pokebobhearts 22 Posted October 14, 2011 I'm bored as firetruck so tell me your funniest joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miku Hatsune 636 Posted October 14, 2011 Guess what chicken butt 1 4Everbee reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokebobhearts 22 Posted October 14, 2011 l.........................o.............................l Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted October 14, 2011 Jesus to child: MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD! 1 4Everbee reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superbanana 230 Posted October 14, 2011 The bartender replies "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light." A Neutrino walks into a bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted October 14, 2011 guy walks into a bar ouch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongTheHedgehog 36 Posted October 14, 2011 Guess what what in the butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 14, 2011 There is a man walking on the beach. On his walk, he finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie comes out. "I will grant you 3 wishes" says the genie, "but whatever you wish for, your worst enemy will get double". The man, without thinking, says "I WISH FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!". A suitcase of money appears on the beach next to him. The genie starts "you know have 2 wi-" "I WANT A MANSION!" interrupts the man. Three mansions pop up on the hill. The man asks "Why did I get 3?" The genie replies "You did not, you got 1, and your ex-wife got 2." This made the man very upset. He paced the beach for a while. When he returned to the genie, he held a large stick, and he says to the genie "I wish you would beat me half to death with this stick." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoraKH 793 Posted October 14, 2011 There is a t-shirt saying: I DONT NEED S*X THE GOVERMENT F**KS ME EVERY DAY http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted October 14, 2011 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 14, 2011 A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship over his penis. The bar tender says "What the hell is that?" and the pirate responds "ARR, Its driving me nuts!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokebobhearts 22 Posted October 21, 2011 oh... these are soo.. funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx Xymed 28 Posted October 21, 2011 A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship over his penis. The bar tender says "What the hell is that?" and the pirate responds "ARR, Its driving me nuts!" i... just... l...o...l...'d Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokebobhearts 22 Posted October 22, 2011 I like ur sig funny joke: (making you read this) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted October 22, 2011 Question: How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? Answer: 5000, 1 to hold the bulb and the rest to turn the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokebobhearts 22 Posted January 12, 2012 These jokes have gotten funnier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WerXand-XV 34 Posted January 12, 2012 I saw a leather jacket in the store and thought "Hey, that cool" Then I saw a leather vest and thought "Not so cool" Then I realized, only the sleeves are cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JailXun 27 Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) one of the shortest jokes in history: Man tries to fart but shits Edited May 12, 2012 by JailXun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireRubies1 1,325 Posted May 12, 2012 -knock knock -who's there -I eat mop -I eat mop who? -*giggles* Say "I won a math debate" 5 times fast 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JailXun 27 Posted May 13, 2012 I've got a knock knock joke but you've gotta start Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
