Crush-A-Wish

[darkchaser 788]

granted: you cant move

 

i wish to share a banana sundae with aqua

[Kirie 3,489]

Granted: She licked you face

 

I wish i couldn't talk.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. You can't insult people now.

 

I wish to have a mystical theme.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: but it is invisible

 

i wish it was july 31th 2012

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. The world is gone.

 

I wish to be The Tricky.

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Granted, you got Rick-Rolled by the Joker

 

I wish I could learn Japanese faster!

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: you are now blind

 

I wish for awesome dance moves

[Yang 1,859]

granted but you break your legs while doing them.

 

I wish for kh3 to come out for ps3 today in English and Japanese.

Edited April 14, 2012 by Impersisfluff

[darkchaser 788]

Granted, but your ps3 is dead

 

I wish i was the CEO of Square Enix

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Granted, you die of stress

 

I wish I could at least read Japanese

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. You can read the inscription of a Sake bottle (even I find that one lame )

 

I wish to fuse with somebody.

[Crashrobot55 238]

granted you fuse with the person u hate most

 

i wish school doesn't open on Monday

Edited April 14, 2012 by crashrobot55

[Junko 2,815]

Granted but life isnt fair

 

I wish i didnt have to do testing next week

[Kirie 3,489]

Granted: Your killed your teacher

 

I wish I was brs

[Junko 2,815]

Granted but other fangirls would fight you in order to be her

 

I wish i had a scythe

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: you poke your eye out

 

I wish for this comment to be liked

[Crashrobot55 238]

granted: it was dis-liked

 

i wish to become the owner of square enix

[Junko 2,815]

Granted but nobody will like it anymore

 

I wish the stupidity would go away in the world

Edited April 14, 2012 by Gumi

[Crashrobot55 238]

granted but now everybody is smarter than u

 

i wish to have more wishes

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted but everyone crushes your wishes.

 

I wish for ice.

[darkchaser 788]

Granted: you get ice puns. that was an ice wish

 

i wish for it to be summer break

[Crashrobot55 238]

granted its summer when u die

 

i wish i could fly like an angel

Edited April 14, 2012 by crashrobot55

[Sora's Baby 729]

Granted but means your dead.

 

I wish fire puns.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted, BURN BABY BURN!

 

I wish to sleep more.

[Kirie 3,489]

Granted: Your sleeping beauty

 

I wish i have a gun.