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Granted, you now have a piece of paper that says 3.14159265359.....

 

I wish for a coat that when I put it on my whole body feels like it's 60 degrees.

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Granted, but it feels like 60 degrees because it actually makes your body temperature 60 degrees, which gives you hypothermia.

 

I wish my spit was antiseptic.

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Granted but you end up like Snake, the snakeman.

 

I wish for my stupid firetrucking cold to let go of me xC

 

EDIT: WTF DID I JUST TYPE?

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Granted, but now you feel tired and have to take a nap.

 

I wish I could have power over time.

 

Granted, you can now increase the rate of time's passage by +/- .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

I wish for a gauntlet I might throw down.

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