XIIISwords 1,059 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted but they all get bated to death. I wish I wasn't sick. Granted, but now you're dead (death was by suffocation by Slowbros). I wish that Edward Cullen was dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi-wan 411 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted he becomes a ghost and kills you. I wish I couldn't die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted, but you still age and eventually turn into living dust. I wish that Xemnas was really spelt Mansex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted. Lame jokes about it appeared. I wish to play Portal 2 in 2D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vivi111 111 Posted March 2, 2012 Granted, But Companion cube is now companion square and that's just stupid. i wish for for a dam kh theme iPhone 4 cover Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 2, 2012 Granted. It sucked. I wish to have adjustable drumsticks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted. But they broke when you adjusted them. I wish to be a Pokemon master. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XIIISwords 1,059 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, your a Muk and your a master. I wish that William Faulkner never wrote "As I Lay Dying" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. Super Kami Guru wrote it. I wish to create a meme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted but the meme will murder u within 2 days I wish to have another sheet of paper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. You gave it to a friend. I wish to have a Pikachu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xoncron 499 Posted March 14, 2012 Granted! However, it electrocuted you! I wish I was part vampire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. You died when you saw the sunshine. I wish to make a Windows remix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junko 2,815 Posted March 14, 2012 Granted but i broke it I wish pedo bear could hug everyone else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, you became everyone else I wish I was a kite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xoncron 499 Posted March 16, 2012 Granted! You got stuck in a tree! I wish I were a timelord like the ones from Doctor Who! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P50L 610 Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, but you age within every travel. I wish I was able to use Paradigms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Always 309 Posted March 17, 2012 Granted, but all your Paradigms consist only of Rapid Growth, so you'll never win a battle again. I wish I had less homework. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted but the less homework is harder than the large homework I wish I had a Pikachu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted but you died two seconds later. I wish ugly was the new pretty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SummerRain 185 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted. Now girls do even more duck faces. I wish i had a talking banana who loves me no matter what! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Always 309 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted, but then your best friend eats the banana. I wish that country music didn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora's Baby 729 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted but you now live in Texas. I wish that on one would ever have a duck face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Always 309 Posted March 18, 2012 Granted, but now everyone has a fake orange tan. I wish I had a cute, furry, bright pink puffball for a pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingdom Sora 464 Posted March 19, 2012 Granted, it bit you and you died I wish it could be peanut butter jelly time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites