Zola 3,038 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but something always happens to the food before you can eat it. I wish I could Ghost Drive like Aqua. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted but you get cake instead. <-- it's a lie btw. I wish I could die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but you come back to life. I wish for a dollar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 11, 2012 YESH! Granted but it turns out to be a Rupee instead. So go enjoy. I wish for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but since I'm a wicked evil genie I'm going to add a V to the end of that and give you a MeV!!!!! (Mega electron volt) I wish my eyes could see ultra violet and infra red light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted but since you MeV'd ME, your eyes will now die. I wish for a 3DS and a PS3. NAOW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, you now have a 3DS that has no buttons and a PS3 that has no disc tray. I wish to be inspired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted,but you have no way to express your inspirations. I wish for a j. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, you now have the J programing language. I wish for a penny. Edited October 11, 2012 by Keysofblades Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted,but it's a soul-consuming eldritch abomination named Penny. I wish for Season 3 of Sherlock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayfinder823 477 Posted October 11, 2012 GRANTED! But... Sherlock dies.... and the season is cut short... and it's not very good... I want for a cute puppy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but it's a mutt. I wish for a perfectly normal leaf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but it blows away. I wish for a good sandwich I can eat right now. GRANTED! But... Sherlock dies.... and the season is cut short... and it's not very good... Already happened, already is, and isn't possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, you have a Shawarma on pita sandwich, but the Hulk stole it from you right when you were about to eat it. I wish I could see molecules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 12, 2012 Granted. You can now see every molecule that uses a noble gas. I wish someone would post after this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but no one will post after this. I wish for a rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 13, 2012 Granted but a boulder falls on you instead. I wish for my next wish to not get crushed. Or any of sort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imoore4 687 Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but it got crushed any way. I wish for everything!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, everything now exists. I wish for a tail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gambler'sApprentice 131 Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, you now have a tail on your right-hand pinky. I wish for a perfectly normal toothpick to come into existence 1 ft. away from me, with 0 velocity and to remain in existence for 35 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted October 13, 2012 Granted but a dog eats it before you get to it. I wish for nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zola 3,038 Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing I wish I was more patient sometimes. Edited October 14, 2012 by Zola Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 14, 2012 Granted...but...Granted. I wish for deep jungle back in kh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanitas234 19 Posted October 14, 2012 granted but your eaten by the jaguar i wish i could beat data vexen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shera Wizard 2,736 Posted October 14, 2012 Granted but you now have to beat Ultimate Marluxia with 1 HP. Good Luck. I wish for a new hair cut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
