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Kingdom Sora

What would you say in a dangerous situation?

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This game is when someone does something really traumatic like the person pulls out a gun or points a knife at you. Though, heres the fun part, you say something really random like "DON'T SHOOT I'M PREGNANT!" and its a dude xD. Something completely random it can be as long as you can think, though lets not make it a paragraph ;)

 

I'll start

*guy pulls out a gun, points the gun at me and turns it sideways*

HOLY CRAP IS A FREAKING KILL SHOT!!

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*Guy pulls a gun out and points it at me*

"NO DONT KILL ME!!! IM A VIRGIN! THATS WHY I EAT ALOT OF VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I GOT RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!"

 

I can tell what country you're talking about xD.

Well....

Guy gets a knife and approaches me...

I'm TOO YOUNG TOO DIE I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT MY LIFE YET!PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE A NO LIFE FOR THE END OF MY LIFE LET ME BE SOMEONE PLEASE!

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*prepares to fight some random guy*

You're going down, you sad excuse for a person!!!

Random guy: Wait, wait, wait, time out. Is violence really necessary?

Yes, yes it is.

Random guy: Time out, let me get my weap's, in slow-mo!

Wow, the guy is actually in slow-mo. How does he do that?

Random guy: Orange juice, lots and lots of orange juice.

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*A guy pushes me to the ground* Note I did this

What the hell?! *Looks at the guy glaring* That's it your paying for that now I have to wash my white shirt for school *Takes bag with all my books totaling a good ten pounds and hits the guy in the head with it.*

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God, what the hell is that in your hand? a gun? Oh gosh, it's worse than I thought! It's okay, I'll take you home and we'll solve this- It'll be okay, we need a better gun. I'll teach you real taste in weaponry! First, we go to Walmart- You know, they have guns in the corner. You can use that.... thing, you have to break the glass. We can get an AK-47, some shotguns... anything is better than that pistol. Then, I can take you to a shooting practice place near my house, it seems you are unexperienced. After that, we can continue this conversation.

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