Crush-A-Wish

[TripleNipple 308]

Granted, your world is made of snow, but it melts.

 

I wish I can speak English goodly.

[superbanana 230]

Granted, but you still can't type or read English correctly.

 

I wish for a robot that makes cake.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It's a robot cake.

 

I wish for a lightsaber.

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Granted but you held it wrong and slices you in half.

I wish for amazing power!!

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, here's a battery!

 

I wish I could magically shape-shift.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. You can shape into the basic shapes. Circle, square, triangle and so on.

 

I wish for an extra weekend day.

[superbanana 230]

Granted, but you still have to go to school on the extra day.

[Oishii 3,987]

I wish to steal superbananas' wish

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now you are a superbanana. With no peel.

I wish to have a Muggle Weapon.

[Kingdom Sora 464]

Granted but it breaks and you get blown to a far away planet

I wish I was Death the Kid

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now you are Death in The form of a Kid.

I wish to become the Necromancer.

[Dax 3]

Granted, but then you die.

 

I wish for five billion dollars.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. They got burned.

I wish to beat the Evil Wizard Spider.

[animemylove 439]

Granted! but everyone dies in a tragic ending and the storyline ends T-T

 

I wish Kairi would do something of importance in the series.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. She dies.

I wish to write in invisible ink.

[animemylove 439]

granted. but you lose your weapon

 

I wish Donald was immortal.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now he's the test dummy of NASA.

I wish to have a theme.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. It's written by Barney and preformed by the Tellytubbies.

 

I wish the new Evanescence album was out already.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but your headphones break.

 

I wish that Scar never killed Mufasa.

[superbanana 230]

Granted, I killed Mufasa instead.

I wish to not get a free playstation vita.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, you must pay $400 for one.

 

I wish that the next person who posts would click the “Like” button for this post.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. After that that peson disliked that post.

I wish to become a Pikachu.

[rikunobodyxiii 700]

Granted. Then some kid captures you and forgets about you.

 

I wish I could be a cyborg.

[OblivionRider 50]

Granted, but someone forgot to oil you so you break down.

 

I wish ice cream and candy were healthy.

[Weedanort 8,786]

Granted. Now ice cream and candy are more expensive.

I wish to become a green demon.