtfo out kid. you just got to the point of sounding like a total retard. ----------------------------------------- Oh no he looked up my Halo Reach stats! Whatever shall I do? The most logical answer would be to claim that you don't care about your stats. However this is wrong. What you want to do is make shit up, no matter how unbelievable. Playing stupid can often work as it usually results in aggressive reactions. ----------------------------------------- You must of misread it, my KD is a 8.9 not a .89. What a retard! Can't even read the decimal point haha! BTW I tracked down your IP to find your GT nice .37 KD! You should enter a competition! Excellent example of bullshitting. I give a reason why he's wrong (even though he's not) but it makes him look like an idiot. Also pay attention to how I claimed to have used his IP address to find his Gamertag. I actually just searched his username online. However claiming to have stolen his IP and used it to track him down implies that I can do things with computers, such has hack his account (even though I can't lol). If he is computer illiterate he will wonder what an IP is and why I was able to get it, thus toss an element of fear into my trolling. ----------------------------------------- ummmmm .39? nice fail troll. my k/d is 1.3 niggaaaa. get at me with yo shitty .89. lmao tryin to tell me i can't read a decimal point! find something else to say, bro. I'm done! ----------------------------------------- Don't believe me? Here I'll PM you screenshots of my KD and you'res.----------------------------------------- Time for the ultimate in bullshitting... ----------------------------------------- Here are the links to screen shots of our stats. http://img851.images...g4isawesome.jpg My awesome stats http://img69.imagesh.../failfriend.jpg your crappy stats Now I know you saw the actual stats, you can't lie your way out of this one! Just admit you suck and you are a doo-doo face and we will call it a day.----------------------------------------- If you click on the URLs, you will see that I have photoshopped statistics yet I claim they are real. Pictures are always a good tool to use when trolling as the reactions to them are usually more lulz worthy than any well written paragraph. With this we can enter the third and final stage. Phase 3: Trolling This is basically when you start to actually do said trolling. I've written other guides as to what to do when you get to this part just search "Fred's Guide to Trolling" and you will find them on these very forums. Pretty much, troll away from here. I'll provide some more examples and use this space to update the latest of my victim. ----------------------------------------- lmao you want to see the official stats???? here, i'll link it to you! YOUR stats: http://www.bungie.ne...edfredbug4&sg=0 MY awesome stats: http://www.bungie.ne...r=phrag+sy&sg=0 get on my level, nigga!!! you fail at life if you talk shit to a guy who's better than you in every way possible. just face it. I'm perfect, you like dick and get made fun of. Your dramatic story made simple. ;D-----------------------------------------He tosses the actual stats this time, I will counter with the following... ----------------------------------------- Wow, I thought you had a little respect for others, but to go as far and fake an entire webpage just to try and win an argument on the internet. You also responded to my message rather quickly, hell you respond to everything I send you almost instantly, it's like you're on the computer 24/7. Are you morbidly obese by any chance? If so I know a clinic that can give you a discount. I get it, your massive sexual frustration and obesity made you a rather unhappy soul and to relieve stress, you bully poor people like me on the internet. Don't worry I understand and I can help you. Before I do help you out though, could you refrain from using the "N word"? I find it highly offensive as I am 1/672,656,731st African American. Humanity originated from Africa so not only are you insulting humanity using that word, but you also insult yourself. But seriously, faking internet data? Come on man.----------------------------------------- Now I am post sniping what he said, taking every little thing I can exploit and using it against him, this is the most basic and efficient form of trolling. It will work all the time. ----------------------------------------- lol it's funny because you still go for trolling, this time, it was 5 paragraphs. unfortunately for you..... IT'S A PM DUMBASS!!! who are you trying to impress? your mom who's sitting right next to you when you type? and firetruck all the black people in the world!!! they can all go die in a dark deep hole! no one will ever notice them! not like i'm african! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER! honeybadger don't give a shit! Oh, and i am the opposite of morbidly obese. i am a professional tennis player by the name of roger federer. look me up brah. I'm famous! therefore, i am perfect!