AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 11, 2011 If you are here to participate in the testing for injecting praying mantis DNA into a human, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the tests have been cancelled. The bad news, however, is that you will now be fighting an army of mantis-men. Please grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You will know when the test begins... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimmjow 839 Posted August 11, 2011 Firetruck yeah! Earth Defense Force! Dibz on the Sniper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkchaser 788 Posted August 11, 2011 but my mom said im not allow to fight mantis-men after dark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimmjow 839 Posted August 11, 2011 Then wait until she got devoured by the mantis-men. Then you can fight after dark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApprenticeofKingMickey 3,689 Posted August 11, 2011 D: Where's Superman, Batman and Spider-Man when we need them? Why are there so many songs about rainbows? AND WHY ARE MANTIS-MEN BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HOUSE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkchaser 788 Posted August 11, 2011 D: Where's Superman, Batman and Spider-Man when we need them? Why are there so many songs about rainbows? AND WHY ARE MANTIS-MEN BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HOUSE? i say we need fire and lots of it *grab matches and set stuffs on fire* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimmjow 839 Posted August 11, 2011 Shit just got real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silvia Kuroi 1,480 Posted August 11, 2011 Thats why we need to inject other creatures DNA into people, so we can fight the Mantis-Men menace! WHOS WITH ME?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matts-grey-zone 12 Posted August 11, 2011 this statement is false!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 11, 2011 And did I mention that everyone who participates in this study gets... $60?! Aperture Laboratories thanks you for your time, and for helping to advance mankind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectrum of Life 188 Posted August 11, 2011 When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your d@%^ lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! 1 AnsemTheWise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnsemTheWise 1,114 Posted August 12, 2011 When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your d@%^ lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
