Anime prank call randomness

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank Caller: this is 911 what is the state of your emergency?

Me: HELP I LOST MY DEATH NOTE AND I WANT TO WRITE YOU NAME IN IT!!

Prank Caller: uhhhhhh what and why?

Me: Because your annoying me

*hangs up*

[demy1077 56]

prank caller:*calls me

 

me: hello who is this

 

pc:can you tell me where soul and blackstar live

 

me: hey asura aren't you supposed to be dead

 

asura : how did you know

 

me: i heard it from some people

 

asura: danmit*hangs up

 

why is it funny freaking people out

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank caller: Hello do you have any Axe body spray?

Me: SOUL HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER YOUR A FREAKING STALKER?!

Prank caller: huh?

*hangs up*

[WolfTheDemon 414]

Me: *Calls KS* *Imitates Justin Bieber* Hey this is JB!

 

KS: DOUCHEBAG!DOUCHEBAG!DOUCHEBAG!

 

Me: SHUT UP MIGIT!

 

KS: STU-

 

*hangs up*

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank caller: Hey this is Mello

Me: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prank Caller: Mine!

Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU MELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hangs up*

[demy1077 56]

blackstar:*calls me

 

blackstar*i shall surpass god

 

me:no if i can kick your butt blackstar you will never surpass go

 

blackstar: i will to and come beat me up if you dare

 

me:*runs toi where blackstar is and kicks his butt*you just got beat up by a girl

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank caller: Hello I'm the world

Me: SPIRIT STOP CALLING ME DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT MAKA AND SOUL ARE DATING!!!!

Prank caller: I WILL NOT!!!!!

Me: YOUR NAME .... MY DEATH NOTE ....... 60 SECONDS!!!

*hangs up*

[WolfTheDemon 414]

*calls Vanitas*

Me: Kingdom Sora said you're a asshole.

 

Vanitas: WHAT!?

 

Me: It's true.

 

*hangs up*

[demy1077 56]

*prank caller calls

 

me: hello patty

 

patty: how did you know

 

me: i got caller id and call me again me telling ks to put your name on the deathnote so unless its important don't call me

 

patty: ok *hangs up

 

wow shes not smart

[4Everbee 1,365]

Me"Zero y u so emo?"

Zero"Who is this?"

Me"Y u want to kill your love?"

Zero"Who is this?!"

Me"it..Dark sora and kingdom sora BYE"

*Hangs up*

[Sapphrix (twilight denizen) XV 30]

Me: Hey, ezio?

Them: Excuse me?

Me: HURRY THE TEMPLARS ARE AFTER YOU!!!!

[coolfresh1224 10]

me:ready

them: what

me:LET

them: who is this

Me: IT

them: i dont like where this is going

Me:RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

them: yeah ok so i'm hanging up now but uh... thank... for that.. or what ever.....

 

 

prank calling your mom at age seventeen can be pretty weird......

[Kirie 3,489]

sora:hello?

vanitas: hey remember what we did last night?

sora: WTF!!

vanitas:yeah you told me to call me

sora: *hugs up*

vanitas: hahaha!!! SHE FELT FOR IT!!...wait...OMG THIS IS SORA!!! ....HE SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL!!!

[DarkmoonTenshi 22]

Prank caller: Hello?

Me: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO TINY HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE IF HE GETS BURIED HE DOESN'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF A MOLECULE OF WATER?!

Prank caller: ....

*hangs up*

[Weedanort 8,786]

Someone: Hello?

Me: Baka! The Yakuza want your money!

*Hangs up

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank caller: you got chance for a 5?

Me: NO RIKU I WILL NOT GO INTO THE DARKNESS!!!!

Prank caller: BUT ITS SO MUCH FUN!! ..... wait a second how did you know!?!

Me: Dumb ass caller Id you prank call me all the time I just added you to my contacts.

Prank caller: DAMN IT GO TO THE DARK!

*hangs up*

wow Riku is not smart

[demy1077 56]

*natsu calls me

 

natsu: hey lucy

 

me:lucy

 

natsu: ya i'm lucy

 

me: O___O but your natsu

 

lucy: i was lying

 

me:*hangs up and goes to freacked corner

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Prank Caller: I need some milk

Me: SUBJECT THE SYMMETRY!

Prank Caller: I'm more of a asymmetrical person

Me: YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON!

*hangs up angrily*