Possible Kairi Injury

[Zenithia 305]

This stems from Namine being backslapped by Larxene in CoM and Re:CoM. Does anybody have that feeling that the same thing will happen to Kairi? Or at the very least, somebody will injure her on purpose or accidental? (One example is trying to help Sora and/or Riku in some way) Thoughts and opinions on this topic.

[Oathkeeper#13 25]

maybe she'll trip on a paopu fruit and brek her leg O-O

[Snow 1,800]

lol She's probably going to fall off Sora's bed.

/shot

[4Everbee 1,365]

i hope somebody bitch slaps her (not a fan of kairi) lol

[Obi-wan 411]

She falls off the tree into the water

[4Everbee 1,365]

She falls off the tree into the water

 

does she die?

YAYZ! lol

[Rob 5,571]

Aqua breaks Kairi's legs fighting over Sora.

[Sora's Baby 729]

owww

[deathrebirthsenshi 279]

Kairi decides to do something with her keyblade and dies against her first shadow heartless.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

i wish everything said here would happen...

[wayfinder823 477]

What the--?? Kairi's not even close to being my favorite character, but why the hate? She isn't that bad. I mean--the first game, half the time she was knocked out, and in KHII she was only in like... six scenes.

I mean--give her a break. She at least TRIED to fight the Heartless. Is it her fault she's not much a fighter? Not everybody is blessed with that kind of talent, and for most it takes years to properly handle a sword. So let's at least give her the benefit of trying. And she ran away from Axle the first time she encountered him, so we can't really blame her for being a damsel in distress and allowing bad things happen to her. She managed to get away at least once. Kairi clearly doesn't have skills, but at least she tries!

 

Okay. Sorry. Back to your question.

Umm.... I can see it happening, and it would be interesting to see. I don't know how Kairi would react... but I can see it happening.

[Hazimie 1,595]

maybe it inflict kairi`s memories,i think that`s the reason why Kairi forget sora......

[waytothexdawnx 1,159]

lmao at these responses

 

i dont love or hate kairi. she's just useless to me right now. in KH1, ass annoying as she was, she at least served a purpose. in KH2 all she did was look confused, flip her hair and become kidnapped. if she's in later games (which im sure she will be) they better give her some damn good skills cuz im sick of her being useless.

 

but, uhh, to answer the question. yea, i can def see something happening to her and everyone has to go rescue her... again.

[4Everbee 1,365]

f*** it i hope namine comes out of now where and kicks kairi's a@@'s(again not a fan of kairi lol)

[roxas-rei 24]

Maybe if we throw water on her, she will melt!!

[SoraKH 793]

Well....

 

Kairi was sitting on a papua tree when suddenly Sora came and asked her to...you know. Kairi was so happy and she tripped on a rock and fell inside the water. Sora saw Namine and kissed her. Kairi was so angry that cameup and started fighting with Namine. Namine kicked kairi in the b**bs and then she broke her leg. Kairi lost balance and fell of the tree then she landed with her head on the rocks and then fell with the tummy in the water. A whale came and swallowed her and then she escaped from the whale's hole. She was thrown very high and then she landed with the teeth onto some rocks. She broke all her teeth and then Riku came and attacked her for revenge because she took Sora apart from him. With the soul eater he "onminslashed" her and then she kicked her in the b**bs. Then he threw on her a 200 kilos rock and he kicked her on the but 678 times. After that Saix came and attacked her for revenge cuz she escaped the dungeon. He broke her hands and her legs. Then Maleficent came and kidnapped her cuz she was one of the 7 prinsesses of light but then Maleficent was scared from her laugh and she throw her in the pit. Mice ate her hair and then a huge wave of poop came and covered her. Whinnie the pooh kicked her on the but cuz she stole his haniey. From the kick she went all the way back to destiny island and landed with her head on the papua tree. The tree fell on her and broke her neck. All the fruits landed in her mouth and then a moskito bit her 9 times. Then sora came and asked : " So do you want to....Oh you know...Kairi? Oh well Aqua has a better tecnique! See ya"

 

This will happen in: Kingdom Hearts that never was. Will be released at the day that never was.

[Zenithia 305]

I have to agree with wayfinder823 and waytothexdawnx in those regards. Why not give Kairi the benefit of the doubt here. I admit she's no Samus Aran of the series, but at least she tries, unlike characters like Princess Peach. (who basically just sits back, eats cake, get kidnapped, gets rescued and repeats) I would like to see Sora and Riku flip when they sees Kairi get hurt on purpose through MX or through some other major enemy figure. Though I personally have nothing for or against Kairi.

[Kelvy 60]

Never knew so many people disliked Kairi o_O I don't see any reason why she should get injured... Unless it contributes to the plot in some major way . The only thing I like about Kairi are her themes and her KH2 outfit.

[4Everbee 1,365]

Kairi comes to the real world...I walk up to her..And bitch slap her.END OF STORY! lol