Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 Actually it is YOU! That is right you suck. What do suck exactly? Eggs, mother firetrucking eggs. You suck so much that I, a sucky person in general has come to the conclusion that you indeed suck. Hell I think a black hole has less suction than you. And those things can suck up an entire star system. In fact, scientist have been trying to replicate how much you suck. This led to the creation of prostitutes and roomba automatic vacuums. One sucks up dirt and the other sucks up...erm...sausage And if you thought that the prostitute is the one that sucks on the sausage, you might be a pervert. So, you've found out that you suck... Well your options are quite limited right now. Overall suckiness is impossible to cure and causes more deaths in the world per year than the amount of people killed by beavers. What? Beavers don't kill people? Well what about Tom Willsmoth! He was killed by a beaver! Never heard of him? Well Beavers kill people by going back in time and and shooting the great great ancestor of their victim. Usually the ancestor is killed by getting repeatedly kicked in the balls but beavers sometimes bring along their allies the wood chucks who proceed to chuck wood at the ancestor. Anywho back to you sucking massive eggnog... You have a few options to make yourself a little less sucky. 1. Break all the eggs in your house, thus preventing you from sucking them. 2. Declare war on your neighbors pet ferret. Your neighbor doesn't have a ferret you say? Then buy him one as a gift you greedy bastard, no wonder you suck. 3. Worship me as your God write a story about how much strike through jokes suck 4. Create a list of paradox's to use when the robots take over. I think "I do not suck" would be a good paradox for you. All robots will know that you suck and will thus explode upon hearing that sentence. Making you suck even more because robots are cool. 5. Become a fat drunken loser with no friends or family and sits down on their lard ass drinking their tears after crying for 9 hours about how big a failure they are. Wait what's that? You already do that? Excellent one down. 11 Protoman, Chaosx, Miku Hatsune and 8 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted October 27, 2011 4. Create a list of paradox's to use when the robots take over. I think "I do not suck" would be a good paradox for you. All robots will know that you suck and will thus explode upon hearing that sentence. Making you suck even more because robots are cool. What if I am a robot...SUCKCEPTION. 1 Paranoia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silvia Kuroi 1,480 Posted October 27, 2011 You sir, are either a Troll, (SK3 is better than anyone at trolling) or someone who is trying to make people laugh. You fail at both. 1 Mirr0rVS13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 27, 2011 I... uh... *Craiz* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanitas 127 Posted October 27, 2011 You sir, are either a Troll, (SK3 is better than anyone at trolling) or someone who is trying to make people laugh. You fail at both. Y U NO KNOW FREDFRED? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted October 27, 2011 1 Mirr0rVS13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 You sir, are either a Troll, (SK3 is better than anyone at trolling) or someone who is trying to make people laugh. You fail at both. I try to help people and this is what I get. I'm afraid I can't help you. I have a PhD in Suckology and your diagnosis is so bad you only have 24 hours before you suck so much that you actually choke on your suckiness. I suggest wrapping things up, saying goodbye to friends, spending time with your family, etc. What if I am a robot... SUCKCEPTION. Remember the roomba automatic vacuum? Those are robots too so you still suck. I... uh... *Craiz* It's okay to feel sad sometimes. You may suck and I may be the most awesome person ever, that's how the world works. 2 Space Cowboy and Mirr0rVS13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 27, 2011 It's okay to feel sad sometimes. You may suck and I may be the most awesome person ever, that's how the world works. I will try to be like you. OPTIMISM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protoman 1,974 Posted October 27, 2011 I don't want to suck. I GUESS I WILL MAKE YOU A CAMEO IN MY STORY THEN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superbanana 230 Posted October 27, 2011 You suck so much, fred, that you aren't aware that the gravity of a black hole is infinite, so nothing can possibly suck more than that because it's against the laws of physics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 I will try to be like you. OPTIMISM! Optimism is a right reserved for the non -sucky I don't want to suck. I GUESS I WILL MAKE YOU A CAMEO IN MY STORY THEN. Thank you for the offer, but you still suck. You suck so much, fred, that you aren't aware that the gravity of a black hole is infinite, so nothing can possibly suck more than that because it's against the laws of physics. Only a sucky person will say that. Everyone knows that suckiness is about infinity times 1 kajillion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miku Hatsune 636 Posted October 27, 2011 This is eerily poetic. And so I will break all the eggs in my house. Thank you for showing me the light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 This is eerily poetic. And so I will break all the eggs in my house. Thank you for showing me the light. No problemo. I enjoy going to sleep at night knowing that I've helped someone out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted October 27, 2011 2. Declare war on your neighbors pet ferret. Your neighbor doesn't have a ferret you say? Then buy him one as a gift you greedy bastard, no wonder you suck. But I don't have any neighbors 3. Worship me as your God And I already worship DChuich as my God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 But I don't have any neighbors Then build a house, kidnap someone and put them in it! How hard can it be people? And I already worship DChuich as my God. But does DChuich offer goodies and snacks after the church service is over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted October 27, 2011 Then build a house, kidnap someone and put them in it! How hard can it be people? *smacks head* Duh. I must have brain damage from sucking so bad. But does DChuich offer goodies and snacks after the church service is over? No, but he has lots of sexy times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted October 27, 2011 *smacks head* Duh. I must have brain damage from sucking so bad. It's ok, one small sucky step at a time. No, but he has lots of sexy times But you must remember there is a lot of sucking going on during such a thing. The goal is to make you unsucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted October 27, 2011 But you must remember there is a lot of sucking going on during such a thing. The goal is to make you unsucky. *gasp* You're right! I know nothing anymore! I never realized how sucking ruled my life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted October 27, 2011 I always suspected it, but at least you were nice enough to confirm it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superbanana 230 Posted October 27, 2011 Only a sucky person will say that. Everyone knows that suckiness is about infinity times 1 kajillion. You can't multiply infinity. It's like dividing by 0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted October 27, 2011 MMMMM liver wrust. 1 P50L reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
replika13 455 Posted October 27, 2011 I dont think i suck... i think life sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spenskh89 66 Posted October 27, 2011 I just lost the last 10 min. to this thread. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace326 79 Posted October 27, 2011 You can't multiply infinity. It's like dividing by 0. Thats not infinite. Thats just impossible lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kalnet 1,198 Posted October 27, 2011 I'm sorry to inform you but I only suck t*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
