Crush-A-Wish

[WerXand-XV 34]

Granted, I nailed it to the back of your skull

 

I wish for my next wish to not be messed with

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. You wished to be married with Justin Bieber.

 

I wish for nachos.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted but they are eaten by everyone but you

 

I wish for summer to never end

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted, but now you must live the same day over and over again.

 

I wish that the annoying dog sitting next to me could go live somewhere else.

[Kirie 3,489]

Granted: the dog raped you.

 

I wish I can cook.

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted. The only thing you learned how to cook is fried lion butt.

 

I wish I could win every argument that I ever got in.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Ertyx

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: you can only argue with yourself

 

I wish i was a superhero

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: You're superpower is constant explosive diarrhea. (How is that a superpower you may be wondering? The fact that you can survive constant explosive diarrhea, is amazing.)

 

I wish this dog would stop raping me.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: the dog is now eating you

 

I wish to be human

[*nox* 32]

Granted, but you are a socially unacceptable human, and are disposed of by the government

 

I wish pokemon were real.

Edited May 31, 2012 by *nox*

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: But, they got smart and stopped caring whether people catch them. Then they begin the Pokemon Apocalypse.

 

I wish Pokemon weren't real anymore. Thus, I saved the world!

[darkchaser 788]

Granted but digimon becomes real

 

I wish digimon wasnt real

Edited May 31, 2012 by darkchaser

[*nox* 32]

Granted, but Digimon were never evil, so... you just crushed the world's happiness by taking away our digital monsters

 

I wish I hadn't picked the watermelon ringpop

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: Here's a poop-flavored ringpop. Maybe, that'll teach you to be happy with what you got.

 

I wish people weren't so spoiled.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Ertyx

[FireRubies1 1,325]

Granted.

a whole birch of rich kids died and you're a suspect.

 

I wish someone would spoil the KH3D ending right here on this thread but have it hidden

 

I wish to have a boyfriend owo (can't wait to see how this turns out)

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: Turns out to be a girl, in disguise.

 

I wish I was funnier.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted this is you

 

I wish for fun

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

 

yea i know just so funny

 

Granted you get sent back in time and the game kills you

 

I wish you were a bender

[FireRubies1 1,325]

-I had a brain fart and typed this-

Edited May 31, 2012 by FireRubies1

[Queen Tery 4,591]

yea i know just so funny

 

Granted you get sent back in time and the game kills you

 

I wish you were a bender

 

Granted: I became a bender as according to British slang which means "homosexual." Shit!

 

I wish I was straight, again. (Although, if I were to suddenly become gay, I guess I wouldn't wish that upon myself. lol Oh well.)

 

Dude....you ruined my post! lmao

Edited May 31, 2012 by Ertyx

[FireRubies1 1,325]

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

 

Granted. Darkchaser now has a copy of English KH3D that was released early.

 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend (bisexual, suck it 8D)

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Granted: This girlfriend is extremely hot, funny, and intelligent. She is every guys dream girl, she loves video games, anime, and never nags. She'll even let you win at COD. (huh! huh!) But, then after 3 years of dating her and you finally propose to her, she tells you she's already engaged.......to your dad. Go cry, it's okay, she won't judge.

 

I wish I could be fit, without working out.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted you become a jock

 

i wish i knew why i am still awake at this time

Edited May 31, 2012 by darkchaser

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. You don't want to sleep.

 

I wish to have slept tonight.