Amon 4,279 Posted September 21, 2011 I've been thinking... Money is constantly in circulation, a penny from the 1970s could of been used by a vietnam veteran or a dollar from 2007 could of been used to wipe the tears from sad investors. So in theory, there is a very high probability that I will eventually own a dollar from each person reading this thread whether they know about it or not. I decided to save you guys the trouble of having to deal with that whole "its a small world" bull crap and now you all owe me a dollar. I'm firetrucking serious, I want a dollar from all of you and I will not be satisfied until I get it. See these cute things? Wouldn't it be unfortunate if I was driving a truck at the sad moment these guys were crossing the street? Well I will have to take a career in trucking if I don't get my money. So think about it, not only do you save yourself the trouble of doing it later, but you also save puppies from an accident! It's a win-win! So give me my firetrucking dollar now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted September 21, 2011 heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted September 21, 2011 firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it. Pffffffffffffffffffffft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
echo 69 Posted September 21, 2011 heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you. I agree, so we are even then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted September 21, 2011 I agree, so we are even then Me as well and also *Takes one of your dollars and grabs the dogs* 1 echo reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted September 21, 2011 i may owe you a dollar but you will never get a cent from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted September 21, 2011 firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it. Pffffffffffffffffffffft. There Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keystrike 145 Posted September 21, 2011 I am not convinced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted September 21, 2011 heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I could not have said it any better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 21, 2011 heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you. Well yeah, but then theres a high chance I get that dollar back! Now you just made everyone owe me two dollars! Mwhahaha! firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it. Pffffffffffffffffffffft. This would be useful when scamming people in Third World Countries, thanks a bunch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted September 21, 2011 Well yeah, but then theres a high chance I get that dollar back! Now you just made everyone owe me two dollars! Mwhahaha! I subvert your logic and use it to my own ends. The money you seek is already yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted September 21, 2011 Do you accept €? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superbanana 230 Posted September 21, 2011 firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it. Pffffffffffffffffffffft. Dude! I was eating potato chips when I read that! I just almost choked to death! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 21, 2011 I subvert your logic and use it to my own ends. The money you seek is already yours. I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted September 21, 2011 I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it! Again, do you accept €? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikunobodyxiii 700 Posted September 21, 2011 I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it! Fair enough. I could email you the dollar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted September 21, 2011 Pffffft, you threaten me with puppies? Puppies are my worst enemy, so you'll be doing me a favor! > Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 21, 2011 Again, do you accept €? Sure, but you would have to give me the equivalent of 1 USD. Fair enough. I could email you the dollar. Digital transactions could be problematic if you don't use paypal. Pffffft, you threaten me with puppies? Puppies are my worst enemy, so you'll be doing me a favor! > What if I told you one of those puppies would cure cancer, bring world peace, and release KH3? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rodman 22 Posted September 22, 2011 You need to calm down. We are too broke to give you a dollar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 22, 2011 You need to calm down. We are too broke to give you a dollar. I don't care for your needs peasant, I want my dollar even if it is the only one you have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted September 22, 2011 I don't care for your needs peasant, I want my dollar even if it is the only one you have. OKAY OKAY.... *gives 2 quartos and 5 dimes* D8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted September 22, 2011 What if instead, I gave you Sora96 wrapped in a nice package for you to use as your own personal Aussie slave historian so you can torture him by forcing him to watch everything American know all about the fascinating sports that are played in his homeland? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted September 22, 2011 What if instead, I gave you Sora96 wrapped in a nice package for you to use as your own personal Aussie slave historian so you can torture him by forcing him to watch everything American know all about the fascinating sports that are played in his homeland? That's worth more than any amount of money on earth! I'll take it! 1 Kaiso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted September 22, 2011 Do you want a R$ instead? You'll never get Brazilian currency! Mwahahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites