Crush-A-Wish

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It's a good dart gun.

 

I wish for a piece of gum.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. It fell on the floor.

I wish to have beam katana.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. You now have a katana made out of a wood beam.

 

I wish for more understanding of people in general.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then you had a brain over load and crashed

I want to actually beat Xemnas for real

[vanitas234 19]

granted but he wins

 

i wish kh was real

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then Xemnas kills you

I want Riku to be meh slave

[vanitas234 19]

granted riku runs away i wish my next wish which i wish for a real key blade wouldnt be crushed

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then Vanitas snaps it in half

i wish I could be Riku's boyfreind

[vanitas234 19]

granted but riku doesnt swing that way

 

i wish for my last wish but is unbreakable

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then someone stole the keychain

I wish I could be a nobody

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Your heartless attacks and destroys your nobody.

 

I wish for KotOR 3.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but the KotOR 3 kills you

I wish to be a nobody

[vanitas234 19]

granted but i kill you

 

i wish i had three wishes lol

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. They all end badly for you.

 

I wish for Space Marine to have local multiplayer.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then the game goes bang

i wish I was a heartless and a nobody

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Then some Keyblader destroys both and turns you back to a somebody.

 

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. You dreamed about JB being killed, and when you wake up, you noticed that you "leaked" something on the sheets.

I wish to have all KH mangas in English.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Unfortunately, the manga's are in ye olde english.

 

I wish for a baskar sword.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then Aladin cuts your head off with a spear. (is that his name?)

I want to beat up Terranort

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

(No. Baskar is a fictional metal.)

 

Granted. Then Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Xemnas attack you.

 

I wish for a Power Fist.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then the fist turns on you....

i wish to beat up Terra-Xehanort not Xemnas and Ansem seeker of darkness. (I will admit that was a good one though)

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

(Thank you.)

Granted. Then Aqua appears to save her "friend" and beats you up in the process.

 

I wish for some epic music.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but the music was to epic and your ear bleed.

I wish I could beat up Aqua for earlier

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Sora pops up and fights you.

 

I wish for longer nights.

[Obi-wan 411]

Granted but then you feel asleep way to early

I wish I could beat up Aqua not Sora or any of those other people