Spam Thread - Anything goes

[Larxene12 86]

 

stop hating on the spider

 

it deserves it!......

*puts up a sign*

 

 

NO SPIDERS OR SPIDER LOVERS ALLOWED IN MY SUPER AWESOME CLUB HOUSE

 

[Deadshot 666]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

You're as charming as an eel.

Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders,

You've got garlic in your soul.

Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

[xionultima 44]

today on my way to the insaneasylum I wathed a banana kill a duck and at it then a monkey came and it ran away then the monkey was eatin by a horse .....

[Larxene12 86]

BY THE WAY IT IS RABBIT SEASON

NO DUCK SEASON

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU VEXEN SEASON!

*gets 456456 flame throwers*

MUWHAHAHAH

[qwigoqwaga 7]

O_O drunken spiders...interesting....

 

OMG I LOVE HEDGEHOGS! they're suicidal and so cute

[zexionrox13 3]

IZ BE A CACTUS

 

"Awww, look at all the chinchillas!"

*5 year old walks up*

"No. They're chinillas"

"No sweety, it's chinchilla"

"No. It's CHINNILA"

"okay fine whatever. look at all the chinillas

[Heartless666 14]

Lmao I love this thread!!!! Hahaha oh boy..

 

My pokemon cards bring all the kids to yard

They're like wanna trade cards?

Dam right

I'll trade cards

But not my Charizard

[Deadshot 666]

want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!" "So much talking, want more eating, meow meow meow meow please please feed me. or "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowwwwww; meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow!"

[Heartless666 14]

^^ proof that people are insane. When you start singing a song about cat food you have lost it

 

I HAVE SUCH A DAM HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!

[Luzzekatt 76]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Hippos 8D

[Deadshot 666]

^^ proof that people are insane. When you start singing a song about cat food you have lost it

 

I HAVE SUCH A DAM HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!

 

thank you is not every day you get called insane

[qwigoqwaga 7]

But that's the most awesome cat food song ever!

[Deadshot 666]

i know it's awsome right what's a better jingle then that

[Heartless666 14]

I hate jingles haha.

[Luzzekatt 76]

FEAR NOT! WE SHALL ALL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA! 8D

[Larxene12 86]

OKAY WHAT EVA U SAY LUZZE!

I WILL BE GIVING RUSSIA TO A FAT KID IN MY CLASS WHO CALLS ME A HOE AND A BITCH EVERTIME I LAUGH AT MY FRIEND'S JOKE B/C THERE ABOUT HOW FATE HE IS

and so we made a song for him! :

Jiggle fat jiggle fat jiggle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to jiggle, jiggle myyy fat!

Jigglign threw the snow, while jumping! OOPS I CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!

ok, im bored su yeah

[Cellar Door 652]

in soviet russia your fat jiggles you!

[Larxene12 86]

LOL ! i shud tell him that on monday! 83

[Heartless666 14]

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP IT UP!!!!

[Rixam 1]

RAWWW RAAAAWWW RAAAAAWWWWW ;D

[Yarr 3]

OKAY SO ONCE I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I SAW THIS GUY IN A BLACK COAT AND I SAID HEY GUY IN BLACK COAT MAN WHO ARE YOU AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID YOUR FATHER AND I SAID OH AND THEN HE SAID OK AND THEN I LEFT AND THEN I WENT TO BUY SOME HOTDOGS AT THE GROCERY STORE AND THIS GUY SAID HEY ARE YOU BUYING HOTDOGS AND I SAID YEAH AND THEN HE SLAPPED THE HOTDOGS OUT OF MY HANDS AND I SAID HEY WHY DID YOU DO THAT MEANIE FACE AND THEN HE KICKED ME IN MY CROTCH SO I FELL AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER I RECOVERED AND WENT HOME AND WATCHED TELEVISION AND THEN WONDERED WHY DO THEY CALL IT TELEVISION SO I WENT TO RADIOSHACK AND ASKED WHY THEY CALL TELEVISION TELEVISION AND HE SAID I DONT KNOW HEY MAN ARE YOU ON SOMETHING AND I SAID IM NOT SURE AND THEN I RAN IN CIRCLES SINGING JINGLE BELLS.

 

 

Lol, smart people should not believe me.

[RoxSox 3,593]

"DOING THIS FOR THA HUNDRETH TIME... HAND GRENADE PINS IN EVERE-EE LINE... THROW IM' UP AND LET SOEMTHING SHINE!! GOING OUT OF MY ****ING MIND! FILTHY MOUTH! NO EX-SCUSE, FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO HANG THIS NOOSE"

[Friend 81]

ARE YOU MY MOMMY ???

[RoxSox 3,593]

WHAAAAAATTTT IVVVVEEEE DDOOOOOOONNNNEEEEE

[Friend 81]

WERES MY MONETYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy [bANGS ON YOUR WINDOW]