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RoxSox    3,593

RoxSox
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Leet is so teh best?

I think thats what that means...

Im not sure

Maybe not

are u still reading this?

[spoilers] [spoilers/]

Poooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp

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Friend    81

Friend
Posted

Ring around the rosies

Pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

 

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head

Into my childhood they're spoonfed

Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real

Look at the pages that cause all this evil

 

One, two, buckle my shoe

Three, four, shut the door

Five, six, pick up sticks

Seven, eight, lay them straight

 

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down

London bridges falling down, my fair lady

 

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone

This old man came rolling home

. . . this old man came,

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow!

 

 

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow!

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow!

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow!

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool

Mary had a little lamb!

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

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Deadshot    666

Deadshot
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An apple a day

Sends the doctor away

 

Apple in the morning

Doctor's warning

 

Roast apple at night

Starves the doctor outright

 

Eat an apple going to bed

Knock the doctor on the head

 

Three each day, seven days a week Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek

 

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the cat

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the cow with the crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the maiden all forlorn,

That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the man all tattered and torn,

That kissed the maiden all forlorn,

That milked the cow with the

crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,

That married the man all tattered and torn,

That kissed the maiden all forlorn,

That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the cock that crowed in the morn,

That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,

That married the man all tattered and torn,

That kissed the maiden all forlorn,

That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built.

 

This is the farmer sowing the corn,

That kept the the cock that crowed in the morn,

That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,

That married the man all tattered and torn,

That kissed the maiden all forlorn,

That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

That tossed the dog,

That worried the cat,

That killed the rat,

That ate the malt

That lay in the house that Jack built

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Friend    81

Friend
Posted

The bass, the rock

The mic, the treble

I like my coffee black

Just like my metal

 

The bass, the rock

The mic, the treble

I like my coffee black

Just like my metal

 

I can't wait for you to knock me up

In a minute, minute

In a firetruckin' minute

 

I can't wait for you to knock me up

In a minute, minute

In a second

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

 

The bass, the rock

The mic, the treble

I like my coffee black

Just like my metal

 

The bass, the rock

The mic, the treble

I like my coffee black

Just like my metal

 

I can't wait for you to knock me up

In a minute, minute

In a firetrucking minute

 

I can't wait for you to knock me up

In a minute, minute

In a second

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

 

I don't find it funny right now (right now)

Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)

I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

 

I don't find it funny right now (right now)

Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)

I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

 

Because the brink, the brink, the brink

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

 

I can't wait for you to shut me up

And make me hip like bad ass

I can't wait for you to shut me up

Shut it up

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ObsidianEagle    103

ObsidianEagle
Posted

She's got a smile that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories

Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face

She takes me away to that special place

And if I'd stare too long

I'd probably break down and cry

 

Oh, Oh, Oh

Sweet child o' mine

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Sweet love of mine

 

 

She's got eyes of the bluest skies

As if they thought of rain

I hate to look into those eyes

And see an ounce of pain

Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place

Where as a child I'd hide

And pray for the thunder

And the rain

To quietly pass me by

 

Oh, Oh, Oh

Sweet child o' mine

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Sweet love of mine

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Sweet child o' mine

ooooh yeah

woaaaaaaah

Sweet love of mine

 

Where do we go?

Where do we go now?

Where do we go?

Oh, Oh, oh

Where do we go?

Ohhhhhh,

Where do we go now?

Where do we go?

sweet child

Where do we go now?

Oh, ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

Where do we go?

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Sweet child,

Sweet Child of mine.

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Friend    81

Friend
Posted

Raindrop hits the leaf changing it's position slightly on the street

next to polls of monotonous waters He walks Slipping feet from

steps at random He falls

 

In the space of between his body and the ground

comets cast off their names stellar neurones misfire

 

Witnesses

inhale the seed

and spit out a million branches

 

Buds abloom in all directions

from which events occur

relations and virused meetings

catch fire and explode

In the margin of butterfly wings

entire cycles of evolution

outplayed and faded

sparked away back into

vacuum-filled nirvana

 

Between the two of my eyes

feverish fractal scar

Dance like they were on drugs

peyote labyrinth re-mapped exits

A hasty blink

and a million life-to-comes

will never be the same

as they never were

 

In the kinetic energy of a moving fist

lies a birth-machine for a parallel universe

 

With the first movement in organic scap

came a bouquet of alternative answers

all different multiplied and re-divided

 

Coded in the spinal cord of a trilobite

written between the legs on the Meganeura

suburban city maps and dormant dictator semen

marked their way through time

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