ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 5, 2009 TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!! ... see what i mean? silence. i did some thinking, and found out you will NEVER laugh at this joke. so you will get told this joke when you are around 4, and you won't get it. that will happen several times until your 7 or 8, when you will sort of understand the joke. then you'll hear the joke loads more times, but you'll be so tired of the joke you won't laugh people try to make it more exciting by going 'to get to the pork chop shop!'. and by try, i mean fail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borys 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Two chickens meet, each one on the other side of the road. - What are you doing? - I'm trying to get on the other side of this road. - Silly. You are on the other side! Yeah, yeah, don't you die on me laughing x) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 6, 2009 lol, see what i mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartless666 14 Posted November 6, 2009 Um..yea. He obviously crossed the road to get to the other side. DUH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kairi-loves-Sushi 15 Posted November 6, 2009 yeah, i never got this joke. It's just common sense, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted November 8, 2009 i bet the person who created the joke was an old man living in a shed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krizkee 1 Posted November 8, 2009 ^LOLLLLL. I think this joke is coo' beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zexion 4 Posted November 8, 2009 Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect alimony from her baby daddy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zexionrox13 3 Posted November 9, 2009 I bet your right Koolkingdom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigiMoon93 2 Posted November 9, 2009 I KNOWZ! HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO GO TO THE HORRIBLE NEUCLEAR PLANT WHERE HE THEN FELL INTO A BATCH OF NEUCLEAR STUFF AND BECAME SUPER CHICKEN!!! HE THEN WENT ON THIS HUGE ADVENTURE (The 7 DVD set you can find at any local retailer) AND THEN SUPER EVIL CHICKEN WAS DEFEATED AND THEN (since all of the evil was destroyed) NO ONE WANTED HIM SO HE BECAME A MISERABLE DRUNK AND THEN HIS KIDNEY EXPLODED!!! THE END!!!!!! and THAT is why, little ones, you should never trust a chicken! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krizkee 1 Posted November 9, 2009 I KNOWZ! HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO GO TO THE HORRIBLE NEUCLEAR PLANT WHERE HE THEN FELL INTO A BATCH OF NEUCLEAR STUFF AND BECAME SUPER CHICKEN!!! HE THEN WENT ON THIS HUGE ADVENTURE (The 7 DVD set you can find at any local retailer) AND THEN SUPER EVIL CHICKEN WAS DEFEATED AND THEN (since all of the evil was destroyed) NO ONE WANTED HIM SO HE BECAME A MISERABLE DRUNK AND THEN HIS KIDNEY EXPLODED!!! THE END!!!!!! and THAT is why, little ones, you should never trust a chicken! .............. FFFFFFFGHAHAHAGHAHAHAGAHAHAA. KAY SO, YOU WIN THE UNIVERSE. *files for chicken insurance* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigiMoon93 2 Posted November 9, 2009 you might also want to file for Pollo insurance! (in case you must go to Mexico) BTW LEECH!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kairiwilson1 47 Posted February 8, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road, you ask? To get hit by the truck, of course. *shot for bringing up old threads* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwigoqwaga 7 Posted February 8, 2010 He crossed the road because he's a stupid chicken and doesn't even know what a road is and it was in his way of his mindless walking Chickens aren't smart enough to have a purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 437 Posted February 8, 2010 Because he's got no head. I mean, he can't see so he goes where ever he wants. ....Wow that fails lol. BUT there has been chickens who can survive without their head. Can't understand why though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted February 9, 2010 Why did the chicken cross the road, you ask? To get hit by the truck, of course. *shot for bringing up old threads* O.o why did the chicken cross the road? to hack onto my computer and make a joke! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted February 9, 2010 He crossed the road to be fried by a nearby restaurant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwigoqwaga 7 Posted February 9, 2010 Because he's got no head. I mean, he can't see so he goes where ever he wants. ....Wow that fails lol. BUT there has been chickens who can survive without their head. Can't understand why though not for long though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JesusFreak 41 Posted February 9, 2010 Lol no it's "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Cause the Chicken wanted to become roadkill DUH!" Epic fail! I like Wilson's one lol Oooh I've watch a chicken get it's head cut off..It's kinda sick to watch. And then it moved around with out it's head for a while..Never going to that farm again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted February 9, 2010 Lol JF... that Chick ain't ever crossign a road now... *Plays death march* Why did the Chicken cross the road? TO GET IN CELLAS PANTS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted February 10, 2010 Lol JF... that Chick ain't ever crossign a road now... *Plays death march* Why did the Chicken cross the road? TO GET IN CELLAS PANTS! ^ Epic Win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted February 10, 2010 Heh heh,, thank you! What do I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted February 10, 2010 you win a man-eating bear-kirby-hybrid! (''') (@.o) (''') Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted February 10, 2010 OMG PEDO-BEAR! *runs away* *Cowers in the pants* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
