Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 25, 2011 This game is when someone does something really traumatic like the person pulls out a gun or points a knife at you. Though, heres the fun part, you say something really random like "DON'T SHOOT I'M PREGNANT!" and its a dude . Something completely random it can be as long as you can think, though lets not make it a paragraph I'll start *guy pulls out a gun, points the gun at me and turns it sideways* HOLY CRAP IS A FREAKING KILL SHOT!! 1 Aqua7KH reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted September 25, 2011 *Guy pulls a gun out and points it at me* "NO DONT KILL ME!!! IM A VIRGIN! THATS WHY I EAT ALOT OF VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I GOT RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!" 1 Kishira reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 25, 2011 *guys gets a hammer out* NOOOOO NOT THAT HAMMER ANYTHING BUT THE HAMMER!! LEAVE MY PRECIOUS THUMBS OUT OF THIS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireVentus 20 Posted September 25, 2011 *Guy pulls a gun out and points it at me* "NO DONT KILL ME!!! IM A VIRGIN! THATS WHY I EAT ALOT OF VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I GOT RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!" I can tell what country you're talking about .Well.... Guy gets a knife and approaches me... I'm TOO YOUNG TOO DIE I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT MY LIFE YET!PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE A NO LIFE FOR THE END OF MY LIFE LET ME BE SOMEONE PLEASE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasKey2DestinyXx 27 Posted September 25, 2011 *Guy pulls out gun and approaches me* -Spins around and kicks his wrist, knocking the gun out of his hand and sending him to the ground.- Stay there. I want you to beg for mercy cause I'm up here and your friggin down there motherf***er. 1 Aqua7KH reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted September 25, 2011 *guy pulls a gun on me* You cant shoot me! My man has TWO JOBS! TWO! 4 Aqua7KH, Kingdom Sora, AnsemTheWise and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demy1077 56 Posted September 25, 2011 *my older sister pulls a knife on me* do it and i'll come back as a clown destiny *my sister runs away screaming 2 Aqua7KH and Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted September 25, 2011 *random freggin creepy girl comes out to me* her: marry, marry, marry, marry, marry... Me: "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!!!!" 1 AverageGoddess reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 5,571 Posted September 25, 2011 *Monster comes attacking the city* ME: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!! [media=''] [/media] 1 Number XV reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 25, 2011 *girl comes up to me and slaps me for no reason* Oh this so going on my Death Note! when I get one... 1 Kingdom Sora reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 25, 2011 *guy pulls out a mace and starts to twirl it around* OH DAMN IT HE BROUGHT THE MIDDLE AGES BACK!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 25, 2011 *people gang up on me in a dark alley* ...THE POWER OF SARDINES!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 25, 2011 *a random girl comes and throws a rock at my stomach* OW! THEIR GOES MY APPETITE!! THANK YOU RANDOM GIRL!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SummerRain 185 Posted September 25, 2011 *random person burns my house down GREAT NOW IM A HOBO 1 Kingdom Sora reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted September 25, 2011 *guy burns down the forest behind my house* NOOO NOW WHERE WILL I HIDE FROM CHORES!!!! *notices said that out loud* CRAP I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 25, 2011 *cute 6-10 year old girl passes by me* That girl is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!! I wish I could take her home and... *notices that I'm inside a bus and said it out loud* ...Crap... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Transcendent Key 12,109 Posted September 25, 2011 *prepares to fight some random guy* You're going down, you sad excuse for a person!!! Random guy: Wait, wait, wait, time out. Is violence really necessary? Yes, yes it is. Random guy: Time out, let me get my weap's, in slow-mo! Wow, the guy is actually in slow-mo. How does he do that? Random guy: Orange juice, lots and lots of orange juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted September 25, 2011 *A sexy lady pull out a wip* Lady: You've been a bad boy Me: I've been VERY bad Lady: Show me what you got Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted September 25, 2011 *A guy pushes me to the ground* Note I did this What the hell?! *Looks at the guy glaring* That's it your paying for that now I have to wash my white shirt for school *Takes bag with all my books totaling a good ten pounds and hits the guy in the head with it.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Shaman 990 Posted September 25, 2011 Why you soo agressive-mon? NOOOO mon! I have my own bag mon! What is dis? What kind of Hippy are you mon!? 63$ my ass mon! *Jamakin hippy offers me mans favorit plant* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted September 25, 2011 *A hippy pushes my because i'm not wearing a peace sign* *Glares and pushes it in a muddle puddle* Take that Hippy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J. Severe 1,137 Posted September 25, 2011 The top part of my sig was made for this thread~ 1 Kinode reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted September 25, 2011 God, what the hell is that in your hand? a gun? Oh gosh, it's worse than I thought! It's okay, I'll take you home and we'll solve this- It'll be okay, we need a better gun. I'll teach you real taste in weaponry! First, we go to Walmart- You know, they have guns in the corner. You can use that.... thing, you have to break the glass. We can get an AK-47, some shotguns... anything is better than that pistol. Then, I can take you to a shooting practice place near my house, it seems you are unexperienced. After that, we can continue this conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlucardSuccessor 19 Posted September 25, 2011 *girl walks up to me and confesses her love* YES! IT'S OVER 9000! 1 Macroxen reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted September 25, 2011 *guy demands me for my money* Well hello there. *gets out mallet* now what was it that u wanted again???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
