Begin the purge of all Anti- Bronies!

[Obi-wan 411]

You are messing up with KH fan site, that's why we have a KH flag and a legion of fan girls.

*pushes rixku and feredfred to the fangirls pit*

 

But i'm a fangirl so girls let's get them! *Pulls you where you are slaughtered*

[Exlon 165]

*casts Reflega on KH-Anti-Brony side*

[AlucardSuccessor 19]

...Rixku, you're too late... you're already dead...

[Aru Akise 2,540]

Alright. Let's use Trinity Limit on them!

[DragonMaster 1,166]

So you wish to declare war? Fine, so be it. Don't bother trying to convert me, or imprisoning me, or turning me into glue. No when you ponies finally overcome me, then just end me with your rainbows or horns, or whatever it is you use to fight. Until then, I will use my Ultimate Pony Shank*

and fight you off to my dying breath.

 

*Note, I did not make this weapon.

[superbanana 230]

I think, with $4,000,000,000, we can convert all the anti-bronies into bronies. We just need to pay the TV channel the show is is on for the rights to put my little pony: friendship is magic on every TV channel in the world, then pay every TV channel in the world to show My little pony: friendship is magic.

[matts-grey-zone 12]

Originally this war started out as a way to destroy Bronies.

 

Now we are victorious!

 

The original and oppressive acts of all those who have shown negative feelings to Bronies must not got unpunished! We shall begin the great purge and wipe those who refuse to convert off the face of the earth!

 

But what gives us the right to do this? Well I'll tell you the story, the Xenu story. This is not to be confused with Scientology's bullshit theory. This is the real one...

 

65 Million years ago there was a galactic confederacy of planets and star systems, all lead by the overlord XENU

 

 

 

 

However things were not going well for Xenu. His failure to fix the galactic economy was well known throughout the nation and as a result the people were about to vote him out. Xenu knew that once a ruler is voted out his life is over, so he came up with a plan

 

He decided to round up and kill every alien in the confederacy that he could find.

 

So Xenu's army went forth from planet to planet capturing multiple alien species and froze them using the powers of psychiatry. One of these alien species were the highly intelligent and scientifically advanced Ponies.

 

 

 

 

Ponies fought valiantly but Xenu's space armada was too much for the mighty Ponies. They were frozen and then put inside Xenu's spaceship which kind of looks like a DC9 plane but with Jet Engines. Then the frozen aliens were brought to earth. And placed around the Hawaii volcanoes, then Xenu blew them up with hydrogen bombs! Their souls known as Thetans rose into the sky. But Xenu anticipated this so he built giant Thetan catchers in the sky! The Thetan catchers then transported the Thetans to movie theaters where they watched 3-D films teaching all the lies that we know today. They forgot everything about thier past. After they were brainwashed, the Thetans were released and roamed the earth. There they attached to the bodies of humans and fused with them.

 

You see, the Pony Thetans attached to us which then turned us into the Bronies we are today. The Bronies made many accomplishments in the Ancient era. You know the Sphinx? It's actually a kneeling pony, not a lion. That's just what erosion did to the monment. The Eygptians, Romans, Greeks, all Bronies.

 

You see kids, the Bronies are the master race. We have been responsible for all of mankinds greatest triumphs. However inferior Thetans attached to others causing Anti- Brony feelings. They were upset and jealous by the triumphs so they accociated being a Brony with being a creep and thus Bronies were forced to hide.

 

Until today.

 

With the revolution it is now our goal to rebuild the old glory of Ponyville.

 

If we do so we will obtain a Brighter future! A Stronger Future! A Pony Future!

 

As a result all those that refuse to become a Brony will be relocated to special camps where they will work in hard labor until the Brony comes out of them.

 

HIEL CELESTIA!

 

I will return in part 2

 

BRONIES WARS: RETURN OF THE REAL MEN!!!!

[Obi-wan 411]

*Starts to kill everyone with magic* I got Rixku and she will kill all anti-bronies

[AlucardSuccessor 19]

Well, then try to penetrate my evil shield that repels friendship AND magic! *walks off stage*

[Deadshot 666]

what if you're not against Bronies but you won't become a brony.

[AlucardSuccessor 19]

what if you're not against Bronies but you won't become a brony.

 

You'll be treated like us, the ones against bronies...

[Obi-wan 411]

*Rixku comes and pwn's you to the ground*

[superbanana 230]

I have an Idea! It's a serious Idea this time, too! We should rickroll people, but instead of never gonna give you up, the videos are my little pony episodes.

[Weedanort 8,786]

It's useless.

Xenu was weak.

Weegee is much more powerful.

Surrender now and I'll only take your souls after a month.

 

Obey Weegee, Destroy Malleo.

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Only noobs could turn something so small into a full out shitstorm. We were just having fun, now all of a sudden it's "war". Congratulations, yet again.

[Kaiso 2,764]

what if you're not against Bronies but you won't become a brony.

 

According to Fred:

 

1. Humans admit to defeat.

2. All humans who opposed the Bronies are disposed of.

3. Humans who did not oppose of Bronies are converted into Bronies.

4. Humans who supported Bronies live in peace.

 

Technically since you're one of the awesome people here we could count you as "in support" since you're not really against but you're really neutral... but since you won't become a brony then I guess it would be up to debate by the brony council? But I dunno, I didn't make those.

 

I guess? -- I still don't see how this became a full out war when we really just wanted some fun for once in this forum's poor life. But that's people here for you. Kind of got blown up though tbh. :I

[Cyber Shaman 990]

But you see i have already prepared for this and its time to set my plan to motion. Non-brony war council in a few hours

[superbanana 230]

I'm going to infiltrate the non-brony war meeting and use the magic pony converter nukes.

[Silvia Kuroi 1,480]

Hey...am i late to the party? I brought my Sitar!

[DragonMaster 1,166]

Only noobs could turn something so small into a full out shitstorm. We were just having fun, now all of a sudden it's "war". Congratulations, yet again.

 

Personally, I though the war was for fun also. Though, I guess some people are probably taking it seriously.

 

Though I am still annoyed by ponies being everywhere on the internet.

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

DECEPTICONS! EVERYWHERE!

[Cyber Shaman 990]

Only noobs could turn something so small into a full out shitstorm. We were just having fun, now all of a sudden it's "war". Congratulations, yet again.

 

[Exlon 165]

Hey...am i late to the party? I brought my Sitar!

 

DANCE WATER DANCE!!!

[Amon 4,279]

My my a slave revolt. I'll give you guys two options. You can have your freedom but everything you love (yes even kingdom hearts) will be exterminated. Or you can go back in your cages and I promise you won't be turned into glue (except those who already have)

 

 

According to Fred:

 

1. Humans admit to defeat.

2. All humans who opposed the Bronies are disposed of.

3. Humans who did not oppose of Bronies are converted into Bronies.

4. Humans who supported Bronies live in peace.

 

Technically since you're one of the awesome people here we could count you as "in support" since you're not really against but you're really neutral... but since you won't become a brony then I guess it would be up to debate by the brony council? But I dunno, I didn't make those.

 

I guess? -- I still don't see how this became a full out war when we really just wanted some fun for once in this forum's poor life. But that's people here for you. Kind of got blown up though tbh. :I

 

 

Ocelot would be counted as a person who supports bronies due to his super hero (sorry I don't know who he is) giving a thumbs up towards the Bronies.

 

In all honesty though, I don't know how this whole war came about. I guess people assumed that because they don't like Bronies and others are Bronies they have to go to war. Typical human behavior. I just adapt to situations and overcome them. Putting fictional inferiors into a fictional concentration camp was how I did it.

[Eterna 274]

You don't have the guts to purge me.