----------------------------------------- As these post go on, he proves to be a bigger and bigger idiot. He can hardly hold himself together at this point. Very hilarious. He is making an attempt to fight back but is only making the situation worse by doing so. The saying goes "If you fight with the trolls, they win". ----------------------------------------- I'm not trolling, I am sincerely trying to cure of of Douchebagitis Douchebagitis can be contracted from participating in douchebag activities such as watching "The Jersey Shore" or playing MLG. It can be cured but only through severe emotional therapy which I am trying to convince you of applying for. I am not trying to impress anyone, just extend a helping hand to a douchebag in need. Racist pig! Sad thing is that you are being racist towards yourself. If you had any rudimentary knowledge of evolution you would very well know that humanity originated in the Great Divide located in Africa, you and I are technically African. Really? You're Roger Federer? Cool, my name is Vladimir Putin. I'm Prime Minister of Russia and command a nuclear arsenal. See if you can counter that serve! ----------------------------------------- When people call me out and claim I am a troll, I tend to avoid my usual doctrine where I admit to trolling and exploit their stupidity. This is because if they figure it out on their own, they know to be a little less serious about the matter. Using sarcasm, I can appear less obvious while still remaining offensive. People will wonder "Does he know he is being sarcastic? Is sincere about what he says" and as a result will respond less appropriately to my attacks. ----------------------------------------- Douchebagitis? sorry, i've never heard of it. i bing'd it (google is gay). I guess you can call me a jerk, because i enjoy that title and cherish it with hugs and kisses. Oh, and i don't give a damn about being racist! a black person is a black person I wouldn't be near compared to a black in my life! they're smelly, bony, and have weird shaped heads! oh, and the females have disgusting vaginas! oh, and you're Vladimir Putin? that's cool, because i'm part honeybadger and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! PENNNIIIIISSSSS <=======================================================3----------------------------------------- With this response you can see that he has no amount of reason or rationality left in him and the lulz grow and grow. I also posted his racist remarks on his channel wall. Just to publicly humiliate him. ----------------------------------------- Bing is an exact copy of google you bumbling moron, hence why when google put a fake word in their search engine it came up in Bing. Microsoft had quite a bit of explaining to do. I did not call you a jerk, I called you a douchebag. Its an illness you gain from coming into contact with people from Jersey. I see you are upset with African Americans, probably out of jealousy. Sad that Obama won against your Klan leader? It's ok, there's always 2012. That's alright, I don't really care if people know who I am or not. Just wanted to let you know I'm famous too. And about the last thing you wrote, I'm very glad you are open about your sexuality.----------------------------------------- I posted a pretty standard reply, sarcasm is the best tool of any troll and should be used whenever it can. Just don't make it obvious. 3 Weedanort, MarluXia777 and Snow reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted November 15, 2011 Oh, wow, finally. I needed one of these. ;] 1 Amon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted November 15, 2011 Oh, Fred. I just love to watch you troll. I'd do it too if I had the patience for stupid people. 1 Amon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace326 79 Posted November 15, 2011 I find it funny how its about video games. Video games dont make you cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted November 15, 2011 Thank you Master Troll. I've learned so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Key2Oblivion 37 Posted November 15, 2011 okay, WHY do people bash on others on the internet???? this is so wrong. I never rage when typing out a response, i do NOT sit here all day, and people who use the internet right do not bash other. I like to go on the internet because it is a lot more fun than real life. Also, it's a whole community of people that want to talk to each more often than the average real life conversations. I bet the guy who made this thread has trolled 3 people, failed horribly at two, then posted this cause he was actually successful... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted November 15, 2011 Fredfredbug4 is the ultimate troll. And that's irrefutable. 1 Snow reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted November 15, 2011 LMAO I love this walkthrough! Using the Socratic method so that you can troll people? Genius! You deserve the title of Master Troll, Fredfred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted November 15, 2011 okay, WHY do people bash on others on the internet???? this is so wrong. I never rage when typing out a response, i do NOT sit here all day, and people who use the internet right do not bash other. I like to go on the internet because it is a lot more fun than real life. Also, it's a whole community of people that want to talk to each more often than the average real life conversations. I bet the guy who made this thread has trolled 3 people, failed horribly at two, then posted this cause he was actually successful... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Key2Oblivion 37 Posted November 16, 2011 What's the one rule of the random section? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted November 16, 2011 Teach me!!!!! and NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER! honeybadger don't give a shit! ^The f? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted November 16, 2011 I need to look for a trolling target one day. I just don't know where. Deviantart is good but I might get banned, and I really don't want that to happen. Oh and I wonder what is wrong with that guy anyway? Black people can die in a hole? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted November 16, 2011 What's the one rule of the random section? I just always wanted to use that reaction image. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted November 16, 2011 88% of trolls are 'bad trolls'. The remaining 12% consist of Nathan, AD, Chronic, Fred, SK3 etc. Don't get your hopes up. 1 Amon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
