Crush-A-Wish

[Crown Unlimit 234]

Granted, but I stole that piece of genius from you

 

I wish I could have some sea salt ice cream

[Imoore4 687]

Granted, but instead you got liver Ice-Cream instead!;D

 

I wish it wasn't so rainy today.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted. In the Mojave Desert.

 

I wish I had a coat with pockets that are bigger on the inside.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but the pockets are only slightly bigger.

 

I wish to become a Genie.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you are stuck reliving The Arabian Nights forever.

 

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Slenderman.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted but Cerberus eats it for his snack.

 

I wish I could defy NOMURALOGIC.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but Nomuralogic will still win.

 

I wish to see what the world will be like in 50 years.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted but then the world gets angry and throws you to the moon.

 

I wish I could see Roxas's happy ending.

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[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you're going to have to wait a few years for that to happen.

 

I wish I had a ton of chocolate.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but the chocolate one big wad that weighs a ton.

 

I wish for something.

[Zola 3,038]

Something Old? Something New? Something Borrowed? Something Blue?

 

 

I wish I could understand every language.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted but you can never speak again.

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 would come out already.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but the game is Japan only.

 

I wish for a private jet.

[Keyblade Master Xoncron 499]

Granted, but you crash onto a deserted island with no internet.

 

I wish I wash in the red lantern corps.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted but you wash up on Destiny Islands instead.

 

 

I wish I could BE A POKEMON MASTER~~!

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but now tons of other Pokemon will try to kill you.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

Granted but it's a broken telephone.

 

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts would stay on ONE console.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, every KH game is now on the GBA.

 

I wish I had a magic picnic blanket that delicious food would appear on every time I laid it out.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, it's only a small portion of food.

 

I wish I could go inside of my computer and walk around websites.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but you are susceptible to viruses.

 

I wish for a chocolate lava cake.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, but your arms melt off.

I wish for my drawing to be done.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but it is only visible to you.

 

I wish I could write a book in 10 seconds.

[Zola 3,038]

Granted, but it's a book for first graders who are learning to read.

 

I wish that I really did have backwards luck.

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted, you now have bad luck.

If you Sora to be real.

[Weiss 8,279]

Granted, but Sora dies.

 

I wish for everyone to smile!