Amon 4,279 Posted September 26, 2011 Originally this war started out as a way to destroy Bronies. Now we are victorious! The original and oppressive acts of all those who have shown negative feelings to Bronies must not got unpunished! We shall begin the great purge and wipe those who refuse to convert off the face of the earth! But what gives us the right to do this? Well I'll tell you the story, the Xenu story. This is not to be confused with Scientology's bullshit theory. This is the real one... 65 Million years ago there was a galactic confederacy of planets and star systems, all lead by the overlord XENU However things were not going well for Xenu. His failure to fix the galactic economy was well known throughout the nation and as a result the people were about to vote him out. Xenu knew that once a ruler is voted out his life is over, so he came up with a plan He decided to round up and kill every alien in the confederacy that he could find. So Xenu's army went forth from planet to planet capturing multiple alien species and froze them using the powers of psychiatry. One of these alien species were the highly intelligent and scientifically advanced Ponies. Ponies fought valiantly but Xenu's space armada was too much for the mighty Ponies. They were frozen and then put inside Xenu's spaceship which kind of looks like a DC9 plane but with Jet Engines. Then the frozen aliens were brought to earth. And placed around the Hawaii volcanoes, then Xenu blew them up with hydrogen bombs! Their souls known as Thetans rose into the sky. But Xenu anticipated this so he built giant Thetan catchers in the sky! The Thetan catchers then transported the Thetans to movie theaters where they watched 3-D films teaching all the lies that we know today. They forgot everything about thier past. After they were brainwashed, the Thetans were released and roamed the earth. There they attached to the bodies of humans and fused with them. You see, the Pony Thetans attached to us which then turned us into the Bronies we are today. The Bronies made many accomplishments in the Ancient era. You know the Sphinx? It's actually a kneeling pony, not a lion. That's just what erosion did to the monment. The Eygptians, Romans, Greeks, all Bronies. You see kids, the Bronies are the master race. We have been responsible for all of mankinds greatest triumphs. However inferior Thetans attached to others causing Anti- Brony feelings. They were upset and jealous by the triumphs so they accociated being a Brony with being a creep and thus Bronies were forced to hide. Until today. With the revolution it is now our goal to rebuild the old glory of Ponyville. If we do so we will obtain a Brighter future! A Stronger Future! A Pony Future! As a result all those that refuse to become a Brony will be relocated to special camps where they will work in hard labor until the Brony comes out of them. HIEL CELESTIA! 4 Number XV, Sapphrix (twilight denizen) XV, P50L and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 26, 2011 WE WIN!!! NOW TO BRONIFY THEM! and now we shall start a poke'brony revolution /shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted September 26, 2011 name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"> I'll just uh... be over here...yay bronies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 I was naked yesterday, but now I've got my keyblades. C'mon bronies, I'll ride ya all. 2 P50L and Kaiso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 26, 2011 I was naked yesterday, but now I've got my keyblades. C'mon bronies, I'll ride ya all. GET BACK TO WORK INFERIOR! Or else I will have you sent to the glue factory, or worse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 26, 2011 I was naked yesterday, but now I've got my keyblades. C'mon bronies, I'll ride ya all. GET BACK TO WORK INFERIOR! Or else I will have you sent to the glue factory, or worse! DO WHAT MASTER FRED HAS TOLD YOU HUMAN! *whips* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 Bronies shall not last longer. (oh but you are really hard-to-defeat cute little thingies, eh?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 26, 2011 Bronies shall not last longer. (oh but you are really hard-to-defeat cute little thingies, eh?) SILENCE CANADIAN! *whips again* BACK TO THE MINES WITH YOU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 SILENCE CANADIAN! *whips again* BACK TO THE MINES WITH YOU. Huh...... I'm brazilian..... Well, I'm Sora so I'm from Destiny Islands, but definetly not canadian. But I like Canadian, they're nice. Bronies aren't canadian, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 26, 2011 GET BACK TO WORK INFERIOR! Or else I will have you sent to the glue factory, or worse! Huh...... I'm brazilian..... Well, I'm Sora so I'm from Destiny Islands, but definetly not canadian. But I like Canadian, they're nice. Bronies aren't canadian, right? ...............*turns to fredfred* Sir It's time to send him to the glue factory..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted September 26, 2011 Isn't that a bit too much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 Is the glue factory something from your bonies show? tte, why am I having this talk? I was supposed to finish you. Oh, but my companions are offline. Let's finish this later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 26, 2011 ...Seriously?You guys think you can defeat an army of more than 10 million Prinnies PLUS the army of raging KH fangirls? You're seriously asking for a whoopin'. And actually I would be glad to give such whoopin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 26, 2011 Then tell us. Why is it that they haven't posted on the brony threads? It's basically the same people once you look closely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 ...Seriously?You guys think you can defeat an army of more than 10 million Prinnies PLUS the army of raging KH fangirls? You're seriously asking for a whoopin'. And actually I would be glad to give such whoopin'. Then tell us. Why is it that they haven't posted on the brony threads? It's basically the same people once you look closely Oh, my companions are coming! He's kinda right, we're not that crowdy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 26, 2011 Then tell us. Why is it that they haven't posted on the brony threads? It's basically the same people once you look closely Well, the army of Prinnies isn't allowed to have an account because... well, they ARE 10 million... DChiuch would have one hell of a day, watching all those 10 million accounts appear out of nowhere. And the others are afraid. But the fangirls aren't really taking long. You know how girls are, they take HOURS to get ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 26, 2011 Isn't that a bit too much? You may be correct. Instead of extermination them, why don't we convert them... THROUGH FORCE! I'll grab the doctor gloves! You get the examination table! It's time to see if we can turn a person into a Brony! ............... *turns to fredfred* Sir It's time to send him to the glue factory..... Nope we're doing genetic experiments too. ...Seriously?You guys think you can defeat an army of more than 10 million Prinnies PLUS the army of raging KH fangirls? You're seriously asking for a whoopin'. And actually I would be glad to give such whoopin'. We already won, now get back to work. Move 1000 of these rocks from one side of the camp to the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted September 26, 2011 Well, the army of Prinnies isn't allowed to have an account because... well, they ARE 10 million... DChiuch would have one hell of a day, watching all those 10 million accounts appear out of nowhere. And the others are afraid. But the fangirls aren't really taking long. You know how girls are, they take HOURS to get ready. Im ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exlon 165 Posted September 26, 2011 BOOYAH! WHO DARES INFILTRATE THIS KH SITE WITH SUCH BRONYISM?!?! *whips out Oathkeeper* 1 waytothexdawnx reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 Ha! you've been winning battles, not the war! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 26, 2011 Im ready. Ready for your examination? Perfect! Lets see if we can turn your inferior hair into a superior pony mane! Ha! you've been winning battles, not the war! Battles wins wars! DERP! You seem to naive to experiment on, change that attitude or you will be turned to glue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 *Summons Oblivion and Oathkeeper* How are you gonna turn me into glue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exlon 165 Posted September 26, 2011 *Summons Oblivion and Oathkeeper* How are you gonna turn me into glue? FYI the glue factory is where people used to send horses or ponies that were lame because they were "useless." It's sad. Now the ponies are flipping it on us. But I think were less of a glue-sive material, so I don't get that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted September 26, 2011 Okay Fred, you can send more of them to the glue factory now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted September 26, 2011 Hey, backup here! I can take 1000 heartless, but these ponies aren't weak! *graviga* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
