Cyber Shaman 990 Posted September 25, 2011 *Mafian looking for his "plant "* its mine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted September 26, 2011 *guys comes up with dagger and puts it to my neck dear sir i'm poor and i have no family also i have a gun*pulls gun out and shoots guys brains out*sucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 27, 2011 *A girl pulls out a machine gun* NOOO DON'T KILL ME! I'M A VIRGIN AND I HAVE THREE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted October 1, 2011 *a clown comes up to me with a balloon sword*ahhh a clown*runs around and hits a poll*ahhhh the clown is going to eat me alive*pulls out shot gun*die*shoots clown*save me from the clown*rocks back and fourth sucking thumb* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted October 1, 2011 *girl kicks me in the balls* *squeals* YEP THEIR GOES MY FUTURE CHILDREN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted December 3, 2011 * a demon comes out of nowhere with a small little plastic knife i think i love hell now * shoots the devil and takes the demon home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted December 4, 2011 *A guy flips me off and wants to fight me. Me: I know that you have that finger. And you're going down b**** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted December 10, 2011 fredy crugor: scare contest bitch you don't mess with me*grabs my hair and luaghs* me: *rawr's like a t rex and kills fredy crugor*no one touch's my firetrucking hair bastered*shoots elmo for the fun of it*die motherfiretruckers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted December 11, 2011 Someone pushes me off a cliff. Me: I REGRET NOTHING! 1 Kingdom Sora reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted December 12, 2011 -guy pulls out a chef's knife- Me: What we making tacos? -total denial- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted December 14, 2011 evil persom; give me your firetrucking food bitch me: what was that i'm deaf and i have a bodyguard sick him boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macroxen 32 Posted December 14, 2011 *girl walks by* me; get naked now for im about to die *girl gives odd look* no thanks im good me; sigh, damn bitches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted December 14, 2011 *Some boy wants to rape me.* Hell no meet my little friend the cast iron pan! *Brings out the pan as the boy begins to walk away.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted December 15, 2011 -Random girl gives me the finger- Um hon you want to lose that finger? Then I suggest you put it down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted December 22, 2011 *Man pulls out gun* Me: *Pulls out multiple guns* HECK YEAH LET'S DO THIS! I'M NOT AFRAID OF DYING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted December 26, 2011 Someone points an arrow at me. Me: Please, not an arrow to the knee. 3 Henne, Kingdom Sora and Lexa Infinite reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted December 30, 2011 -An amazon points a halberd at me- -pulls out a machine gun- Screw the pistol, shiot just got real! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted January 22, 2012 *guy pulls out a gun dude you should go for a sword guns are really old swords aren't how about i let you use mine guy: 0___0 your going to kill me aren't you *stabs guys arms to a tree. not kill torment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted January 22, 2012 *guy pulls a gun on me* Me: "So... that thing's loaded, right?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number XV 490 Posted January 22, 2012 A guy tries to rob Me. Me: Sorry sir, I'm only 13. In about 5 years, I'll have a job. Find me then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henne 150 Posted January 22, 2012 *someone tries to rob and then shot me* SO: Give me your money! Me: Ich verstehe kein Wort und habe es auch nicht vor. No, hablo inglés y mi español es muy mal, también! And then I would be kinda dead, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xaryjex 2 Posted January 22, 2012 *Random Guy Pulls Out A Gun* I Scream "Kame Hame Ha" Then Scream "Dance Water Dance." *Then With Little results I run away quickly* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexa Infinite 141 Posted February 27, 2012 *Vanitas and Axel appear* Axel: There's our target. Me:*starts hyperventilating* Vanitas: God, I'm so intimidating. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png Me: *glomps Vanitas* AND I'M NEVER LETTING GO!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Axel: You're on your own, Vanitas. Vanitas: >_< God, GET HER OFF ME!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted March 18, 2012 *rin trys to kill me* me: woah first let me have some kaito rin: ewww you like kaito me: i thought kaito meant ice cream which i would really like right now rin:*stabs me the foot and starts beating the crap out of all the male vocaloids. me: about time kaito gets his ass kicked and man this firetrucking hurts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted March 19, 2012 -Le random otaku comes up to me- Otaku: Y U NO HAVE NARUTO HEAD BAND LIKE ME Me: YO OTAKU GIRL, Y U NO SYMMETRICAL!? Otaku: What is symmetry? Me: .... Otaku: .... Me: You have eight seconds to live... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
