Nathan 75 Posted November 7, 2009 *i was born with three testicles *they cut off the extra when i was a baby *i also went to afghanistan when i was 7 *and got raped by a 16 year old *i only take the piss out of rape to cover my pain *i have been loyal to a friend *i saw him there *but he didnt stand up for me *and just watched *and i was raped *please dont laugh at me *it hurts *anyway.. *when i returned from afghanistan, the one friend i had *at the time *ignored me *and cut me off *his name was conor *and im still trying to get in touch with him *just to talk to him... *he just ignores me *everytime i try to give him things *he ignores me *and it hurts *to get on with my life after conor's ignoring *i went out with a chick *her name was hpets *she was a bit crazy *and cut herwelf with blades *this caused blood *to stream from her thumb where she had cut a cross into *i stood behind her in shock *as she sliced into her hand *it reminded me of the rape *and it hurt *my butt *when i was raped *hpets decided to hold a party *as everyone thought she was a freak *but i still loved her *and her purple-blue streak down her dark hair *we had ribs *it was nice *she brought her incest cousin along to the party *they sat in an alleyway *and pretended to be hobos *i was afraid *so i left *i later found out *hpets was going out with a fat shit called ttam *he had dark hair *and it was long *this made him look like a transgender gentleman *so i decided to talk to steph *but instead i created an msn account *and i called myself lucy *i talked to ttam *he gave me naked pictures of him and hpets *i was shocked to finally see a naked woman *this caused me to create a website *i thought to myself *"how can i get lots of naked girls to cower all over me" *"how i can be a pedophile, but they will fail to relize that" *i thought of a good site name *it was to be 31hk.com *i grew this site *and with it grew the ammounts of little girls i could stalk *all their vaginas in my face *i was happy *and aroused *every night i was wank for hours on end *the ammount of sperm i lost caused me to lose many kilograms of weight *then i met the one named sseleulc *she also liked to be called annaoj *she made me happy *With a passion *as i have a fetish for little asian girls *i like to dominate them *and molest them *they are nothing without me *but i was to learn *that the christians had taken over annaoj *i could do nothing *besides contine my nights of wanking *i was to set out the next night *and kill all the christians *their beliefs caused great anger in me *as i was an athiest at the time *but i talked to the christians *and they converted me *now i too want to be a christian *and have my way with annaoj *now i am left with my site *31hk.com *and i am happy *i also think that ngisednoraa is hot and i want to have a threeway with him and annaoj Thank you for listening. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 7, 2009 LMFAOO XDD <3 iluu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted November 7, 2009 Allow me to shun you... 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 7, 2009 that was interesting... i'm sure annoj, hpets and ttam will be happily flamming you and this thread very soon 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted November 7, 2009 KK1...you're the best! 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted November 7, 2009 Ooh, I love your descriptive details, Nathan. And the fact that you got raped. 8D 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 7, 2009 Allow me to shun you... LMAO. why? Nathan's wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted November 7, 2009 He makes the most entertaining MSN conversations I've ever been in. 8D 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 7, 2009 LOL Exactly. 8D and he makes some of the more entertaining random threads. No offense to anyone. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zexionrox13 3 Posted November 7, 2009 That was descriptive, creepy but descriptive 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted November 8, 2009 that was interesting... i'm sure annoj, hpets and ttam will be happily flamming you and this thread very soon I dont think annaoj will actually 8D 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron 579 Posted November 8, 2009 I wonder who annoaj is. Such a confusing riddle. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 8, 2009 I wonder who annoaj is. Such a confusing riddle. what about ngisednoraa on the last line 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted November 8, 2009 Hmm. Just can't seem to figure out who those two are. 8D 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 8, 2009 same with nahtan, that is definitely a name created by a master of disguise 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 8, 2009 It's such a puzzling mystery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartless666 14 Posted November 8, 2009 Um..that's saddening. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krizkee 1 Posted November 8, 2009 GAHAHAGAHAGHAGAAHAHAHA, You made my day, sir. *tips hat* 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted November 9, 2009 this was so funny! AHAH! 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartless666 14 Posted November 9, 2009 Wait I actually got sad..it's not real? 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted November 9, 2009 *"how can i get lots of naked girls to cower all over me" *"how i can be a pedophile, but they will fail to relize that" *i thought of a good site name *it was to be 31hk.com how can the story of nathan *cough* leinad not be true?the people ngisednoraa and annaoj/sseleulc are all real. hah. /shotshotshot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xionultima 44 Posted November 9, 2009 lmao! wow Nathan youre the funniest story writer i've ever saw 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clueless 75 Posted November 11, 2009 WHO THE HELL IS ANNAOJ JEEBUS too bad no one named sarah goes on this site haha... haras 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silia Heartz 1 Posted November 11, 2009 o_____o I feel like this is all just one big inside joke.. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted November 11, 2009 Does anyone realize that the names are backwards? It's starting to become a pain :dodgy: Clueless, I typed in annaoj backwards, to find a thread. Gee, isn't Joanna your name? Hmmmm, I don't know....-shifts eyes- .... 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
