Steve Jobs is Dead

[superbanana 230]

This is part of his plan to take over the world with androids and stuff. That's why he resigned right before he "died". He's just playing mind games. The aliens will bring him back in a few weeks, so he can start his reign as supreme ruler of the world.

[baylaust 2,531]

While I never really got into Apple stuff (due to my personal belief that Apple was already close enough to taking over the world without my money helping them), I can't deny the impact the company, especially with Steve Jobs at the helm, had on the world.

 

He was a great man, and may he rest in peace.

[Shion 18]

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I just so happen to come from a household who really likes Apple (got iPhone4, iPad, actually don't have a Mac), so this loss is a pretty big blow to us, especially my Dad, who is a VERY big fan of Apple.

Man, I'm watching the latest Apple Conference right now... hard to believe he's dead... hehe, it's kind of weird.

 

Kinda depressing that I was listening to Hope's theme (link for anyone who cares: http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jw7PvKStH4&feature=feedf) while reading the news on yahoo .

 

RIP!

 

That's beautiful... perfectly fits...

[Sora96 17,256]

KaibasWinning Seto Freakin' Kaiba

 

I will now be taking over Apple Corporation. First item of business: the iDuel

 

Via Twitter

 

 

 

 

 

/clap

[MarluXia777 170]

KaibasWinning Seto Freakin' Kaiba

 

I will now be taking over Apple Corporation. First item of business: the iDuel

 

Via Twitter

 

 

 

 

 

/clap

 

That's fricking hilarious, screw the rules, I have money.

[Amon 4,279]

This is part of his plan to take over the world with androids and stuff. That's why he resigned right before he "died". He's just playing mind games. The aliens will bring him back in a few weeks, so he can start his reign as supreme ruler of the world.

 

 

Actually Steve Job's brain was transferred into a super computer at Apple, kinda like Glados. That's why Apple was the first to report on his death.

[Snow 1,800]

D'; Apple's lying.

He is not dead.

[superbanana 230]

 

 

Actually Steve Job's brain was transferred into a super computer at Apple, kinda like Glados. That's why Apple was the first to report on his death.

 

That's not news. People have known that would happen since the I-pad came out.

 

EDIT:

[*Rikku* 90]

He was a great man. I think I will miss him so much... that damn Cancer!

[Rizzyy 736]

dammit double post

[Rizzyy 736]

just like my ipod he died earlier than expected

[superbanana 230]

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?

They got Jobs.

 

This has quickly become the too-soon-joke thread.

[Snow 1,800]

There was a very good trollface meme about this.

"I had the apple guy died.

"R.I.P. Isaac Newton."

[Mirr0rVS13 169]

Let it go people http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png . Yes we know he helped make your Apple products, but countless number of people die each and everyday. He is no different. Recognition can only get you so far.

[Snow 1,800]

This is part of his plan to take over the world with androids and stuff. That's why he resigned right before he "died". He's just playing mind games. The aliens will bring him back in a few weeks, so he can start his reign as supreme ruler of the world.

 

Your theory has been proved wrong.